Light-hearted riot thread - which boxers?

[Fists of Fury]

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In light of the ongoing riots, let's say you are a shop owner for the day. The angry mob has moved on to your street, and are heading straight for your shop. You (somehow) have the ability to summon two boxer, past or present, to your aid in order to fight off these hooligans.

Which two boxers would you choose?

My two picks would be Roberto Duran and Julio Cesar Chavez, between them I think they would form a lethal streetfighting combo, and I'd feel sorry for the looters should one of them get caught by Duran in a phone box..

[Steffan]

I agree Windy. Im not going to mention race again (today)

Can we still lynch Anne Robinson though?

Only if you photograph the event and post links so that we can all enjoy the taming of this particular shrew.

Il gotta wait for her to finish that porno with Sean Michaels first

[88Chris05]

Rihanna colours her hair red, does that count? If so, then I'm a fan of red heads, too.

[Steffan]

What about the race to see who is named as the 606vs greatest british boxer of all time?

Jimmy Wilde

[Steffan]

Rihanna colours her hair red, does that count? If so, then I'm a fan of red heads, too.

To say I would like to smash the granny out of her is an understatement. Nailing her would be a full time occupation. Not enough hours in the day as well

[BALTIMORA]

Rihanna colours her hair red, does that count? If so, then I'm a fan of red heads, too.

She's on my list too.

[88Chris05]

Rihanna colours her hair red, does that count? If so, then I'm a fan of red heads, too.

To say I would like to smash the granny out of her is an understatement. Nailing her would be a full time occupation. Not enough hours in the day as well

I'm sure she'll appreciate that Steffan, you old smoothy, you!

[Imperial Ghosty]

Wasn't on my list until recently but i'd happily smash her backdoors in.

[Steffan]

Rihanna colours her hair red, does that count? If so, then I'm a fan of red heads, too.

To say I would like to smash the granny out of her is an understatement. Nailing her would be a full time occupation. Not enough hours in the day as well

I'm sure she'll appreciate that Steffan, you old smoothy, you!

She would do her Rocky impression on me....pound the raw meat

[Dass]

Wasn't on my list until recently but i'd happily smash her backdoors in.

You old romantic you.

[Super D Boon]

Wasn't on my list until recently but i'd happily smash her backdoors in.

I think you're a bit too upbeat for her Ghosty.

[Imperial Ghosty]

I thought we were talking about Anne Robinson?

[Steffan]

What about that Adele? Fat birds are normally up for anything. Plus she'd take you for breakfast as well in the morning. No doubt she'd have the mega one

[88Chris05]

What about that Adele? Fat birds are normally up for anything. Plus she'd take you for breakfast as well in the morning. No doubt she'd have the mega one

Can't stand that miserable cow. In fact, I can't think of anything worse. Besides, all she'd do is bend your ear about her ex boyfriend in that long, drawn-out, boring voice. Come to think of it, that just about sums up every song she's ever released.

[Dass]

What about that Adele? Fat birds are normally up for anything. Plus she'd take you for breakfast as well in the morning. No doubt she'd have the mega one

I've heard people say "I'd do anything for a fry up" but this is a stage to far.

[Super D Boon]

Who the hell is Adele?

Is she off the telly?

[Steffan]

What about that Adele? Fat birds are normally up for anything. Plus she'd take you for breakfast as well in the morning. No doubt she'd have the mega one

Can't stand that miserable cow. In fact, I can't think of anything worse. Besides, all she'd do is bend your ear about her ex boyfriend in that long, drawn-out, boring voice. Come to think of it, that just about sums up every song she's ever released.

Yeah she is a right miserable cow. Maybe if the fatty lost some weight all these blokes wouldnt keep breaking her heart

[BALTIMORA]

What about that Adele? Fat birds are normally up for anything. Plus she'd take you for breakfast as well in the morning. No doubt she'd have the mega one

There's a line, Steffan. You just crossed it.

