20 facts you didn't know

by eddyfightfan Mon 25 Jul 2011, 7:38 pm

just to lighten the mood, here's 20 facts about manny pacquiao you didnt know:-

1. manny pacquiao doesnt put money in slot machines, he just touchs the handle and wins the jackpot instanly
2. manny pacquiao once killed a man for a living
3. manny pacquiao can't have children, he leaves nothing behind but crushed skulls and rivers of blood
4. manny pacquiao can win at blackjack with 1 card
5. manny pacquiao doesnt need a password to get onto a computer- he just say "move"
6. after meeting manny pacquiao, UFC lawyers have decided just to call if FC
7. manny pacquiao is the only one allowed to touch mr T's mohawk
8. if you ask manny pacquiao what time it is he always says "2 seconds till", if you say "2 seconds till what?" you get punched in the face
9. death once had a near manny pacquiao experience
10. manny pacquiao doesnt own a house, he walk into a random house and the people move out
11. manny pacquiao only wears boxing gloves to keep the explosion in when he punchs people
12. manny pacquiao is behind you, made you look
13. subway proclaimed that there subs are "just the way you like them", and were successfully sued by manny pacquiao after they refused to put barbed wire on it
14. manny pacquiao and superman where due to have a arm wrestling competion, but superman said lets take a raincheck, and he's not been seen since
15. fool me once, shame on me, fool manny pacquiao and you will die
16. manny pacquiao has already been to mars, thats where there are no signs of life
17. i once did a joke about manny pacq...
18. manny pacquiao only uses 1 pawn when he plays chess, and still wins
19. manny pacquiao doesn't use facebook any more after he poked someone and killed them
20. manny pacquiao sleeps of insomnia

all facts courtesy of a a mr D4, who would be grateful for anymore facts about manny pacquiao because knowledge is power....

by John Bloody Wayne Mon 25 Jul 2011, 8:07 pm

Some kids wear super man pyjamas, superman wears Manny Pacquiao pyjamas.

by TopHat24/7 Mon 25 Jul 2011, 8:39 pm

Manny Pacquiao isn't scared of the dark, the dark is scared of Manny...

by AlexHuckerby Mon 25 Jul 2011, 8:59 pm

Under Manny Pacquiao's beard there is only another fist :P

by Daz Mon 25 Jul 2011, 9:37 pm

Love the Chuck Norris quotes! Always made me chuckle!

thumbsup

by sittingringside Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:21 am

When Manny jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets manny pacquiao'd

by **88Chris05** Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:33 am

Manny Pacquiao can slam revolving doors.

by eddyfightfan Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:46 am

manny pacquiao doesnt do push ups, he pushs the the world down

by Valero's Conscience Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:54 am

Manny once got insulted by someone on February 30th. He was so angry not only did he get rid of the man, he got rid of the day too!

by d260005p Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:54 am

Before the boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his wardrobe for Manny Pacquiao

by d260005p Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:54 am

Manny Pacquiao does not have a chin behind his beard, just another fist

by eddyfightfan Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:03 pm

manny pacquiao doesnt read books, he just stares at the until the give him the information he needs

by d260005p Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:28 pm

hahaha! Brilliant.

by Imperial Ghosty Tue 26 Jul 2011, 2:49 pm

There's no theory of evolution just a list of animals Manny Pacquiao allows to live.

by eddyfightfan Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:40 pm

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

by **oxring** Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:57 pm

Manny Pacquiao doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the Poopie out of it.

by eddyfightfan Tue 26 Jul 2011, 6:40 pm

manny pacquiao won pop idol using sign language

manny pacquiao won world seris poker with pokemon cards

manny pacquiao was in star wars, he is the force

manny pacquiao smashed a mirror then walked under a ladder whilst been crossed by a black cat, then won the lottery

manny pacquiao used to have a street named after him, but they had to change it, because nobody crosses manny pacquiao and lives

manny pacquiao got pulled over by the police, the officer was lucky to escape with a warning

manny pacquiao got bit by a black mamba, after 3 days of pain and agony..... the snake died

by School Project Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:38 pm

Manny Pacquaio isn't scared of needles, he's scared of Mayweather...

by **oxring** Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:13 pm

School Project wrote:Manny Pacquaio isn't scared of needles, he's scared of Mayweather...

D4 where art thou?

by School Project Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:47 am

oxring wrote:
School Project wrote:Manny Pacquaio isn't scared of needles, he's scared of Mayweather...

