THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

[Pal Joey]

If your ever Drunk and in Hull,
You'd do well to have thick skull,
The lads they are mean and the girls they are randy ,
So have a fist free when you're drinking a brandy,

[Kenny]

If your ever Drunk and in Hull,
You'd do well to have thick skull,
The lads they are mean and the girls they are randy ,
So have a fist free when you're drinking a brandy,
Or you will get a thick ear on the pull

[Kenny]

Have you ever met a lady from Ealing ?,

[littleswannygirl]

Have you ever met a lady from Ealing ?,.
Who offers alternative healing

[Kenny]

Have you ever met a lady from Ealing ?,
Who offers alternative healing ,
She will mix you a potion ,

[littleswannygirl]

Have you ever met a lady from Ealing ?,
Who offers alternative healing ,
She will mix you a potion ,
In the form of a lotion ,

[Kenny]

Have you ever met a lady from Ealing ?,
Who offers alternative healing ,
She will mix you a potion ,
In the form of a lotion ,
That will make you come on the ceiling

[littleswannygirl]

Whilst the train was parked in a siding,

[Kenny]

Whilst the train was parked in a siding,
Jake and his girlfriend they were riding ,

[Pal Joey]

Whilst the train was parked in a siding,
Jake and his girlfriend they were riding ,
Between the long seats,

[Kenny]

Whilst the train was parked in a siding,
Jake and his girlfriend they were riding ,
Between the long seats,
And under some bed sheets ,

[Pal Joey]

Whilst the train was parked in a siding,
Jake and his girlfriend they were riding ,
Between the long seats,
And under some bed sheets ,
Still their elbows & knees took a hiding.

[Kenny]

Whilst walking the dog in the park ,

[Pal Joey]

Whilst walking the dog in the park ,
Old Ernie got hit by a lark,

[Kenny]

Whilst walking the dog in the park ,
Old Ernie got hit by a lark,
He staggered and fell ,

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Whilst walking the dog in the park ,
Old Ernie got hit by a lark,
He staggered and fell -
In a turd, sad to tell -

[Kenny]

Whilst walking the dog in the park ,
Old Ernie got hit by a lark,
He staggered and fell ,
In a turd, sad to tell ,
Which left a dirty big mark

[Luckless Pedestrian]

Another cold caller rang up,

[Kenny]

Another cold caller rang up,
To try to sell me a pup ,

[Pal Joey]

Another cold caller rang up,
To try to sell me a pup ,
When I told him I had one,

[Kenny]

Another cold caller rang up,
To try to sell me a pup ,
When I told him I had one,
He told me i had won ,

[Pal Joey]

Another cold caller rang up,
To try to sell me a pup ,
When I told him I had one,
He told me i had won ,
A trip for 2 people to Prachuap.

[Kenny]

While singing a song in the shower,

[Pal Joey]

While singing a song in the shower,
Jan's voice just got louder and louder,

[Kenny]

While singing a song in the shower,
Jan's voice just got louder and louder,
His wife she shouted to stop ,

[Pal Joey]

While singing a song in the shower,
Jan's voice just got louder and louder,
His wife she shouted to stop ,
A same sex marriage or not,

[Kenny]

While singing a song in the shower,
Jan's voice just got louder and louder,
His wife she shouted to stop ,
A same sex marriage or not,
You look just like David Gower !

[littleswannygirl]

I was waiting my turn at the car wash

[Kenny]

I was waiting my turn at the car wash,
And glanced over to Becks and Posh ,

[littleswannygirl]

I was waiting my turn at the car wash,
And glanced over to Becks and Posh ,
There were there in their Hummer ,

[The Galveston Giant]

I was waiting my turn at the car wash,
And glanced over to Becks and Posh ,
There were there in their Hummer ,
I seen Becks trying to Bummer,

[Pal Joey]

I was waiting my turn at the car wash,
And glanced over to Becks and Posh ,
There were there in their Hummer ,
I seen Becks trying to Bummer,
It kind of took off the gloss.

[Luckless Pedestrian]

It's raining again on the docks.

[littleswannygirl]

It's raining again on the docks,
The seagulls are out in flocks,

[Luckless Pedestrian]

It's raining again on the docks,
The seagulls are out in flocks,
Divebombing the workers,

[Kenny]

It's raining again on the docks,
The seagulls are out in flocks,
Divebombing the workers,
Those bloody lazy shirkers ,

[Pal Joey]

It's raining again on the docks,
The seagulls are out in flocks,
Divebombing the workers,
Those bloody lazy shirkers ,
Damn, I forgot to insure them clocks!

[Kenny]

There once was a farmer from Kent,

[Luckless Pedestrian]

There once was a farmer from Kent,
Who liked to make love in a tent.

[Pal Joey]

There once was a farmer from Kent,
Who liked to make love in a tent.
Though his pegs were loosely struck,

[Kenny]

There once was a farmer from Kent,
Who liked to make love in a tent.
Though his pegs were loosely struck,
He was ready to pluck

[Luckless Pedestrian]

There once was a farmer from Kent,
Who liked to make love in a tent.
Though his pegs were loosely struck,
He was ready to pluck
Til he found out his todger was bent.

[Kenny]

A trip to the cinema was boring ,

[littleswannygirl]

A trip to the cinema was boring ,
And the price of admission was soaring,

[Kenny]

A trip to the cinema was boring ,
And the price of admission was soaring,
The popcorn was too sweet ,

[littleswannygirl]

A trip to the cinema was boring ,
And the price of admission was soaring,
The popcorn was too sweet ,
And the plot was far too neat,

[Kenny]

A trip to the cinema was boring ,
And the price of admission was soaring,
The popcorn was too sweet ,
And the plot was far too neat,
By the end i couldn't stop snoring

[littleswannygirl]

There once was a fella from Bakewell,

[Kenny]

There once was a fella from Bakewell,
Who had a passion for hair gel ,

[Luckless Pedestrian]

There once was a fella from Bakewell,
Who had a passion for hair gel ,
But he took it too far

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