Light-hearted riot thread - which boxers?

[Fists of Fury]

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In light of the ongoing riots, let's say you are a shop owner for the day. The angry mob has moved on to your street, and are heading straight for your shop. You (somehow) have the ability to summon two boxer, past or present, to your aid in order to fight off these hooligans.

Which two boxers would you choose?

My two picks would be Roberto Duran and Julio Cesar Chavez, between them I think they would form a lethal streetfighting combo, and I'd feel sorry for the looters should one of them get caught by Duran in a phone box..

[whotobeA]

Would nobody have the skeletal remains of the Kray twins stood there? There would be none of this nonsense if they were still about you know?

Apart from that Adele look like a magical 3 o clock bird, when all else has failed you can bet she'll get the taxi back with you just after she's finished her kebab special!

[ONETWOFOREVER]

whats with the adele comments i think she is pretty.

[Rowley]

Would nobody have the skeletal remains of the Kray twins stood there? There would be none of this nonsense if they were still about you know?

Apart from that Adele look like a magical 3 o clock bird, when all else has failed you can bet she'll get the taxi back with you just after she's finished her kebab special!

spot on would not have happened in Ronnie and Reggie's day, you could leave your house open and they loved their mams, god bless em, they only hurt other villains you know.

[Scottrf]

whats with the adele comments i think she is pretty.

Pretty f'ing enormous.

[ONETWOFOREVER]

whats with the adele comments i think she is pretty.

Pretty f'ing enormous.

Pluck the face.

[Seanusarrilius]

great question. i would want one extremley concussive puncher and one street fighter so any combo of

benn,steve collins, valero (the maniac) Tyson (ditto)

Actually screw that, Holyfield, even now he is so punch drunk i dont think he would feel anything if the looters went at him in bunches

i would not want paulie malignaggi, his tickles would only rouse the rioters further

[Fists of Fury]

Malignaggi and Burns could leave them all unable to loot though, writhing round on the floor in a fit of giggles. Might be an effective alterative, and a damned good way to get the stoppage win.

[JDandfries]

John Conte and Mike Tyson for me

[rapidringsroad]

Fritzie Zivic would have been a good one to have, he knew how to fight dirty also Ike Beabuchi was pretty mean.

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