D4 where art thou?

seriously, what happened to him? I do miss him...

by J.Benson II Wed 27 Jul 2011, 9:57 am

School Project wrote:
oxring wrote:
School Project wrote:Manny Pacquaio isn't scared of needles, he's scared of Mayweather...

D4 where art thou?

seriously, what happened to him? I do miss him...

I've seen him on boxingscene. He posts the same pro-Paquaio/anti-Mayweather drivel that he did on here.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=496566

by coxy0001 Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:07 am

Manny Pacquiao would've smashed the paving slab that my car hit this morning at 80mph rather than completely wreck 2 alloys wheels

by **Union Cane** Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:09 am

coxy0001 wrote:Manny Pacquiao would've smashed the paving slab that my car hit this morning at 80mph rather than completely wreck 2 alloys wheels

You need to try to stay on that big long grey thing with the white lines down the middle.

thumbsup

by BALTIMORA Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:36 am

J.Benson II wrote:
School Project wrote:
oxring wrote:
School Project wrote:Manny Pacquaio isn't scared of needles, he's scared of Mayweather...

D4 where art thou?

seriously, what happened to him? I do miss him...

I've seen him on boxingscene. He posts the same pro-Paquaio/anti-Mayweather drivel that he did on here.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=496566

What a colossal trouser snake that guy is. A dose of the bad AIDS would do less to diminish my will to live than another round of endlessly inane threads on why Pacquiao is the tallest boxer ever based only on selected facts. Anyone who misses that person clearly is missing something between the ears too.

by razzaq Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:39 am

Is there a dose of the 'good' AIDS then???

by Rowley Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:41 am

Not a Brasseye fan I take it Razzaq

by Rowley Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:44 am

Got to agree Balti, I don't miss him one jot. Have no problem a guy supporting his favourite fighter but when he will lie or hold positions in complete contradiction to positions he has previously held that is not debating it is sycophancy.

Also have to be honest found an allegedly grown man having such an obsession (which is what it was) with another man more than a little spooky, remember reading about women in Asia killing themselves when Jackie Chan got married, always had visions of D4 doing likewise if Floyd beat Manny, although on the grounds that fight was 90-10 in Manny's favour that was unlikely.

by razzaq Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:45 am

rowley wrote:Not a Brasseye fan I take it Razzaq

tends to clash with evening prayer.

by d260005p Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:01 pm

BALTIMORA wrote:
J.Benson II wrote:
School Project wrote:
oxring wrote:
School Project wrote:Manny Pacquaio isn't scared of needles, he's scared of Mayweather...

D4 where art thou?

seriously, what happened to him? I do miss him...

I've seen him on boxingscene. He posts the same pro-Paquaio/anti-Mayweather drivel that he did on here.

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=496566

What a colossal trouser snake that guy is. A dose of the bad AIDS would do less to diminish my will to live than another round of endlessly inane threads on why Pacquiao is the tallest boxer ever based only on selected facts. Anyone who misses that person clearly is missing something between the ears too.

Haha, just read that thread on Boxingscene. He talks about how Pacman is more accurate then Mayweather, but does not include the jabs for some reason, which therefore make Mayweather then more accurate puncher. Each to there own though hey.

by Scottrf Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:17 pm

Wow, love Brass Eye, didn't even know BALTIMORA was a reference.

by Rowley Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:19 pm

Scottrf wrote:Wow, love Brass Eye, didn't even know BALTIMORA was a reference.

You need to pay a bit better attention Scott

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:36 pm

rowley wrote:
Also have to be honest found an allegedly grown man having such an obsession (which is what it was) with another man more than a little spooky.

Charley Burley?

by Rowley Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:55 pm

Tino, I do occasionally let a day pass without mentioning him. Also have not trolled the boards with countless articles as to why Robinson ducked Burley and how if that fight happened it is 90-10 in Burley's favour. all this despite the fact that both of those statements are absolutely 100% correct. Am happy to rectify this though if you want.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:04 pm

rowley wrote:Tino, I do occasionally let a day pass without mentioning him. Also have not trolled the boards with countless articles as to why Robinson ducked Burley and how if that fight happened it is 90-10 in Burley's favour. all this despite the fact that both of those statements are absolutely 100% correct. Am happy to rectify this though if you want.

No, your fine Jeff.

