THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

[Guest]

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

[littleswannygirl]

One morning I went to the doctor,
As I'd managed to strain my abductor,

[Kenny]

One morning I went to the doctor,
As I'd managed to strain my abductor,
The pain was strong and intense ,

[Pal Joey]

One morning I went to the doctor,
As I'd managed to strain my abductor,
The pain was strong and intense,
And I was losing all common sense,

[Kenny]

One morning I went to the doctor,
As I'd managed to strain my abductor,
The pain was strong and intense,
And I was losing all common sense,
When being examined i laughed and i mocked her

[Kenny]

Slow dancing with a girl one night ,

[Pal Joey]

Slow dancing with a girl one night,
We were suddenly shaken with a fright,

[Kenny]

Slow dancing with a girl one night,
We were suddenly shaken with a fright,
Her boyfriend had walked through the door

[President Trump]

Slow dancing with a girl one night,
We were suddenly shaken with a fright,
Her boyfriend had walked through the door
Our clothes were on the floor

[Kenny]

Slow dancing with a girl one night,
We were suddenly shaken with a fright,
Her boyfriend had walked through the door
Our clothes were on the floor,
A my knob she was squeezing real tight

[Pal Joey]

What a way to finish, Kenny. Another 10/10!

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