THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

[Guest]

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

[Legend]

A Fakiri got lost one day
whilst hunting a Goolabhang-Jay
sharpened spear in his hand
he surveyed the land
Only to find that the beast ran away

[theundisputedY2D2]

In Dublin's fair city
Where the girls are so pretty
I once met a skank
She was utterly rank
But I ended up with her, more's the pity

[President Trump]

There was an old man from Glasgow

[Legend]

There was an old man from Glasgow,
Who'd recently been given an ASBO.

[President Trump]

There was an old man from Glasgow,
Who'd recently been given an ASBO
He got very drunk

[Legend]

There was an old man from Glasgow,
Who'd recently been given an ASBO.
He got very drunk,
Came onto a hunk

[camerajuan]

There was an old man from Glasgow,
Who'd recently been given an ASBO.
He got very drunk,
Came onto a hunk
Whilst watching the Movie "Orgazmo"

[yummymummy]

There once was a girl from the 'Pool

[Legend]

There once was a girl from the 'Pool.
Who believed she was rather cool

[Guest]

There once was a girl from the 'Pool.
Who believed she was rather cool
But she embarrassed herself

[Legend]

There once was a girl from the 'Pool.
Who believed she was rather cool
But she embarrassed herself
By dressing like an elf

[MTS1]

There once was a girl from the 'Pool.
Who believed she was rather cool
But she embarrassed herself
By dressing like an elf
When working as Santa's little helper during Yule

[Guest]

The was a Geordie called Y I Man

[yummymummy]

There was a Geordie called Y I Man
Who believed he was the best in the Land

[Legend]

There was a Geordie called Y I Man
Who believed he was the best in the Land
He worked with Lord Hero

[MTS1]

There was a Geordie called Y I Man
Who believed he was the best in the Land
He worked with Lord Hero.
To make tunes using Nero

[Legend]

There was a Geordie called Y I Man
Who believed he was the best in the Land
He worked with Lord Hero
To make tunes using Nero
But they squabbled, 'cause he was a Leeds fan

[Legend]

There once was a site on the Beeb,

[camerajuan]

There once was a site on the Beeb,
Which was tarnished by flash the dweeb

[Legend]

There once was a site on the Beeb,
Which was tarnished by flash the dweeb.
A seagul flew by

[Guest]

There once was a site on the Beeb,
Which was tarnished by flash the dweeb.
A seagull flew by
Dropped its guts in his eye

[poissonrouge]

There once was a site on the Beeb,
Which was tarnished by flash the dweeb.
A seagull flew by
Dropped its guts in his eye.
And then he was forced to leeve (?)

[Legend]

There once was a limerick thread

[poissonrouge]

There once was a limerick thread.
Commenced by a man who was dead

[MTS1]

There once was a limerick thread.
Commenced by a man who was dead
But he was a ghost writer

[Corporalhumblebucket]

There once was a limerick thread.
Commenced by a man who was dead
But he was a ghost writer
Who, consuming spirits, became much tighter

[guildfordbat]

There once was a limerick thread.
Commenced by a man who was dead
But he was a ghost writer
Who, consuming spirits, became much lighter
Especially as he removed his head

[Legend]

A man once predicted the rapture,

[camerajuan]

A man once predicted the rapture,
As good sense he just could not capture.

[Legend]

A man once predicted the rapture,
As good sense he just could not capture.
Though the Bible says Jesus

[camerajuan]

A man once predicted the rapture,
As good sense he just could not capture.
Though the Bible says Jesus
Will be the one who frees us

[Legend]

A man once predicted the rapture,
As good sense he just could not capture.
Though the Bible says Jesus
Will be the one who frees us,
But we all know he'll keep us enraptured

[Guest]

Bred in a bed with some bread,

[Guest]

Bred in a bed with some bread,
I couldn't believe what I said.

[Pal Joey]

Bred in a bed with some bread,
I couldn't believe what I said,
"There's no crumbs on the sheets!",

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Bred in a bed with some bread,
I couldn't believe what I said,
"There's no crumbs on the sheets!",
So I sucked on her teats

[Solerina]

Bred in a bed with some bread,
I couldn't believe what I said,
"There's no crumbs on the sheets!",
So I sucked on her teats
And got a slap round the head!

[Luckless Pedestrian]

I knocked on the door and I waited.

[Pal Joey]

I knocked on the door and I waited.
And waited and waited and waited...

[Luckless Pedestrian]

I knocked on the door and waited
and waited and waited and waited...
The curtains were twitching

[Pal Joey]

I knocked on the door and waited
and waited and waited and waited...
The curtains were twitching
My nuts began flitching

[Kenny]

I knocked on the door and waited
and waited and waited and waited...
The curtains were twitching
My nuts began flitching
Then i realised it was the woman i hated .

[MidnightToker]

There once was a riot in London,

[Kenny]

There once was a riot in London ,
That caused shopkeepers to run and abandon

[MidnightToker]

There once was a riot in London,
That caused shopkeepers to run and abandon,
David Cameron came back,

[Kenny]

There once was a riot in London ,
That caused shopkeepers to run and abandon,
David Cameron came back ,
And was facing the sack ,

[MidnightToker]

There once was a riot in London ,
That caused shopkeepers to run and abandon,
David Cameron came back ,
And was facing the sack ,
Cos this coalition governments a bad 'un

[Kenny]

There once was a madman called Jose ,

[Corporalhumblebucket]

There once was a madman called Jose ,
Who was imaginatively nicknamed No Way

[Kenny]

There once was a madman called Jose,
Who was imaginatively nicknamed No Way,
He had threatened my life ,

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