THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

[Guest]

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

[Enforcer]

There once was a bear on a toilet
Who's hair was so dirty he boiled it
He took out a pan
And an old tin bedpan

[President Trump]

There once was a bear on a toilet
Who's hair was so dirty he boiled it
He took out a pan
And an old tin bedpan
Squeezed and pooped out a pilot

[ADMIN]

There once was a bear on a toilet
Who's hair was so dirty he boiled it
He took out a pan
Lent to him by his nan

[Enforcer]

Just ignore the rest of the limerick then Hero!!

There once was a house with no roof

[President Trump]

There once was a house with no roof
They said the wind did it but there's no proof

[Guest]

There once was a house with no roof,
They said the wind did it but there's no proof.
When a wolf came on by,

[President Trump]

There once was a house with no roof,
They said the wind did it but there's no proof.
When a wolf came on by,
And made the owner cry

[Legend]

There once was a house with no roof,
They said the wind did it but there's no proof.
When a wolf came on by,
And made the owner cry
He revealed to all that it was a spoof

[Guest]

An Italian, a German and I,

[President Trump]

An Italian, a German and I,
Where in a kitchen making some pie

[Enforcer]

An Italian, a German and I,
Where in a kitchen making some pie
When all of a sudden

[President Trump]

An Italian, a German and I,
Where in a kitchen making some pie
When all of a sudden
It turned into a puddin

[Legend]

An Italian, a German and I,
Where in a kitchen making some pie
When all of a sudden
It turned into a puddin
And out popped a man from Shanghai

[Solerina]

There was an old man from Madrid

[Legend]

There was an old man from Madrid
Who went abroad with five quid

[President Trump]

There was an old man from Madrid
Who went abroad with five quid
He travelled by boat

[Solerina]

There was an old man from Madrid
Who went abroad with five quid
He travelled by boat.
With his hairy pet goat

[President Trump]

There was an old man from Madrid
Who went abroad with five quid
He travelled by boat.
With his hairy pet goat
Who he fed to a really big squid

[Solerina]

There was an old man from Madrid
Who went abroad with five quid
He travelled by boat.
With his hairy pet goat
Who he fed to a really big squid

Lol! That's brilliant Dicey.

Solerina

[President Trump]

Cheers Im getting really addicted to this thread

There was an old woman from Scotland

[Legend]

There was an old woman from Scotland
Who returned goods wanting a refund

[Solerina]

There was an old woman from Scotland
Who returned goods wanting a refund.
But they turned her away

[President Trump]

There was an old woman from Scotland
Who returned goods wanting a refund.
But they turned her away
Which really ruined her day

[Solerina]

There was an old woman from Scotland
Who returned goods wanting a refund.
But they turned her away
Which really ruined her day.
And now she sings in a rock band.

[President Trump]

Lets start it up again

There was a man you plays Drums

[Solerina]

There was a man who plays Drums.
In a band with some of his chums.

[Wooffie]

There was a man who plays Drums.
In a band with some of his chums.
They longed to have groupies

[ADMIN]

There was a man who plays Drums.
In a band with some of his chums.
They longed to have groupies
So they paid them in rupees

[Legend]

There was a man who plays Drums.
In a band with some of his chums.
They longed to have groupies
So they paid them in rupees
But ended up playing to the slums

[Legend]

There once was a man who was driving

[Solerina]

There once was a man who was driving.
To the sea for some scuba diving,

[Legend]

There once was a man who was driving.
To the sea for some scuba diving,
When out jumped a deer

[Solerina]

There once was a man who was driving.
To the sea for some scuba diving,
When out jumped a deer.
And a man with a spear

[Legend]

There once was a man who was driving.
To the sea for some scuba diving,
When out jumped a deer
And a man with a spear
It's a miracle how he's still surviving!

[Solerina]

Lol!....Legend.

Lol!.. too, for the last one you finished.

Solerina

[Legend]

Haha, cheers Sol!

It's my random sense of humour - it helps

[Guest]

A man who had a face like a gibbon,

[Solerina]

A man who had a face like a gibbon,.
And his hair tied up in a ribbon,

[Guest]

A man who had a face like a gibbon,
And his hair tied up in a ribbon,
Had feet like a Rhino,

[Solerina]

A man who had a face like a gibbon,
And his hair tied up in a ribbon,
Had feet like a Rhino,
And was a bit of a wino,

[President Trump]

A man who had a face like a gibbon,
And his hair tied up in a ribbon,
Had feet like a Rhino,
And was a bit of a wino
Which made him think he was a pigeon

[Solerina]

Well done Dicey : )

Not much rhymes with gibbon does it lol

Solerina

[President Trump]

Not as many words as I thought


There once was an elephant from India

[Guest]

There once was an elephant from India
Who turned left when he travelled to Libya

[Guest]

There once was an elephant from India
Who turned left when he travelled to Libya
Having stopped for water

[Fernando]

There once was an elephant from India
Who turned left when he travelled to Libya
Having stopped for water
he was caught banging someones daughter

[Legend]

There once was an elephant from India
Who turned left when he travelled to Libya
Having stopped for water
he was caught banging someones daughter
Resulting in a positive test for chlamyidia

[Solerina]

There once was an elephant from India
Who turned left when he travelled to Libya
Having stopped for water
he was caught banging someones daughter
Resulting in a positive test for chlamyidia

LOL!!!

Wel done peeps.....that was excellent!

Solerina

[Solerina]

A handsome young man from Peru,

[Guest]

A handsome young man from Peru,
Really fancied some buffalo stew

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