National Census/Jedi Knights

Its Census time again, in the last one 300,000 knights registered this as their religion so pass the word
May the force be with you

You should register as a secular/scientific humanist.

It's the only sensible answer to the religion question.

I'm a member of the cult of scientology. It's excellent... although I am considering my own offshoot. If anyone would like to join please send 5 grand in cash to the PO Box number I can private message you.

Are you really Tom Cruise? Or John Travolta?

:mmm:

I can't reveal that information to anyone lower than the rank of grand high wizard of the fourth degree.

that will cost 25K to achieve I'm afraid... but it is well worthwhile. I promise.

I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

No. But you can have an invite to a private party where she might be in attendance. We have decreed that she shall be the vessel for the next messiah of the cult.

Where do the white bunnies enter into the equation?

you have to follow them to the rabbit hole.

King Beer wrote:I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

Just rent out the Gift from Blockbuster and save yourself £4997.50

Always loved the E4 advert for that film:

"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

Hobo wrote:"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

You mean she makes a nice roll? Bit of cheese, some tomato... maybe a little pepper. That sort of thing?

Hobo wrote:

King Beer wrote:I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

Just rent out the Gift from Blockbuster and save yourself £4997.50

Always loved the E4 advert for that film:

"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

It's a rubbish film. Just like Keira Knightley in The Hole.

Hobo wrote:

King Beer wrote:I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

Just rent out the Gift from Blockbuster and save yourself £4997.50

Always loved the E4 advert for that film:

"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

Besides... they are probably stunt jubblies.

LondonJonnyO wrote:

Hobo wrote:

King Beer wrote:I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

Just rent out the Gift from Blockbuster and save yourself £4997.50

Always loved the E4 advert for that film:

"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

Besides... they are probably stunt jubblies.

no tis definitely her - face shot at the same time

Hobo wrote:

LondonJonnyO wrote:

Hobo wrote:

King Beer wrote:I'll give you 50k if i get a picture of Katie Holmes in the nuddy?

Just rent out the Gift from Blockbuster and save yourself £4997.50

Always loved the E4 advert for that film:

"A suspense filled thriller, starring Cate Blanchet and Keanu Reeves. its also the film where Katie Holmes gets her baps out!"

Besides... they are probably stunt jubblies.

no tis definitely her - face shot at the same time

It's amazing what they can do with computer editing these days though... Probably belonged to some ladyboy or another.