THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

[Guest]

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

[ADMIN]

There once was a wrestler from Spain
Who once dug up a drain
Inside was his brother called 'Taker'

[Legend]

There once was a wrestler from Spain
Who once dug up a drain
He was demented

[Guest]

There once was a wrestler from Spain
Who once dug up a drain
He was demented,
Foul breathed and constipated,

[Guest]

i think Hero got in 1st guys lol

[Guest]

There once was a wrestler from Spain
Who once dug up a drain
Inside was his brother called 'Taker'
Who was tunneling from Jamaica

[ADMIN]

There once was a wrestler from Spain
Who once dug up a drain
Inside was his brother called 'Taker'
Who was tunneling from Jamaica
Coz 21/2/11 had drove him insane

[ADMIN]

There was a man called Jack

[Guest]

There was a man called Jack.
Who thought that his rhyming was whack

[ADMIN]

There was a man called Jack.
Who thought that his rhyming was whack
He thought he was the shizzle

[Guest]

There was a man called Jack.
Who thought that his rhyming was whack
He thought he was the shizzle
But till Booker says nizzle

[Legend]

There was a man called Jack.
Who thought that his rhyming was whack
He thought he was the shizzle
But till Booker says nizzle
He'll keep writing about a Big Mac

[Guest]

Q/...what rhymes with "orange" ?



'twas on the good ship Hercules,

[Guest]

'twas on the good ship Hercules,
That i had trouble with my knees

[Legend]

'twas on the good ship Hercules,
That i had trouble with my knees
They hurt with each step

[Guest]

'twas on the good ship Hercules,
That i had trouble with my knees
They hurt with each step
And up popped Johny Depp

[Legend]

'twas on the good ship Hercules,
That i had trouble with my knees
They hurt with each step
And up popped Johny Depp
To cure my knee woes with ease

[Solerina]

Q/...what rhymes with "orange" ?

Nothing.

Solerina

[Guest]

Orange has almost no perfect rhymes. The only word in the 20-volume historical Oxford English Dictionary that rhymes with orange is sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant). Silver is another word for which it is almost impossible to find a perfect rhyme: the only candidate is the rare word chilver, which the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary defines as 'a ewe-lamb' (i.e. a female lamb)

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[Guest]

I walked down the street one day

[Solerina]

I walked down the street one day
And chanced upon a takeaway

[ADMIN]

I walked down the street one day
And chanced upon a takeaway
A chinese would be nice

[Fernando]

I walked down the street one day
And chanced upon a takeaway
A chinese would be nice
aslong as it comes with a lot of rice

[ADMIN]

I walked down the street one day
And chanced upon a takeaway
A chinese would be nice
aslong as it comes with a lot of rice
And the sauce on the ribs is OK

[Fernando]

there was a man called bob

[theundisputedY2D2]

There was a man called bob
Who used to work for the mob

[ADMIN]

There was a man called bob
Who used to work for the mob
He swam with the fishes

[theundisputedY2D2]

There was a man called bob
Who used to work for the mob
He swam with the fishes
And so did his Mrs.

[Guest]

There was a man called bob
Who used to work for the mob
He swam with the fishes
And so did his Mrs,
And their dog and their tortoise and frog.

[Guest]

A hammer, a nail and some wood,

[Solerina]

A hammer, a nail and some wood,
Could do someone some good,

[Fernando]

A hammer, a nail and some wood,
Could do someone some good,
they built a shed,

[Guest]

A hammer, a nail and some wood,
Could do someone some good,
they built a shed,
but forgot the bed,

[Solerina]

A hammer, a nail and some wood,
Could do someone some good,
they built a shed,
but forgot the bed,
So they just had a s**g where they stood

[Guest]

snog ?

Nice one Sol...

[Guest]

There once was a girl who flew,

[Solerina]

There once was a girl who flew,
Only stopping when she needed a poo,

[President Trump]

There once was a girl who flew,
Only stopping when she needed a poo
She'd see a nice car

[Guest]

There once was a girl who flew,
Only stopping when she needed a poo
She'd see a nice car
Open her legs like a jar

[President Trump]

There once was a girl who flew,
Only stopping when she needed a poo
She'd see a nice car
Open her legs like a jar
and make sure it was someone she knew

[Solerina]

Lol..... KB and Dicey.

Solerina

[President Trump]

I thank you....I thank you

There was an old man from Brazil

[ADMIN]

There was an old man from Brazil
Whose diet consisted only of Trill

[President Trump]

There was an old man from Brazil
Whose diet consisted only of Trill
He once ate a Mango

[ADMIN]

There was an old man from Brazil
Whose diet consisted only of Trill
He once ate a Mango
Then danced the fandango

[Enforcer]

And grew a most wonderful bill

[Guest]

"There once was a girl who flew,
Only stopping when she needed a poo
She'd see a nice car
Open her legs like a jar
and make sure it was someone she knew"

That's the best one so far, well done you lot.

Solerina, you little imp, you made it go that way.

(I'm still ROTFLOL, and tears are flowing, toilet humour always brings the worst out in people and the funniest)

[Solerina]

"There once was a girl who flew,
Only stopping when she needed a poo
She'd see a nice car
Open her legs like a jar
and make sure it was someone she knew"

That's the best one so far, well done you lot.

Solerina, you little imp, you made it go that way.

(I'm still ROTFLOL, and tears are flowing, toilet humour always brings the worst out in people and the funniest)

Why, thank you Jubbahey......there's a lot more toilet humour where that came from

Solerina

[President Trump]

There once was a bear on a toilet

[Guest]

There once was a bear on a toilet
Who's hair was so dirty he boiled it

[President Trump]

There once was a bear on a toilet
Who's hair was so dirty he boiled it
He took out a pan

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