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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 06 Sep 2011, 7:24 pm

It's not like we've got anything better to do.

John Isner - stick insect.

Your turn.

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Post by legendkillar Tue 06 Sep 2011, 7:28 pm

Gilles Simon - ant

Small little dynamo

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Post by Guest Tue 06 Sep 2011, 7:29 pm

Ferrero - Mosquito Erm

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Post by sportslover Tue 06 Sep 2011, 7:37 pm

Federer - A Butterfly

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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 06 Sep 2011, 7:45 pm

Maria Sharapova - Cicada

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Post by polished_man Tue 06 Sep 2011, 7:48 pm

Nadal would probably be an armadillo then......
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 06 Sep 2011, 7:58 pm

polished_man wrote:Nadal would probably be an armadillo then......

Only if the title were 'If Tennis Players were non-human mammals'

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Post by polished_man Tue 06 Sep 2011, 8:26 pm

OK but oyu can't deny that the armadillo IS VERY similar to a large insect, and, in case it were, it would have been really close to Nadal
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 06 Sep 2011, 8:32 pm

Nadal - Onthophagus taurus

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Post by Jeremy_Kyle Tue 06 Sep 2011, 8:34 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:It's not like we've got anything better to do.

John Isner - stick insect.

Your turn.

I see the rain delay is having unpredictable effects on the deluded psyche of the tennis fans ......
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Post by polished_man Tue 06 Sep 2011, 8:52 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:Nadal - Onthophagus taurus

also called the dung roller beetle......
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Post by JuliusHMarx Tue 06 Sep 2011, 8:56 pm

Jeremy_Kyle wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:It's not like we've got anything better to do.

John Isner - stick insect.

Your turn.

I see the rain delay is having unpredictable effects on the deluded psyche of the tennis fans ......

Very Happy Smile Sad Shocked Cool Crying or Very sad Rolling Eyes Wink idea boxing angel mad furious censored kiss Doh thumbsup clap steam coffee devil mug guinness raspberry Headscratch RedWine Bubbly Dog Cat vomit thumbsdown nope notworthy chin

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Post by Jeremy_Kyle Tue 06 Sep 2011, 9:11 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Jeremy_Kyle wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:It's not like we've got anything better to do.

John Isner - stick insect.

Your turn.

I see the rain delay is having unpredictable effects on the deluded psyche of the tennis fans ......

Very Happy Smile Sad Shocked Cool Crying or Very sad Rolling Eyes Wink idea boxing angel mad furious censored kiss Doh thumbsup clap steam coffee devil mug guinness raspberry Headscratch RedWine Bubbly Dog Cat vomit thumbsdown nope notworthy chin

Shocked Cool Crying or Very sad Rolling Eyes Wink idea boxing angel mad furious censored kiss Doh thumbsup clap steam coffee devil mug guinness raspberry Headscratch RedWine Bubbly Dog Cat vomit thumbsdown nope notworthy chin 🤦

this is much better.....
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Post by Tenez Tue 06 Sep 2011, 9:47 pm

polished_man wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Nadal - Onthophagus taurus

also called the dung roller beetle......

That was funny!

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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 08 Sep 2011, 11:34 am

Yesterday they were all pond-skaters

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Post by Josiah Maiestas Thu 08 Sep 2011, 11:37 am

Dolgopolov - Embioptera (web spinner) Wink
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Post by raiders_of_the_lost_ark Thu 08 Sep 2011, 12:04 pm

Nalbandian would be a caterpillar, spending all the time eating, but has potential to transform into a butterfly.
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Post by raiders_of_the_lost_ark Thu 08 Sep 2011, 12:07 pm

Monfils can be grass hopper.
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Post by barrystar Thu 08 Sep 2011, 12:18 pm

Whatever Dolgopolov is, then Hingis would be the same.
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Post by JuliusHMarx Thu 08 Sep 2011, 12:22 pm

Gulbis - hover fly. You think he's going to be something scary (a wasp) but turns out to be harmless.

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Post by Josiah Maiestas Thu 08 Sep 2011, 12:33 pm

barrystar wrote:Whatever Dolgopolov is, then Hingis would be the same.
I don't see young men/kids having a crush on Dolgo tbh with ya. Whistle
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Post by gallery play Sat 10 Sep 2011, 10:03 am

Surprised no one mentioned Nadal "the cockroach" yet..survives a nuclear war.
Djoko the spider, patiently waiting for the opponent's error, wastes not time once the victim got stuck in his web



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