THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by Solerina Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:32 pm

There once was a Siamese twin
In the three-legged race she'd always win
The one sports day at school,

by Legend Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:02 pm

There once was a Siamese twin
In the three-legged race she'd always win
The one sports day at school,
She looked like a fool

by Swanseadabber Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:28 pm

There once was a Siamese twin
In the three-legged race she'd always win
The one sports day at school,
She looked like a fool
When her sister said she was too thin

by Swanseadabber Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:36 pm

My kid sister married a giraffe

by Legend Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:33 pm

My kid sister married a giraffe
So watching them kiss was a laugh

by Swanseadabber Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:42 pm

My kid sister married a giraffe
So watching them kiss was a laugh
The pregnancy scare was upsetting

by Solerina Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:36 pm

My kid sister married a giraffe
So watching them kiss was a laugh
The pregnancy scare was upsetting,
but they'd only been heavy petting,

by Swanseadabber Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:43 pm

My kid sister married a giraffe
So watching them kiss was a laugh
The pregnancy scare was upsetting,
but they'd only been heavy petting,
so there was really no need for the gin bath

by Solerina Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:50 pm

Swanseadabber wrote:My kid sister married a giraffe
So watching them kiss was a laugh
The pregnancy scare was upsetting,
but they'd only been heavy petting,
so there was really no need for the gin bath

Lol...brilliant!

by Swanseadabber Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:06 pm

An Afghani prince fancies my mother

by Legend Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:49 am

An Afghani prince fancies my mother
And boy! Does he flirt like no other,

by Swanseadabber Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:55 am

An Afghani prince fancies my mother
And boy! Does he flirt like no other,
He gave her a racehorse

by President Trump Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:17 am

An Afghani prince fancies my mother
And boy! Does he flirt like no other,
He gave her a racehorse
without an ounce of remorse

by Guest Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:44 am

An Afghani prince fancies my mother
And boy! Does he flirt like no other,
He gave her a racehorse
without an ounce of remorse
He "rode" her and the racehorse together.

by Guest Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:45 am

On a statue in Rome, called Venus

by President Trump Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:54 am

On a statue in Rome, called Venus
There stood a man who thought he was a genius

by Legend Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:34 am

On a statue in Rome, called Venus
There stood a man who thought he was a genius
But suddenly he slipped

by **Pr4wn** Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:08 pm

And his confidence dipped

by Guest Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:05 pm

On a statue in Rome, called Venus
There stood a man who thought he was a genius
But suddenly he slipped
And his confidence dipped
As the injury he received was quite heinous

by Guest Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:08 pm

The business man from Wisconsin

by President Trump Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:15 pm

The business man from Wisconsin
Let his phone fall into a bin

by Legend Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:19 pm

The business man from Wisconsin
Let his phone fall into a bin
He picked it out

by President Trump Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:24 pm

The business man from Wisconsin
Let his phone fall into a bin
He picked it out
and let out a shout

by Legend Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:32 pm

The business man from Wisconsin
Let his phone fall into a bin
He picked it out
and let out a shout
As his mobile had bits of chicken in

by President Trump Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:39 pm

Legend wrote:The business man from Wisconsin
Let his phone fall into a bin
He picked it out
and let out a shout
As his mobile had bits of chicken in

We got there in the end Very Happy

it was a toughy

There was a goat herder from Iran

by Legend Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:58 pm

There was a goat herder from Iran
Who decided to travel to Bhutan

by President Trump Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:01 pm

There was a goat herder from Iran
Who decided to travel to Bhutan
He travelled by Camel

by Legend Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:15 pm

There was a goat herder from Iran
Who decided to travel to Bhutan
He travelled by Camel:
An artiodactyl mammal

by Solerina Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:24 pm

There was a goat herder from Iran
Who decided to travel to Bhutan
He travelled by Camel:
An artiodactyl mammal
It reminded him of his Nan.

by Legend Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:25 pm

The limerick packs laughs anatomical

by Guest Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:45 pm

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
and paradoxically makes one wax quite lyrical

by Swanseadabber Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:06 pm

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
and paradoxically makes one wax quite lyrical
the 606 Shakespeare's and Burn's

by Solerina Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:31 pm

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
and paradoxically makes one wax quite lyrical
the 606 Shakespeare's and Burn's
write their verse by taking it in turns,

by Swanseadabber Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:41 pm

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
and paradoxically makes one wax quite lyrical
the 606 Shakespeare's and Burn's
write their verse by taking it in turns,
and always trying to be comical

by Swanseadabber Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:42 pm

A fat bungee-jumper called Stan

by Solerina Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:02 pm

A fat bungee-jumper called Stan
Went bungee jumping with his gran,

by Swanseadabber Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:04 pm

A fat bungee-jumper called Stan
Went bungee jumping with his gran,
They leapt of a bridge

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:25 pm

A fat bungee-jumper called Stan
Went bungee jumping with his gran,
They leapt of a bridge
cocooned in a fridge

by Swanseadabber Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:46 pm

A fat bungee-jumper called Stan
Went bungee jumping with his gran,
They leapt of a bridge
cocooned in a fridge
and ended up like a pineapple flan

by Swanseadabber Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:46 pm

My parrot has a dose of the pox

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:53 pm

My parrot has a dose of the pox
So I tried to give him a detox

by Swanseadabber Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:00 pm

My parrot has a dose of the pox
So I tried to give him a detox
He's not talkin or eatin

by Guest Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:14 pm

My parrot has a dose of the pox
So I tried to give him a detox
He's not talkin or eatin
I'm not sure his hearts beatin

by Swanseadabber Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:20 pm

My parrot has a dose of the pox
So I tried to give him a detox
He's not talkin or eatin
I'm not sure his hearts beatin
And his privates smell like old socks

by Swanseadabber Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:21 pm

An elephant is on the M5

by Solerina Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:43 am

An elephant is on the M5
And is jolly lucky to be alive,

by Guest Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:19 am

An elephant is on the M5,
And is jolly lucky to be alive.
The AA were present

by Swanseadabber Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:53 am

An elephant is on the M5,
And is jolly lucky to be alive.
The AA were present
The police pre-pubescent

by President Trump Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:00 pm

An elephant is on the M5,
And is jolly lucky to be alive.
The AA were present
The police pre-pubescent
The funny thing was that non of them Drive

by Legend Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:24 pm

There once was a 'techy' for apple

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