Tennis as it is and how it isn't !
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Tennis as it is and how it isn't !
First topic message reminder :
Tennis is a gladatorial game between 1 to 4 people.
The whole idea being to win 3 out of 5 or 2 out of 3 sets .
Simples.
Or so you would think!
But with the right statistics and B-----it ANYONE (apart from me) can prove black is
white and white is black.
We purport to be tennis fans on this site, but the old *My Dad is bigger than Your Dad*
prevails. For Heavens sake - Are we knowledgable tennis fans or Kids fighting in the
back yard ?
EVERY Tennis Player deserves kudos - if only for the fact that that they are 200% gitter
than any one of us will ever be.
Tennis is a gladatorial game between 1 to 4 people.
The whole idea being to win 3 out of 5 or 2 out of 3 sets .
Simples.
Or so you would think!
But with the right statistics and B-----it ANYONE (apart from me) can prove black is
white and white is black.
We purport to be tennis fans on this site, but the old *My Dad is bigger than Your Dad*
prevails. For Heavens sake - Are we knowledgable tennis fans or Kids fighting in the
back yard ?
EVERY Tennis Player deserves kudos - if only for the fact that that they are 200% gitter
than any one of us will ever be.
yummymummy- Posts : 1361
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Re: Tennis as it is and how it isn't !
Optical trickery doesn't change the fact that black is black. I want my baby back. And it's gray, it's gray, since she went away.
JuliusHMarx- julius
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Re: Tennis as it is and how it isn't !
It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White, I Said If You're Thinkin' Of Being My Baby, It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White, I Said If You're Thinkin' Of Being My Brother, It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White, Ooh, Ooh Yea, Yea, Yea Now Ooh, Ooh Yea, Yea, Yea Now, It's Black, It's White It's Tough For You To Get By, It's Black , It's White, WhooJuliusHMarx wrote:Optical trickery doesn't change the fact that black is black. I want my baby back. And it's gray, it's gray, since she went away.s
Hmmmm there seems to be a few men in black (or is it white?) coats waiting for me outside, I may be some time ...
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Re: Tennis as it is and how it isn't !
Nore Staat wrote:It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White, I Said If You're Thinkin' Of Being My Baby, It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White, I Said If You're Thinkin' Of Being My Brother, It Don't Matter If You're Black Or White, Ooh, Ooh Yea, Yea, Yea Now Ooh, Ooh Yea, Yea, Yea Now, It's Black, It's White It's Tough For You To Get By, It's Black , It's White, WhooJuliusHMarx wrote:Optical trickery doesn't change the fact that black is black. I want my baby back. And it's gray, it's gray, since she went away.s
Hmmmm there seems to be a few men in black (or is it white?) coats waiting for me outside, I may be some time ...
Don't be blue,
I'll be true,
Baby, I love youuuuuuuu
I do I do I do, I do I dooooooo
noleisthebest- Posts : 3755
Join date : 2011-03-01
Re: Tennis as it is and how it isn't !
Jubbahey's statistical equation to assess who is the strongest, fittest, most talented and skillful player on the planet right now.......
Murray is the best because I say so and anyone who says different is a t****r, if you want to argue the point, meet me at Charing cross, platform one tonight 10:30, better bring a Monkey wrench as I'm a black belt Karache !
(if you bring the cops, I'll leg it, got it!)
Murray is the best because I say so and anyone who says different is a t****r, if you want to argue the point, meet me at Charing cross, platform one tonight 10:30, better bring a Monkey wrench as I'm a black belt Karache !
(if you bring the cops, I'll leg it, got it!)
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Re: Tennis as it is and how it isn't !
Jubbahey wrote:if you want to argue the point, meet me at Charing cross, platform one tonight 10:30
Where were you?
JuliusHMarx- julius
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Re: Tennis as it is and how it isn't !
Two peeps (UN)willing to fight it out
yummymummy- Posts : 1361
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Location : NW Scotland
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