Steffans Caption Competition (Week 3) - Winner Announced

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Result is called early as I cant do it on Friday now

And the winner is:

xTwisTx wrote:Amir's glove puppet whispers in Judahs ear. The disrespectful joke about Amy Winehouse and the now declining bee population disgusts him. Amir is consequently disqualified for punching "below the belt".

Well done xTwisTx. Give yourself a

As quite a few of you know this is last time I am doing the caption competition. Despite accusations of corruption, reports of it being 'dull' and claims that I stole it off Union Cane (which I unintentionally did I guess), iv enjoyed doing it the last 3 weeks. I have tried and clearly failed with this little project but il dust myself off and who knows maybe il think of something that will be a little more well received. As for now though - I quote Richard Nixon - "The interest of others must always come before any personal considerations"

If anyone wants to take over from me and do a caption competition yourself then crack on I got no complaints and will be happy to compete myself

Gentlemen it has been a pleasure


Regards

Steffan

"Despite pending inquiries into corruption in previous competitions, Steffan lets the competition run into a third week."

Scottrf wrote:"Despite pending inquiries into corruption in previous competitions, Steffan lets the competition run into a third week."

Iv told you before...you cant corrupt the incorruptible. Now either post a caption or get the hell off my thread

"Go on Zab, do your Popeye impression again or I'll punch you in the knackers".

Steffan wrote:

Scottrf wrote:"Despite pending inquiries into corruption in previous competitions, Steffan lets the competition run into a third week."

Iv told you before...you cant corrupt the incorruptible. Now either post a caption or get the hell off my thread

No.

"Zab Judah was surprised by the power of Zab Judahs uppercut"

BALTIMORA wrote:"Go on Zab, do your Popeye impression again or I'll punch you in the knackers".

Brilliant

"Come on Amir, smile now. This will make an incredibly boring picture for Steffan's caption competition".

Steffan, this isn't your finest work. Can't you at least find a vaguely interesting shot?

Khan and Judah taking part in a completely hetrosexual competition to see who can masterbate the fastest whilst wearing boxing gloves.......and judging by his face Judah has just won

Cameraman once again steals the show in Steffans caption competition (week 3).

"By round 5 judah knew it was Poopie or bust, despite his severe constipation he bravely went for the Poopie option"

oh bless how sweet, my sh*t has been turned to poopie

Amir's glove puppet whispers in Judahs ear. The disrespectful joke about Amy Winehouse and the now declining bee population disgusts him. Amir is consequently disqualified for punching "below the belt".

'' Zab suddenly hears the news that Steffans Caption Competition could be on it's final week''

Judah cant help but whince as Khan whispers how Union cane got shafted out of his own competition idea

" Don't tell anybody, but........................."

"Send three and fourpence, we're going to a dance."

********** ***** ****** *******- caption removed for legal reasons, as showed zab in a negative light, he claimed it was "below the belt"

"Yes, Katie Price made that face as well."

Winner Announced

Has it really been been badly received steffan? Just a bit of banter from what i could see.

Clearly from your winner's selections and my entries we have polar opposite senses of humour, so i was never going to win, but i think my ego can live with that... humour is a very personal thing.

go on... do another! Deep down despite the hurt, you know you want to

I would take it on, but I can't copy and paste on missus's iPad. At least I don't know how to.

I would be happy to take this on if all agreed. To be honest I'm not an encyclopedia when it comes to all things boxing related. But I like a good joke and banter. Plus that lack of boxing knowledge will make for "interesting" pictures

You get my vote xTwisTx.

If you get stuck for ideas there is always this...

Click Here For A Veritable Plethora of Caption Competition Ideas

What are you trying to say Union?

I was trying to say :

"You get my vote xTwisTx.

If you get stuck for ideas there is always this...

Click Here For A Veritable Plethora of Caption Competition Ideas."

Why, what did it come out as?

xTwisTx wrote:I would be happy to take this on if all agreed. To be honest I'm not an encyclopedia when it comes to all things boxing related. But I like a good joke and banter. Plus that lack of boxing knowledge will make for "interesting" pictures

You get my vote then. What can I (we) win?

Union, I'm not sure. It seemed as though...almost like...you were subtly hinting at something.

I personally am simply aggrieved that after the Primetime competition was won by an entry after the closing, this one has been won by disallowing several days worth of entries, many of which I'm sure would have been of an impeccably high standard.

Personage?



I think Twisty should set one up straight away, the quicker we abandon Steffan's thread the better.

Union Cane wrote:Personage?



I think Twisty should set one up straight away, the quicker we abandon Steffan's thread the better.

Stupid predictive auto-correct on my 'phone. I agree though.

Union Cane wrote:Personage?



I think Twisty should set one up straight away, the quicker we abandon Steffan's thread the better.

So just because I'm no longer moonlighting as an Asian I get ignored. This poacher turned gamekeepr lark is hard yakka

You said you couldn't do it though you silly man.

Ok, sorry xTwIsTx, I vote for Michaels.

I vote for Razzaq if he comes back. He was a great poster.

I vote for me

Scottrf wrote:I vote for Razzaq if he comes back. He was a great poster.

Not sure if you are lacing this with your own particular brand of acerbic wit or not Scott, but I actually thought he was quite funny.

To further my case i could provide such brilliance as:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQKiNi-B_Vr3vMJgvSdoevdtKX_eULnqDEl8PbidZNDIiIMRKa

Scottrf wrote:I vote for Razzaq if he comes back. He was a great poster.

Nearly as good as this one...

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...or especially for coxy, this one...

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Well that quietened you all down.

<hotdog><snowball>??

Union Cane wrote:...or especially for coxy, this one...

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Where did you get that picture of my mum...... So embarrassing

I'll put my hat in the ring officially but feel it should go to a vote.

Here is my hat that I have proverbially thrown into the ring

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I'm not sure I really get the winning caption.

I hadn't actually bothered to read it, but now that I have, I don't get it either.

Can someone please explain it..?

Something to do with her hair looking like a beehive?

Scottrf wrote:Something to do with her hair looking like a beehive?

Correct.....was a joke going round about her death bringing about a population decrease of bees due to them not being able to live in her barnet......tbh I was surprised i won

Michaels, Sean wrote:

Union Cane wrote:Personage?



I think Twisty should set one up straight away, the quicker we abandon Steffan's thread the better.

So just because I'm no longer moonlighting as an Asian I get ignored. This poacher turned gamekeepr lark is hard yakka

What Asian were you moonlighting as?