20 facts you didn't know

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just to lighten the mood, here's 20 facts about manny pacquiao you didnt know:-

1. manny pacquiao doesnt put money in slot machines, he just touchs the handle and wins the jackpot instanly
2. manny pacquiao once killed a man for a living
3. manny pacquiao can't have children, he leaves nothing behind but crushed skulls and rivers of blood
4. manny pacquiao can win at blackjack with 1 card
5. manny pacquiao doesnt need a password to get onto a computer- he just say "move"
6. after meeting manny pacquiao, UFC lawyers have decided just to call if FC
7. manny pacquiao is the only one allowed to touch mr T's mohawk
8. if you ask manny pacquiao what time it is he always says "2 seconds till", if you say "2 seconds till what?" you get punched in the face
9. death once had a near manny pacquiao experience
10. manny pacquiao doesnt own a house, he walk into a random house and the people move out
11. manny pacquiao only wears boxing gloves to keep the explosion in when he punchs people
12. manny pacquiao is behind you, made you look
13. subway proclaimed that there subs are "just the way you like them", and were successfully sued by manny pacquiao after they refused to put barbed wire on it
14. manny pacquiao and superman where due to have a arm wrestling competion, but superman said lets take a raincheck, and he's not been seen since
15. fool me once, shame on me, fool manny pacquiao and you will die
16. manny pacquiao has already been to mars, thats where there are no signs of life
17. i once did a joke about manny pacq...
18. manny pacquiao only uses 1 pawn when he plays chess, and still wins
19. manny pacquiao doesn't use facebook any more after he poked someone and killed them
20. manny pacquiao sleeps of insomnia

all facts courtesy of a a mr D4, who would be grateful for anymore facts about manny pacquiao because knowledge is power....

I'm just waiting till he adds FACT!!!! at the end of the sentence to his arsenal, think at that point I will go and find D4 to discuss with him why he feels the Mayweather vs Manny fight is yet to happen.

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BALTIMORA wrote:

I got accused of being Baltimora's "pre-emptive stalker". Beat that.

I have recently been accused of being the reincarnation of a banned former poster. Not nice at all.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

BALTIMORA wrote:

Sir. badgerhands wrote:

88Chris05 wrote:

rowley wrote:Wind up Merchant, don't worry if you have not been accused of being one already it will happen, if you don't get accused of it at least once you're doing something wrong.

Only if Young 'WUM, imo, mmmmm thought so, lol, end of' Towzer is about, though.

If you want to get the full set you also need to be accused of being an alias.

For example I was once accused of being Coxy.

As was I. Still, could be worse.

I got accused of being Baltimora's "pre-emptive stalker". Beat that.

Well, SOMEONE'S listening in to my 'phone line...

As long as noone gets accused of being that awful Sean Michaels chap.

Trussman did say that I must have been davidemore back on the old 606, which takes some beating. Not sure what I did to get on the wrong side of him that particular day. Probably said that I rate Lewis higher than Holyfield or that Curry would have lost to Robinson, or something.

Scottrf wrote:As long as noone gets accused of being that awful Sean Michaels chap.

His input will be sorely missed.

88Chris05 wrote:Trussman did say that I must have been davidemore back on the old 606, which takes some beating. Not sure what I did to get on the wrong side of him that particular day. Probably said that I rate Lewis higher than Holyfield or that Curry would have lost to Robinson, or something.

Didn't tell him he'd gotten his degree from a polytechnic and not a proper university, did you?

OneTwo wrote an article about me.

If you Google Badgerhands it brings it up!!

But I forgave, I simply thought, what would Jesus do.

Sir. badgerhands wrote:

But I forgave, I simply thought, what would Jesus do.

You're not Tyson Fury are you?

razzaq wrote:

Sir. badgerhands wrote:

But I forgave, I simply thought, what would Jesus do.

You're not Tyson Fury are you?

Have you got a driveway in need of tarmac?

razzaq wrote:

Sir. badgerhands wrote:

But I forgave, I simply thought, what would Jesus do.

You're not Tyson Fury are you?

Where's Towzer gone not seen him since the other night when it all kicked off

Sir. badgerhands wrote:OneTwo wrote an article about me.

If you Google Badgerhands it brings it up!!

But I forgave, I simply thought, what would Jesus do.

What a great comment by Sugar Boy on it.

Sir. badgerhands wrote:OneTwo wrote an article about me.

If you Google Badgerhands it brings it up!!

But I forgave, I simply thought, what would Jesus do.

That does suggest you have googled your user name in the past, so very self absorbed.

rowley wrote:That does suggest you have googled your user name in the past, so very self absorbed.

I'm sure we've all done it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimora
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowley,_East_Riding_of_Yorkshire
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coxy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truss
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Michaels
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_Cane
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soldier_of_fortune
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alma
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gialloblu

etc...

Cheers for that Union have to say the village of Rowley looks absolutely charming. Have to admit I have googled my username, unfortunately Jeff Rowley is the name of a skateboarder or some such so I just get loads of people in silly caps riding around on planks with wheels

In fairness, it's hard not to be self absorbed when you're as great as Trussman is - especially after Union wrote that now folklore poem about him on the old 606!