THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri 25 Feb 2011, 23:53

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by Guest Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:52

A handsome young man from Peru,
Really fancied some buffalo stew
But the stove wouldnt boil

by Fernando Sat 19 Mar 2011, 23:55

A handsome young man from Peru,
Really fancied some buffalo stew
But the stove wouldnt boil
so they threw on some oil

by Guest Sun 20 Mar 2011, 09:34

A handsome young man from Peru,
Really fancied some buffalo stew
But the stove wouldnt boil
so they threw on some oil
And stirred it all with their shoes

by Guest Sun 20 Mar 2011, 13:55

A nudist was in her garden one day,

by Legend Sun 20 Mar 2011, 14:32

A nudist was in her garden one day,
When she was ordered to put her monkeys away

by Guest Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:12

A nudist was in her garden one day,
When she was ordered to put her monkeys away,
A neighbour had spotted,

by Legend Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:56

A nudist was in her garden one day,
When she was ordered to put her monkeys away,
A neighbour had spotted,
Her underwear knotted

by Legend Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:24

This thread should probably be moved into the Quiz & Games section now...

by Guest Sun 20 Mar 2011, 18:54

Yeh, ive popped this in the section, as it is technically a game
thumbsup

by Guest Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:11

None of those lines rhyme, come on, make an effort please !

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by Solerina Tue 22 Mar 2011, 12:24

A nudist was in her garden one day,
When she was ordered to put her monkeys away,
A neighbour had spotted,
Her underwear knotted.
And her pubes were a funny shade of gray.

Sorry........I'll get my coat....>........>......gone!

by Fernando Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:21

there was a man painted silver

by President Trump Tue 22 Mar 2011, 13:27

there was a man painted silver
who drank so much, he damaged his liver

by Solerina Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:00

There was a man painted silver
who drank so much, he damaged his liver
He went to the doc,

by President Trump Wed 23 Mar 2011, 12:41

There was a man painted silver
who drank so much, he damaged his liver
He went to the doc,
Wearing only one sock

by Guest Wed 23 Mar 2011, 14:16

There was a man painted silver
who drank so much, he damaged his liver
He went to the doc,
Wearing only one sock
And got arrested for exposing his quiver.

by Legend Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:08

There was a Young Lady of Norway,

by Solerina Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:21

There was a Young Lady of Norway,
Who at night used to sleep in a doorway,

by Legend Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:27

There was a Young Lady of Norway,
Who at night used to sleep in a doorway,
But the door crushed her foot,

by Solerina Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:36

There was a Young Lady of Norway,
Who at night used to sleep in a doorway,
But the door crushed her foot,
And she got covered in soot

by Guest Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:46

There was a Young Lady of Norway,
Who at night used to sleep in a doorway,
But the door crushed her foot,
And she got covered in soot
So she slept in a coffeecup on Broadway.

by Guest Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:48

A Roman went a'roamin one day,

by Solerina Wed 23 Mar 2011, 18:54

A Roman went a'roamin one day,
With some shampoo in a little sachet,

by Legend Wed 23 Mar 2011, 20:49

A Roman went a'roamin one day,
With some shampoo in a little sachet,
When out jumped a dragon

by Solerina Wed 23 Mar 2011, 21:07

A Roman went a'roamin one day,
With some shampoo in a little sachet,
When out jumped a dragon,
From under a wagon,

by Legend Thu 24 Mar 2011, 05:51

A Roman went a'roamin one day,
With some shampoo in a little sachet,
When out jumped a dragon,
From under a wagon,
To show him a bit of ballet

by Solerina Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:15

Legend wrote:A Roman went a'roamin one day,
With some shampoo in a little sachet,
When out jumped a dragon,
From under a wagon,
To show him a bit of ballet

Lol!

Solerina

by Solerina Thu 24 Mar 2011, 14:16

There once was a girl named Daisy,

by Legend Thu 24 Mar 2011, 16:36

There once was a girl named Daisy,
Who was known to be a little bit lazy.

by Solerina Fri 25 Mar 2011, 09:05

There once was a girl named Daisy,
Who was known to be a little bit lazy.
Then one day while in town,

by President Trump Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:17

There once was a girl named Daisy,
Who was known to be a little bit lazy.
Then one day while in town,
She saw her brother in her gown

by Legend Fri 25 Mar 2011, 16:17

There once was a girl named Daisy,
Who was known to be a little bit lazy.
Then one day while in town,
She saw her brother in her gown
And ended up becoming rather crazy

by Solerina Fri 25 Mar 2011, 19:13

There was a young man called Roger,

by Guest Fri 25 Mar 2011, 19:26

There was a young man called Roger,
Who ate a jammy dodger

by Legend Fri 25 Mar 2011, 19:27

There was a young man called Roger,
Who ate a jammy dodger,
But the biscuit was mouldy

by Guest Sat 26 Mar 2011, 16:42

There was a young man called Roger,
Who ate a jammy dodger,
But the biscuit was mouldy,
and tasted like a Garibaldi,

by President Trump Mon 28 Mar 2011, 10:35

There was a young man called Roger,
Who ate a jammy dodger,
But the biscuit was mouldy,
and tasted like a Garibaldi,
and the crumbs ended up on his Todger Wink

by Solerina Mon 28 Mar 2011, 13:53

Lol Dicey....I was just coming to have another go at this last line and you beat me to it!
I would love to have more time to spend on here.....my favourite thread : )

Next one then...

There was a young lady called Heather,

by Guest Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:22

There was a young lady called Heather,
who was particularly fond of leather,

by President Trump Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:27

There was a young lady called Heather,
who was particularly fond of leather,
she has whips and chains

by Solerina Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:42

There was a young lady called Heather,
who was particularly fond of leather,
she has whips and chains,
and some very long canes,

by President Trump Mon 28 Mar 2011, 14:46

There was a young lady called Heather,
who was particularly fond of leather,
she has whips and chains,
and some very long canes,
and two gimps she has tied together Shocked

by Solerina Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:19

Dicey Reilly wrote:There was a young lady called Heather,
who was particularly fond of leather,
she has whips and chains,
and some very long canes,
and two gimps she has tied together

Lol......we're getting worse!

Solerina

by President Trump Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:47

Lol yes....yes we are

There once was a Doctor called Mike

by Legend Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:55

There once was a Doctor called Mike
Who fell off while riding his bike

by President Trump Mon 28 Mar 2011, 16:58

There once was a Doctor called Mike
Who fell off while riding his bike
He fell to the ground

by Legend Mon 28 Mar 2011, 17:01

There once was a Doctor called Mike
Who fell off while riding his bike
He fell to the ground
His turban unwound

by President Trump Mon 28 Mar 2011, 17:34

There once was a Doctor called Mike
Who fell off while riding his bike
He fell to the ground
His turban unwound
So he cried because it was sponsored by Nike

by Swanseadabber Mon 28 Mar 2011, 17:59

There once was a Siamese twin

by President Trump Mon 28 Mar 2011, 18:29

There once was a Siamese twin
In the three-legged race she'd always win

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