THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

[Guest]

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

[President Trump]

There once was a fisher from Michigan
Who forgot which pocket his hooks where in
He looked in the left
and thought about theft

[Legend]

There once was a fisher from Michigan
Who forgot which pocket his hooks where in
He looked in the left
and thought about theft
But found it and now he can fish again.

[Legend]

That's one of the best so far. Great teamwork Dicey!

[President Trump]

I didnt realise how fun this would be

There once was a man from Bombay

[Legend]

There once was a man from Bombay
Whose favourite sport was ballet

[President Trump]

There once was a man from Bombay
Whose favourite sport was ballet
He wore a Tutu

[Legend]

There once was a man from Bombay
Whose favourite sport was ballet
He wore a Tutu
Used women's shampoo

[President Trump]

There once was a man from Bombay
Whose favourite sport was ballet
He wore a Tutu
Used women's shampoo
I doesn't care what people say

[Legend]

Welsh farmers are known to like sheep

[Guest]

Welsh farmers are known to like sheep,
And corn on the cob when its cheap,

[Guest]

Welsh farmers are known to like sheep,
And corn on the cob when its cheap,
Plowing the fields

[Legend]

Welsh farmers are known to like sheep,
And corn on the cob when its cheap,
Plowing the fields
Increasing their yields

[Guest]

Welsh farmers are known to like sheep,
And corn on the cob when its cheap,
Plowing the fields
Increasing their yields
Trying to get a date with little bow peep

[Guest]

There once was a man from Nantucket

[Solerina]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket

[Guest]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldnt come off

[Guest]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldn't come off
Till he started to cough

[Guest]

i changed it m8 after posting cos he wouldnt use glue to get it off
<slaps own head>

[Solerina]

PMSL!

So where are we this then?

[Guest]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldnt come off

[Guest]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldn't come off
Till he started to cough.

[Solerina]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldn't come off
Till he started to cough.

I could finish this but then I'd have to mod myself lol

night night guys

Solerina

[ADMIN]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who got his head stuck in a bucket
It wouldn't come off
Till he started to cough
And as it flew his mates all ducked it.

[Legend]

There was a young man of Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
When they asked him why
He said with a sigh,
"It's because I always try to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

Sorry, I just thought I'd post that in here anyway, as it doesn't deserve a separate thread like the Hero limerick

Anyway. Next one coming up:

There once was a wrestler with muscle,

[Enforcer]

There once was a wrestler with muscle,
Whose arms would move with a rustle,

[Guest]

There once was a wrestler with muscle,
Whose arms would move with a rustle,
He said 'you can't see me'

[Guest]

There once was a wrestler with muscle,
Whose arms would move with a rustle,
He said 'you can't see me'
'Im the superman of WWE'

[Guest]

Till he blew a quad and a pectoral muscle.

[Legend]

I went to New York in the Summer

[President Trump]

I went to New York in the Summer
I really thought it was a bummer

[Legend]

I went to New York in the Summer
I really thought it was a bummer
The weather was bad

[Guest]

I went to New York in the Summer
I really thought it was a bummer
The weather was bad
Which made me quite mad

[Legend]

I went to New York in the Summer
I really thought it was a bummer
The weather was bad
Which made me quite mad
And next door there lived a bad drummer

[Enforcer]

I once had a zit on my face

[Legend]

I once had a zit on my face
In the days that I wore a brace

[Guest]

I once had a zit on my face
In the days that I wore a brace
It popped with a squirt

[Lex-Express]

turned brown in the dirt

[Legend]

I once had a zit on my face
In the days that I wore a brace
It popped with a squirt
All over my shirt

[Legend]

... we have a dilemma!

[Lex-Express]

Legend yours is better

[President Trump]

I once had a zit on my face
In the days that I wore a brace
It popped with a squirt
All over my shirt
But I wiped it away without a trace

[Legend]

There once was a fly on the wall

[Lex-Express]

got squashed but made no mess at all

[Legend]

There once was a fly on the wall
got squashed but made no mess at all
It fell to the floor

[President Trump]

There once was a fly on the wall
got squashed but made no mess at all
It fell to the floor
and got hit by a door

[Legend]

There once was a fly on the wall
got squashed but made no mess at all
It fell to the floor
and got hit by a door
But that aint the end of old Paul

[President Trump]

There once was a boy called Roy

[Legend]

haha Royboy?

There once was a boy called Roy
He came on our site to annoy

[President Trump]

There once was a boy called Roy
He came on our site to annoy
He riled people up

[Lex-Express]

but he wum out of luck

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