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Woods and Steve Williams on the first tee

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Post by oldparwin Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:39 pm

Steve Williams and Tiger Woods walk on to the first tee,who could guess who would be first to talk and what they might say:

1) Steve Williams "Hi Tiger hows it hanging today"

2) Tiger Woods "Hi Steve how much do you think you can screw him for"


Or something else devil

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Post by Bagman Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:41 pm

oldparwin wrote:Steve Williams and Tiger Woods walk on to the first tee,who could guess who would be first to talk and what they might say:

1) Steve Williams "Hi Tiger hows it hanging today"

2) Tiger Woods "Hi Steve how much do you think you can screw him for"


Or something else devil

They'll probably ignore eachother or

Tiger :Hi Steve,can you reccommend a new caddy for me?

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Post by Maverick Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:46 pm

Tiger: Hi Steve how's the book writing going or should I say stick sucking on my blood like a leach for another payday....

Steve: Hi Tiger it's so nice caddying for a player that is playing good golf and not worried about his next off course birdie

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Post by sharrison01 Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:53 pm

Tiger: "Hi Steve, how's your wife and my kids?"

Steve: "The wife's okay but the kids are retarded."

(Stolen from Botham/Marsh)

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Post by drive4show Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:55 pm

Tiger: raspberry

Stevie: Cry mad boxing

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Post by navyblueshorts Fri 29 Jul 2011, 4:58 pm

D4S

Laugh That about sums it up I reckon.
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Post by Davie Fri 29 Jul 2011, 8:05 pm

The sharrison response is pure quality (even if it was stolen)

D4S has a budding career on the Tennis forums with his fluency in smily-ese Wink

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