THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:18 am

There once was a madman called Jose,
Who was imaginatively nicknamed No Way,
He had threatened my life,
With a dirty big knife,

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:32 am

There once was a madman called Jose,
Who was imaginatively nicknamed No Way,
He threatened my life,
With a dirty big knife,
While selling monkeys on ebay

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:57 am

There once was a drifter from Swansea,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 11 Aug 2011, 9:20 am

There once was a drifter from Swansea
Who told everyone he was Fonzy.

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:22 am

There once was a drifter from Swansea,
Who told everyone he was Fonzy,
He wore jeans and leather ,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:23 am

There once was a drifter from Swansea,
Who told everyone he was Fonzy,
He wore jeans and leather ,
Whatever the weather,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:34 am

There once was a drifter from Swansea,
Who told everyone he was Fonzy,
He wore jeans and leather ,
Whatever the weather,
And now he's got boils on his ponzies.

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:40 am

While dreaming of women and liqour ,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:45 am

While dreaming of women and liqour ,
A student got thicker and thicker,

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:52 am

While dreaming of women and liqour,
A student got thicker and thicker ,
He dabbled in drugs ,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:58 am

While dreaming of women and liqour,
A student got thicker and thicker ,
He dabbled in drugs,
And hung around thugs,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:02 pm

While dreaming of women and liqour,
A student got thicker and thicker ,
He dabbled in drugs,
And hung around thugs,
But ended up being a vicar.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:03 pm

If ever you find you're in Cuba,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:04 pm

If ever you find you're in Cuba,
And see someone playing the tuba,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:06 pm

If ever you find you're in Cuba,
And see someone playing the tuba,
Just reach in your pocket,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:12 pm

If ever you find you're in Cuba,
And see someone playing the tuba,
Just reach in your pocket,
And give him a locket

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:39 pm

If ever you find you're in Cuba,
And see someone playing the tuba,
Just reach in your pocket,
And give him a locket
But definitely don't whip out your luger.

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:52 pm

On sundays roast chickens a winner ,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:55 pm

On sundays roast chickens a winner ,
The kids, they'll never get thinner,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:36 pm

On sundays roast chickens a winner ,
The kids, they'll never get thinner,
But make sure it's cooked,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:41 pm

On sundays roast chickens a winner ,
The kids, they'll never get thinner,
But make sure it's cooked,
Or they'll never get hooked,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 11 Aug 2011, 2:44 pm

On sundays roast chickens a winner ,
The kids, they'll never get thinner,
But make sure it's cooked,
Or they'll never get hooked,
And you'll get salmonella for dinner.

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:06 pm

On holiday in Spain last summer ,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:08 pm

On holiday in Spain last summer ,
Jose thought about doin' a runner,

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:16 pm

On holiday in Spain last summer ,
Jose thought about doin' a runner,
He jumped over a wall,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 3:50 pm

On holiday in Spain last summer ,
Jose thought about doin' a runner,
He jumped over a wall,
But stumbled and fell,

by **Kenny** Thu 11 Aug 2011, 4:23 pm

On holiday in Spain last summer,
Jose thought about doin' a runner,
He jumped over a wall ,
But stumbled and fell,
A sat there and said what a bummer .

by littleswannygirl Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:48 pm

I was sat in the sun by the river

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:57 pm

I was sat in the sun by the river
Glugging gin, with no regard to my liver

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 12:13 pm

I sat in the sun by the river
Glugging gin , with no regard to my liver
I jumped in a boat

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:56 pm

I sat in the sun by the river
Glugging gin , with no regard to my liver
I jumped in a boat
Which struggled to float,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:00 pm

I sat in the sun by the river
Glugging gin , with no regard to my liver
I jumped in a boat
Which struggled to float,
As the plug I'd forgot to deliver....

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:03 pm

There once was a lad from Shamrock,

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:10 pm

There once was a lad from Shamrock ,
Who's music taste was for glamrock ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 2:30 pm

There once was a lad from Shamrock ,
Who's music taste was for glamrock ,
A big fan of T-Rex,

by Solerina Sat 13 Aug 2011, 3:03 pm

There once was a lad from Shamrock ,
Who's music taste was for glamrock ,
A big fan of T-Rex,
And a compulsion for sex,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 3:17 pm

There once was a lad from Shamrock ,
Who's music taste was for glamrock ,
A big fan of T-Rex,
And a compulsion for sex,
He strutted his stuff like a peacock.

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:02 pm

On the opening day of the season,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:05 pm

On the opening day of the season,
The teams all thought they had reasons,

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:11 pm

On the opening day of the season,
The teams all thought they had reasons,
A good start it was needed,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:20 pm

On the opening day of the season,
The teams all thought they had reasons,
A good start it was needed,
But the coach's advice was unheeded

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:23 pm

On the opening day of the season,
The teams all thought they had reasons,
A good start it was needed,
But the coach's advice was unheeded,
So Man Utd should win and thats treason

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:26 pm

There was an old lady from Putney,

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:33 pm

There was an old lady from Putney ,
Who loved watching Dastardly and Mutley

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:40 pm

There was an old lady from Putney ,
Who loved watching Dastardly and Mutley,
But a knock at her door,

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:43 pm

There was an old lady from Putney,
Who loved watching Dastardly and Mutley,
But a knock at her door ,
Left her feeling quite sore,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:50 pm

There was an old lady from Putney,
Who loved watching Dastardly and Mutley,
But a knock at her door ,
Left her feeling quite sore,
As she'd tripped over a jar of chutney.

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:55 pm

If your ever Drunk and in Hull,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:57 pm

If your ever Drunk and in Hull,
You'd do well to have a thick skull,

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Aug 2011, 4:59 pm

If your ever Drunk and in Hull,
You'd do well to have thick skull,
The lads they are mean and the girls they are randy ,

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