THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by President Trump Tue 01 Mar 2011, 3:25 pm

There once was a boy called Roy
He came on our site to annoy
He riled people up
but he wum out of luck
and has now shacked up with a guy

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 3:29 pm

There once was a boy called Roy
He came on our site to annoy
He riled people up
But he wum out of luck
And that was the end of Royboy

by Guest Tue 01 Mar 2011, 7:36 pm

I went to the pub one day

by Guest Tue 01 Mar 2011, 7:40 pm

I went to the pub one day,
on a scooter made entirely of clay,

by Guest Tue 01 Mar 2011, 7:42 pm

I went to the pub one day,
on a scooter made entirely of clay,
I got some funny looks

by Legend Tue 01 Mar 2011, 8:18 pm

I went to the pub one day,
on a scooter made entirely of clay,
I got funny looks
From builders and cooks

by Guest Tue 01 Mar 2011, 8:51 pm

I went to the pub one day,
on a scooter made entirely of clay,
I got funny looks
From builders and cooks
As I'd pushed it to a pub closed last May.

by Guest Tue 01 Mar 2011, 8:52 pm

I'm all for a bit of fun 'n' games,

by Solerina Tue 01 Mar 2011, 10:04 pm

I'm all for a bit of fun 'n' games,
Especially on the climbing frames,

by Guest Tue 01 Mar 2011, 11:17 pm

I'm all for a bit of fun 'n' games,
Especially on the climbing frames.
If johnny hadn't shown it,

by Lex-Express Tue 01 Mar 2011, 11:53 pm

I'm all for a bit of fun 'n' games,
Especially on the climbing frames.
If johnny hadn't shown it,
I wouldn't have blown it

by Guest Wed 02 Mar 2011, 9:24 am

I'm all for a bit of fun 'n' games,
Especially on the climbing frames.
If johnny hadn't shown it,
I wouldn't have blown it,

I'm not going there within a bargepole's length of it ! laughing

by Guest Wed 02 Mar 2011, 9:32 am

This was posted on H2G2's Limerick thread.....

A lady who once rode a tiger
Admitted she was an imbiber
One bottle of brandy
Would turn her quite randy
Then the tiger would turn round and bite her

by **Enforcer** Wed 02 Mar 2011, 9:42 am

I'm all for a bit of fun 'n' games,
Especially on the climbing frames.
If johnny hadn't shown it,
I wouldn't have blown it,
And to my wife I denied all the claims

by Legend Wed 02 Mar 2011, 9:43 am

There once was a woman, a climber

by Solerina Wed 02 Mar 2011, 11:53 am

There once was a woman, a climber,
She was good, a real old-timer

Loving your thread Jubbahey

by Legend Wed 02 Mar 2011, 12:12 pm

There once was a woman, a climber,
She was good, a real old-timer
At first I thought, WOW!

by Guest Wed 02 Mar 2011, 12:17 pm

There once was a woman, a climber,
She was good, a real old-timer
At first I thought, WOW!
But she turned into a cow.

by Legend Wed 02 Mar 2011, 12:48 pm

There once was a woman, a climber,
She was good, a real old-timer
At first I thought, WOW!
But she turned into a cow
And showed me her dirty censored

by President Trump Wed 02 Mar 2011, 1:08 pm

There once was a woman, a climber,
She was good, a real old-timer
At first I thought, WOW!
But she turned into a cow
But it didn't stop me climbing inside her randy

by Kitten Wed 02 Mar 2011, 1:43 pm

There was an old bey from calcutta....

oh hang on... better not devil

by President Trump Wed 02 Mar 2011, 2:01 pm

There was an oldman from Dundalk

by Guest Wed 02 Mar 2011, 10:50 pm

There was an oldman from Dundalk
Who had a funny walk

by Guest Wed 02 Mar 2011, 11:22 pm

There was an oldman from Dundalk
Who had a funny walk
When strolling one day

by Guest Wed 02 Mar 2011, 11:37 pm

There was an oldman from Dundalk
Who had a funny walk
When strolling one day
He suddenly declared "Yeh"

by Legend Thu 03 Mar 2011, 5:50 am

There was an oldman from Dundalk
Who had a funny walk
When strolling one day
He suddenly declared "Yeh"
"I want to find someone to stalk!"