[Rowley]

Am sure the multi millionaire, award winning singer will be absolutely gutted a few boxing fans on a forum don't consider her attractive.

[Mind the windows Tino.]

What about that Adele? Fat birds are normally up for anything. Plus she'd take you for breakfast as well in the morning. No doubt she'd have the mega one

Can't stand that miserable cow. In fact, I can't think of anything worse. Besides, all she'd do is bend your ear about her ex boyfriend in that long, drawn-out, boring voice. Come to think of it, that just about sums up every song she's ever released.

Maybe if the fatty lost some weight all these blokes wouldnt keep breaking her heart

I have a sneaking suspicion the same principle could be applied to you.

[Super D Boon]

Am sure the multi millionaire, award winning singer will be absolutely gutted a few boxing fans on a forum don't consider her attractive.

Have no idea who she is. Was she X factor?

[Steffan]

Am sure the multi millionaire, award winning singer will be absolutely gutted a few boxing fans on a forum don't consider her attractive.

I said I would nail her. Thats a compliment. She's paying for breakfast though

[88Chris05]

Am sure the multi millionaire, award winning singer will be absolutely gutted a few boxing fans on a forum don't consider her attractive.

Come on Jeff, this is Steffan we're talking about. Not just some 'boxing fan.' She'll need those millions to comfort her!

[Rowley]

Am sure the multi millionaire, award winning singer will be absolutely gutted a few boxing fans on a forum don't consider her attractive.

Have no idea who she is. Was she X factor?

Why the bleeding hell are you asking me, who do you think I am, David "Kid" Jensen or someone?

[Steffan]

What about that Adele? Fat birds are normally up for anything. Plus she'd take you for breakfast as well in the morning. No doubt she'd have the mega one

Can't stand that miserable cow. In fact, I can't think of anything worse. Besides, all she'd do is bend your ear about her ex boyfriend in that long, drawn-out, boring voice. Come to think of it, that just about sums up every song she's ever released.

Maybe if the fatty lost some weight all these blokes wouldnt keep breaking her heart

I have a sneaking suspicion the same principle could be applied to you.

I have lost weight. And no woman can break my heart. Slaaaags the lot of them I tell you....

[88Chris05]

Think we'd better dust Rowley's cage for prints, it's clearly been rattled!

[Super D Boon]

Am sure the multi millionaire, award winning singer will be absolutely gutted a few boxing fans on a forum don't consider her attractive.

Have no idea who she is. Was she X factor?

Why the bleeding hell are you asking me, who do you think I am, David "Kid" Jensen or someone?

Kid Jenson. I had his cassette free with Smith's Crisps! Well how dyou know she's a multi millionaire making assumptions? Perhaps she's spent it all on food judging by the comments here.......

[Steffan]

Think we'd better dust Rowley's cage for prints, it's clearly been rattled!

He clearly has a soft spot for Adele

I have a hard spot for Rihanna

[Michaels, Sean]

Adele or the big unit off of the band gossip?

[Super D Boon]

Adele or the big unit off of the band gossip?

I know that one. She prefers her partners not to have a johnson.

[Rowley]

Super since you ask I know she is a multi millionaire because she made a number of graceless comments about having to pay £4m in tax on the back of her last album, which I thought made her appear rather insensitive and crass, however having a rudimetary grasp of how the taxation system works in this country I could work out to have a requirement to pay £4m in tax would mean you had earned several millions and thus even having paid the requested amount will still have a similar amount left as your earnings, as 4 is a mulitple of 1 and one is required to be a millionaire feel it was appropriate and accurate to describe her as a multi millionaire.

Hope that clears things up.

[Scottrf]

Why doesn't she make an off shore company, pay herself a base salary and the rest in dividends...

[Steffan]

Super since you ask I know she is a multi millionaire because she made a number of graceless comments about having to pay £4m in tax on the back of her last album, which I thought made her appear rather insensitive and crass, however having a rudimetary grasp of how the taxation system works in this country I could work out to have a requirement to pay £4m in tax would mean you had earned several millions and thus even having paid the requested amount will still have a similar amount left as your earnings, as 4 is a mulitple of 1 and one is required to be a millionaire feel it was appropriate and accurate to describe her as a multi millionaire.

