THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:53 am

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by Guest Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:37 pm

There once was a 'techy' for apple
Who turned Mr Job into a jackel

by Legend Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:39 pm

There once was a 'techy' for Apple
Who turned Mr Jobs into a jackel
He smashed up a Mac

by Swanseadabber Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:40 pm

There once was a 'techy' for Apple
Who turned Mr Jobs into a jackel
He smashed up a Mac
Put the MD on his back

by Legend Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:47 pm

There once was a 'techy' for Apple
Who turned Mr Jobs into a jackel
He smashed up a Mac
Put the MD on his back
And let out a great big cackle

by Guest Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:53 pm

There once was a woman called Bert,

by Swanseadabber Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:04 am

There once was a woman called Bert,
who had a bump in her skirt

by President Trump Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:38 pm

There once was a woman called Bert,
who had a bump in her skirt
she'd scratch it all day

by Swanseadabber Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:48 pm

There once was a woman called Bert,
who had a bump in her skirt
she'd scratch it all day
also enjoying a play

by President Trump Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:13 pm

There once was a woman called Bert,
who had a bump in her skirt
she'd scratch it all day
also enjoying a play
and do it until it hurt

by Swanseadabber Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:28 pm

My gorilla ate the wifes vibrator

by President Trump Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:08 pm

My gorilla ate the wifes vibrator
Now she's forcing me to play with her

by Swanseadabber Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:09 pm

My gorilla ate the wifes vibrator
Now she's forcing me to play with her
Its not my job, am a joiner

by Guest Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:10 am

My gorilla ate the wifes vibrator
Now she's forcing me to play with her
Its not my job, am a joiner
and a coitus interrupter

by Guest Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:11 pm

My gorilla ate the wifes vibrator
Now she's forcing me to play with her
Its not my job, am a joiner
and a coitus interrupter
but happily, I'll still on viagra.

by Guest Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:12 pm

A man who walked from Dover,

by Fernando Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:51 pm

A man who walked from Dover,
found a 5 leaf clover

by Solerina Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:08 am

A man who walked from Dover,
found a 5 leaf clover,
so feeling extremely lucky,

by Guest Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:27 pm

A man who walked from Dover,
found a 5 leaf clover,
so feeling lucky,
looking a ducky,

(sorry Sol, edited your line to make the rhythm rhyme, try saying that after a vat of wine)

by President Trump Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:10 pm

A man who walked from Dover,
found a 5 leaf clover,
so feeling lucky,
looking a ducky,
hurt his back went he bent over

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:23 am

You always get the best lines dicey. :LOL:

When a frog fell in love with a mermaid,

by Guest Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:57 pm

When a frog fell in love with a mermaid,
He asked if she'd like to play charade,

by Wooffie Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:31 am

When a frog fell in love with a mermaid,
He asked if she'd like to play charade,
She said, "I'd much rather kiss you",

by Guest Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:40 am

When a frog fell in love with a mermaid,
He asked if she'd like to play charade,
She said, "I'd much rather kiss you",
"You might change into Prince Tutu"

by Wooffie Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:47 am

When a frog fell in love with a mermaid,
He asked if she'd like to play charade,
She said, "I'd much rather kiss you",
"You might change into Prince Tutu"
But then she hates frogs, so hit it with a spade.

by Swanseadabber Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:48 am

When a frog fell in love with a mermaid,
He asked if she'd like to play charade,
She said, "I'd much rather kiss you",
"You might change into Prince Tutu"
oh dear it fish, lets get laid!

by Wooffie Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:50 am

I went to audition for X Factor ...

by Solerina Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:53 am

I went to audition for X Factor
I drove there in my old tractor

by Wooffie Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:59 am

I went to audition for X Factor
I drove there in my old tractor
I borrowed Cole's old wellies

by Swanseadabber Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:02 am

I went to audition for X Factor
I drove there in my old tractor
I borrowed Cole's old wellies
i really wanted her smellies

by Wooffie Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:11 am

I went to audition for X Factor
I drove there in my old tractor
I borrowed Cole's old wellies
i really wanted her smellies
Too late, cos Cowell's just sacked her.

by Swanseadabber Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:13 am

A gorilla just chapped my door

by Wooffie Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:17 am

A gorilla just chapped my door
Those big hairy beasts are a bore

by Swanseadabber Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:22 am

A gorilla just chapped my door
Those big hairy beasts are a bore
He was looking for his sister

by Wooffie Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:27 am

A gorilla just chapped my door
Those big hairy beasts are a bore
He was looking for his sister
Whilst playing a game of Twister

by Swanseadabber Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:33 am

A gorilla just chapped my door
Those big hairy beasts are a bore
He was looking for his sister
Whilst playing a game of Twister
Then he tapped me for a score

by Swanseadabber Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:33 am

A gorillas sister just chapped my door

by Wooffie Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:49 am

A gorillas sister just chapped my door
Wearing a tutu and a dab of Miss Dior

by Guest Sun Apr 10, 2011 1:15 am

A gorillas sister just chapped my door
Wearing a tutu and a dab of Miss Dior
she shouted abuse,

by Solerina Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:00 pm

A gorillas sister just chapped my door
Wearing a tutu and a dab of Miss Dior
she shouted abuse,
when I offered her some juice,

by Guest Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:50 pm

A gorillas sister just chapped my door
Wearing a tutu and a dab of Miss Dior
she shouted abuse,
when I offered her some juice
And said "its beer i want, gimme some more!"

by Guest Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:24 pm

A Pigeon cross bred with a Parakeet,

by Guest Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:33 pm

A Pigeon cross bred with a Parakeet,
Had the most strangest wierd looking feet.

by Legend Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:37 pm

A Pigeon cross bred with a Parakeet,
Had the most strangest wierd looking feet.
They were shaped like a polo

by yummymummy Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:41 pm

With holes where their toes go

by Guest Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:33 am

A Pigeon cross bred with a Parakeet,
Had the most strangest weird looking feet.
They were shaped like a polo,
With holes where their toes go,
And they whistled when they were supposed to tweet.

by Guest Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:37 am

A Fakari got lost one day

(cue the joke....)

Once upon a time there were 3 Indian tribes: the Apache, the Sihk and the Fakari. One day the sons of the leaders asked their fathers how the tribes got their names.

The son of the Apache leader asked his father. "Dad," he said, "How did our tribe get its name?"

"Well son," the chief replied, "A long time ago, our people were looking for a place to settle. We wandered all over, then settled in a valley. So we called out "We're the Apache", which means people of the valley in our language."

The son of the Sihk leader asked his father the same question. "Son," the chief replied, "Our people too, were seeking a place to settle. We stopped on a hill, and called out "We're the Sihk", meaning found in our language."

Now it was the son of the Fakari tribe's turn - "Well, we were looking for a place to settle, stopped on top of a mountain, looked at each other and said -

'Where the F#*% are we ?'"

by Guest Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:15 am

A Fakari got lost one day,
whilst hunting a Goolabhang-Jay,

by MTS1 Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:50 pm

A Fakari got lost one day,
whilst hunting a Goolabhang-Jay
sharpened spear in his hand

by yummymummy Sun Apr 17, 2011 9:56 pm

A Fakiri got lost one day
whilst hunting a Goolabhang-Jay
sharpened spear in his hand
he surveyed the land

by Legend Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:57 am

EDIT: Oops! Double post

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