Slight difference is, you actually know a little about more than two boxers. I don't miss his articles at all, but it was mildly amusing watching our friend Coxy getting incandescent with rage as the threads went on.

by Rowley Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:11 pm

The sad thing is on 606 before he developed his all encompassing obsession with all things Manny and Floyd d4 was actually OK, knew his stuff but just went a bit mental and by the end it was Wumming, and deep down he knew it. Nobody with any knowledge of the sport could honestly claim Mosley Manny would be fight of the year unless they were on the wind up.

by d260005p Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:25 pm

What does WUM mean?

by Rowley Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:28 pm

Wind up Merchant, don't worry if you have not been accused of being one already it will happen, if you don't get accused of it at least once you're doing something wrong.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:28 pm

Women's Undercarriage Monitor

by Sir. badgerhands Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:29 pm

Wild Underpant Monkey

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:30 pm

Wet Useless Mofo

by **88Chris05** Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:31 pm

rowley wrote:Wind up Merchant, don't worry if you have not been accused of being one already it will happen, if you don't get accused of it at least once you're doing something wrong.

Only if Young 'WUM, imo, mmmmm thought so, lol, end of' Towzer is about, though.

by BALTIMORA Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:32 pm

Scottrf wrote:Wow, love Brass Eye, didn't even know BALTIMORA was a reference.

It means quite literally 'I'm running at them now with my trousers down'. Very Happy

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:33 pm

88Chris05 wrote:
rowley wrote:Wind up Merchant, don't worry if you have not been accused of being one already it will happen, if you don't get accused of it at least once you're doing something wrong.

Only if Young 'WUM, imo, mmmmm thought so, lol, end of' Towzer is about, though.

He will also continually tell you to calm down and accuse you of being a "keyboard warrior" as well, don't forget.

by Sir. badgerhands Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:33 pm

88Chris05 wrote:
rowley wrote:Wind up Merchant, don't worry if you have not been accused of being one already it will happen, if you don't get accused of it at least once you're doing something wrong.

Only if Young 'WUM, imo, mmmmm thought so, lol, end of' Towzer is about, though.

If you want to get the full set you also need to be accused of being an alias.

For example I was once accused of being Coxy.

by Rowley Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:35 pm

I genuinely think he is part of some sort of Candid Camera type stunt put solely on here to drive me over the edge because pretty much every little abbreviation, acronym and turn of phrase he uses such as L*L, end of etc and his liberal and frequent inability to use you're rather than your drive me up the wall. As such I can't work out whether he is a genius or idiot.

by BALTIMORA Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:35 pm

Sir. badgerhands wrote:
88Chris05 wrote:
rowley wrote:Wind up Merchant, don't worry if you have not been accused of being one already it will happen, if you don't get accused of it at least once you're doing something wrong.

Only if Young 'WUM, imo, mmmmm thought so, lol, end of' Towzer is about, though.

If you want to get the full set you also need to be accused of being an alias.

For example I was once accused of being Coxy.

As was I. Still, could be worse.

by Rowley Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:36 pm

BALTIMORA wrote:
Scottrf wrote:Wow, love Brass Eye, didn't even know BALTIMORA was a reference.

It means quite literally 'I'm running at them now with my trousers down'.

Peter you've lost the NEWS!!!

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:37 pm

BALTIMORA wrote:
Sir. badgerhands wrote:
88Chris05 wrote:
rowley wrote:Wind up Merchant, don't worry if you have not been accused of being one already it will happen, if you don't get accused of it at least once you're doing something wrong.

Only if Young 'WUM, imo, mmmmm thought so, lol, end of' Towzer is about, though.

If you want to get the full set you also need to be accused of being an alias.

For example I was once accused of being Coxy.

As was I. Still, could be worse.

I got accused of being Baltimora's "pre-emptive stalker". Beat that.

by Scottrf Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:38 pm

rowley wrote:
BALTIMORA wrote:
Scottrf wrote:Wow, love Brass Eye, didn't even know BALTIMORA was a reference.

It means quite literally 'I'm running at them now with my trousers down'.

Peter you've lost the NEWS!!!

LOL your making me crack up, great show IMHO.

by Sir. badgerhands Wed 27 Jul 2011, 1:38 pm

rowley wrote:I genuinely think he is part of some sort of Candid Camera type stunt put solely on here to drive me over the edge because pretty much every little abbreviation, acronym and turn of phrase he uses such as L*L, end of etc and his liberal and frequent inability to use you're rather than your drive me up the wall. As such I can't work out whether he is a genius or idiot.

Your funny rowley, if anyone says any different. End of I'll tell them you are LOL!!!

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