Hope that clears things up.

So do you wanna bang her or not then Rowley?

[Super D Boon]

Ah right okay Rowley. Wouldn't know her if I ran over her.

I thought we were on to Gossip anyways.

[88Chris05]

Super since you ask I know she is a multi millionaire because she made a number of graceless comments about having to pay £4m in tax on the back of her last album, which I thought made her appear rather insensitive and crass, however having a rudimetary grasp of how the taxation system works in this country I could work out to have a requirement to pay £4m in tax would mean you had earned several millions and thus even having paid the requested amount will still have a similar amount left as your earnings, as 4 is a mulitple of 1 and one is required to be a millionaire feel it was appropriate and accurate to describe her as a multi millionaire.

Hope that clears things up.

So do you wanna bang her or not then Rowley?

Good stuff, Steffan.

[Rowley]

Why doesn't she make an off shore company, pay herself a base salary and the rest in dividends...

I don't know Scott under normal circumstances I would say a sense of social responsbility or some such, however based on her comments re the £4m in the interview I saw I think we can comfortably rule this option out. Maybe she has been poorly advised or on the back of the poor publicity other artists such as U2 have received for doing similar to your suggestion she has been advised against such a course of action.

[Imperial Ghosty]

I agree with Steffan for once, we want to get to the nitty gritty, would you or not Jeff?

[Super D Boon]

Just checked her out.

I would if she lost about a ton in weight.

[Michaels, Sean]

Fern Britten or Vanessa feltz. Now we're talking!

[Super D Boon]

Fern Britten or Vanessa feltz. Now we're talking!

Fern every time!

[ONETWOFOREVER]

I would have Jim Jeffries,Alan Minter,and o.sullivan because of their views on "minorities".

Alan Minter would not lose a shop to a black man.

I would not employ Jack Dempsey as he would duck black rioters.

[Rowley]

I would have Jim Jeffries,Alan Minter,and o.sullivan because of their views on "minorities".

Alan Minter would not lose a shop to a black man.

I would not employ Jack Dempsey as he would duck black rioters.

O'Sullivan is a snooker player.

[Mind the windows Tino.]

I would have Jim Jeffries,Alan Minter,and o.sullivan because of their views on "minorities".

Alan Minter would not lose a shop to a black man.

I would not employ Jack Dempsey as he would duck black rioters.

I didn't even realise Ronnie felt that strongly actually.

Balls, Jeff beat me to it.

[88Chris05]

Personally, I'd just give Trussman a bell. He'd sort it.

[Mind the windows Tino.]

Personally, I'd just give Trussman a bell. He'd sort it.

You're joking Chris, he only duffs people up who are on acid.

[Steffan]

Where is Trussman anyway? He aint been on her for ages

[ONETWOFOREVER]

Manny might be a good shout,he could fight all night until he faces a slick black rioter!

[bhb001]

Valuev would have to be one, probably followed by Vital Klitschko. The size alone of these two would make people think twice!

[NathanDB10]

Liston and Tyson. Maybe Ron Lyle too.

[Sugar Floyd Louis]

How about Maurice Tillet ?

http://images.google.com/imgres?q=Maurice+Tillet&hl=en&sa=G&biw=1016&bih=539&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=1tLtLKAHBjGcyM:&imgrefurl=http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php%253Ftopic%253D303711.0&docid=sUNCKKf1qLP9LM&w=500&h=405&ei=LSBBTsKrIIGe-waj4oDFCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=128&vpy=122&dur=28&hovh=202&hovw=250&tx=138&ty=103&page=1&tbnh=113&tbnw=137&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0

quality pic, thanks for making me nearly choke

[HumanWindmill]

Glad you enjoyed it, jay.

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