Random Factor... Like A Tractor

by **Pal Joey** Tue 16 Aug 2011, 1:59 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:35 pm

Woman, take me in your arms,
Flock your baby... music

by Glas a du Mon 31 Oct 2011, 2:36 pm

I could have died with your lambs tonight... music

by PJHolybloke Tue 01 Nov 2011, 12:43 am

Was Norman Wisdom responsible for the Welsh marcher barons, Mr Grimsdale? :fallsdownstairs:

by Glas a du Tue 01 Nov 2011, 5:57 am

No, but he was responsible for giving the Inland Revenue a bloody nose, only to get too clever and receive the favour in turn.

by **George Carlin** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 7:40 am

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

by Glas a du Tue 01 Nov 2011, 7:45 am

Yours or somebody else's?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 01 Nov 2011, 7:48 am

Try swallowing ten times in quick succession. Bet you can't do it.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 01 Nov 2011, 2:28 pm

Dear Mel C, you have a horrible singing voice. Feel free to carry on singing - but please don't do it in a recording studio. Ta.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 02 Nov 2011, 7:57 am

Sex balm, sex balm, you're my sex balm... music

by Cari Wed 02 Nov 2011, 11:10 am

High high high high high cockalorum...

The Smeagol has landed.

by Glas a du Thu 03 Nov 2011, 7:21 am

The tittyfers have sung their song

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 03 Nov 2011, 7:40 am

We're walking in St Clears... music

by Glas a du Thu 03 Nov 2011, 7:51 am

I'm so hot to handle now Llandinam music

by Glas a du Thu 03 Nov 2011, 7:52 am

tulips from Llansanan music

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 03 Nov 2011, 8:07 am

I left my heart in Llansantffraid-ym-Mechain... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 03 Nov 2011, 9:13 am

I'm pishing on a star... music

by Cari Thu 03 Nov 2011, 9:42 am

Love...love is a verb. Love is a doing word...

by Glas a du Thu 03 Nov 2011, 9:51 am

All along the watch tower colliery music

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 03 Nov 2011, 10:27 am

All I want for Christmas is a car and the money to insure it. music

by Breadvan Thu 03 Nov 2011, 10:44 pm

Drunken frat boy monkey garbage..

by Glas a du Thu 03 Nov 2011, 10:52 pm

You can say that again

by Gibson Fri 04 Nov 2011, 4:37 am

Ladyboys wear proper blue.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 Nov 2011, 9:05 am

I'm weird. But then, everyone's weird.

But if everyone's weird, does that make me normal?

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 Nov 2011, 10:14 am

There's a fire starting in my heart... music

Ever heard of Gaviscon, Adele?

by Glas a du Fri 04 Nov 2011, 10:37 am

luckless_pedestrian wrote:I'm weird. But then, everyone's weird.

But if everyone's weird, does that make me normal?

No. Certainly not.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 Nov 2011, 11:00 am

by Glas a du Fri 04 Nov 2011, 11:04 am

by Glas a du Fri 04 Nov 2011, 11:25 am

The Lougher-side derby.

Penclawdd v Bynea.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 12:17 pm

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:57 pm

We go together like lacquer on leather;
Apposite, like the smell to the sh!te.

by Glas a du Fri 04 Nov 2011, 3:13 pm

Air sickness to the flight
and bee poo on heather.

by Cari Fri 04 Nov 2011, 3:20 pm

Mice mice baby...squeeeeeeak!

by Breadvan Fri 04 Nov 2011, 6:39 pm

luckless_pedestrian wrote: There's a fire starting in my heart...

Ever heard of Gaviscon, Adele?

Set fire to the rain? Like to see you try that one too... warning

by Glas a du Fri 04 Nov 2011, 9:18 pm

Can't you hear her saying "of petrol"?

by Glas a du Sat 05 Nov 2011, 3:24 pm

Man to prostitute:

"have you been caught by the Fuzz?"

"no, but I have been swung by the jubblies"

by **Pal Joey** Sun 06 Nov 2011, 9:54 am

Ewe flu back?

Knock it off already!

Get Well Glas! guinness

by Glas a du Sun 06 Nov 2011, 10:29 am

Cheers Breaker!

I can't Flip stand French refs

by Breadvan Sun 06 Nov 2011, 7:26 pm

Glas a du wrote:Can't you hear her saying "of petrol"?

Petrol eh? Thought she was more of a Kerosene girl....

by Glas a du Sun 06 Nov 2011, 8:57 pm

What's carrots got to do with anything?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 07 Nov 2011, 7:54 am

Prescription: before the invention of writing.

Proscription: in favour of the invention of writing.

Description: writing something and then rubbing it out.

by Glas a du Mon 07 Nov 2011, 11:32 am

Conscription: fooling somebody into writing.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 07 Nov 2011, 12:04 pm

Inscription: somebody in the process of writing

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 07 Nov 2011, 12:21 pm

Interviews: the bit between your eyes.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 07 Nov 2011, 3:08 pm

Repercussion: concerning timpani.

by Cari Mon 07 Nov 2011, 3:21 pm

Abandon - pub entertainment.

Intelligent - a man on the TV.

by Glas a du Mon 07 Nov 2011, 3:34 pm

Pine end - extremity of a tree

by Glas a du Mon 07 Nov 2011, 3:35 pm

Respect - look at again

Respectfully - properly this time!

by Cari Tue 08 Nov 2011, 1:21 pm

Farthing - something a long way off.

Paintings - Jamaican torture implements.

Mastiff - a group of young men watching p0rn.

by Glas a du Tue 08 Nov 2011, 2:31 pm

Dolomite - money eating pest.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 08 Nov 2011, 2:59 pm

Nausea: a beaver if you're a tree.

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