by Legend Thu 03 Mar 2011, 10:58 am

A wife who was full of aggravation

by Guest Thu 03 Mar 2011, 2:03 pm

A wife who was full of aggravation,
Told her hubby "No Sexual Relations!"

by President Trump Thu 03 Mar 2011, 2:20 pm

A wife who was full of aggravation,
Told her hubby "No Sexual Relations!"
She said "put it away"

by Legend Thu 03 Mar 2011, 2:22 pm

A wife who was full of aggravation,
Told her hubby "No Sexual Relations!"
She said "put it away"
"Or I'll tell all you're gay"

by theundisputedY2D2 Thu 03 Mar 2011, 2:31 pm

A wife who was full of aggravation,
Told her hubby "No Sexual Relations!"
She said "put it away"
"Or I'll tell all you're gay"
Now he's left to jack off in frustration.

by Legend Thu 03 Mar 2011, 2:35 pm

five knuckle shuffle?

by theundisputedY2D2 Thu 03 Mar 2011, 2:46 pm

You can't see me!

Well I hope not anyway, not at the moment..... Shocked

by Legend Thu 03 Mar 2011, 2:50 pm

Tomorrow on 606v2,
The official pub quiz debut.
Legend will host.
It’s on the first post
Of the link that I give here to you

The Official 606v2 Pub Quiz

by Solerina Thu 03 Mar 2011, 8:01 pm

There once was a woman called Mary,

by **ADMIN** Thu 03 Mar 2011, 8:06 pm

There once was a woman called Mary,
Who had the most wonderful fairy,

by Guest Thu 03 Mar 2011, 8:47 pm

There once was a woman called Mary,
Who had the most wonderful fairy,
She appeared one day

by AberdeenSteve Thu 03 Mar 2011, 9:13 pm

There once was a woman called Mary,
Who had the most wonderful fairy,
She appeared one day
Announced she was gay

by **ADMIN** Thu 03 Mar 2011, 9:36 pm

There once was a woman called Mary,
Who had the most wonderful fairy,
She appeared one day
Announced she was gay
And so her nether regions grew hairy

by Guest Thu 03 Mar 2011, 9:45 pm

lmao, brilliant lol

by AberdeenSteve Thu 03 Mar 2011, 10:58 pm

Hahaha! Awesome shout there Hero laughing

by Wooffie Thu 03 Mar 2011, 11:05 pm

Up popped a limerick newbie called Wooffie

by **ADMIN** Thu 03 Mar 2011, 11:09 pm

Up popped a limerick newbie called Wooffie
Who's balls had gone rather fluffy

by Guest Thu 03 Mar 2011, 11:11 pm

Up popped a limerick newbie called Wooffie
Who's balls had gone rather fluffy
Saying Rafa tennis is ace

by Wooffie Thu 03 Mar 2011, 11:22 pm

Up popped a limerick newbie called Wooffie
Who's balls had gone rather fluffy
Saying Rafa tennis is ace.
We must find a place

by Wooffie Thu 03 Mar 2011, 11:23 pm

Up popped a limerick newbie called Wooffie
Who's balls had gone rather fluffy
Saying Rafa tennis is ace.
We must find a place.
To make us feel welcome and comfy

Ta-daaa

by Guest Thu 03 Mar 2011, 11:26 pm

good ending wooffie thumbsup

by **ADMIN** Thu 03 Mar 2011, 11:39 pm

I thought I made tennis related too with fluffy balls!

by Legend Fri 04 Mar 2011, 7:50 pm

There once was a wrestler from Spain

by Guest Fri 04 Mar 2011, 7:53 pm

There once was a wrestler from Spain
Who once dug up a drain

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