THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:11 pm

Marching one day into Surrey ,
I was craving some Indian curry,
So rang ahead for a table,
Was told they 'weren't able',

by The Galveston Giant Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:25 pm

Marching one day into Surrey ,
I was craving some Indian curry,
So rang ahead for a table,
Was told they 'weren't able',
So turned round and left in a hurry.

by **Kenny** Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:50 pm

by **Pal Joey** Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:10 pm

A skinny young girl from Bermuda,

by **Kenny** Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:12 pm

A skinny young girl from Bermuda,
Liked to go swimming and scuba,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:20 pm

A skinny young girl from Bermuda,
Liked to go swimming and scuba,
In the shallowest of shoals,

by **Kenny** Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:24 pm

A skinny young girl from Bermuda,
Liked to go swimming and scuba,
In the shallowest of shoals,
She lived out her goals ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:42 pm

A skinny young girl from Bermuda,
Liked to go swimming and scuba,
In the shallowest of shoals,
She lived out her goals,
Of making love to schools of tuna.

by **Kenny** Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:44 pm

by **Pal Joey** Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:00 pm

As Watson gets caught in the deep,

by The Galveston Giant Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:10 pm

As Watson gets caught in the deep,
To his knees he started to seep,

by **Pal Joey** Mon 22 Aug 2011, 12:34 pm

As Watson gets caught in the deep,
To his knees he started to seep,
Then in strode Mike Hussey,

by littleswannygirl Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:07 pm

As Watson gets caught in the deep,
To his knees he started to seep,
Then in strode Mike Hussey,
Who's certainly not wussy,

by **Kenny** Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:10 pm

As Watson gets caught in the deep,
To his knees he started to seep,
Then in strode Mike Hussey,
Who's certainly not wussy,
For hundreds of runs he would reap .

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:50 am

So the rout of India's complete,

by Legend Tue 23 Aug 2011, 8:40 am

"So the rout of India's complete",
Said the ugly man in the street.

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:38 am

"So the rout of India's complete",
Said the ugly man in the street,
The bowlers were poor ,

by Legend Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:03 am

"So the rout of India's complete",
Said the ugly man in the street,
The bowlers were poor ,
Letting England high-score,

by The Galveston Giant Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:05 am

"So the rout of India's complete",
Said the ugly man in the street,
The bowlers were poor ,
Letting England high-score,
I've never seen something so sweet.

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:13 am

While out on the town with Matt Frewer

by Legend Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:16 am

While out on the town with Matt Frewer
We went for a drink with the brewer

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:17 am

While out on the town with Matt Frewer
We went for a drink with the brewer
I got drunk and snapped ,

by Legend Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:20 am

While out on the town with Matt Frewer
We went for a drink with the brewer
I got drunk and snapped
A fine lass that I tapped

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:23 am

While out on the town with Matt Frewer
We went for a drink with the brewer
I got drunk and snapped
A fine lass that I tapped
Now i'll have to dump her body in the sewer

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:46 am

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:50 am

There once was a tramp in a skip ,

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:51 am

There once was a tramp in a skip ,
Who was having a heavenly kip,

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:59 am

There once was a tramp in a skip ,
Who was having a heavenly kip,
His sleep it was broken ,

by **Pal Joey** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 12:01 pm

There once was a tramp in a skip ,
Who was having a heavenly kip,
His sleep it was broken,
And he was suddenly awoken,

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 5:20 pm

There once was a tramp in a skip ,
Who was having a heavenly kip,
His sleep it was broken,
And he was suddenly awoken,
By a rat chewing on his top lip .

by Corporalhumblebucket Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:48 pm

Whilst bowling with Francis Drake

by Legend Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:50 pm

Whilst bowling with Francis Drake
I stumbled upon a blue cake

by Corporalhumblebucket Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:54 pm

Whilst bowling with Francis Drake
I stumbled upon a blue cake.
With the Armada approaching

by Legend Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:56 pm

Whilst bowling with Francis Drake
I stumbled upon a blue cake.
With the Armada approaching
I started encroaching

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Aug 2011, 11:18 pm

Whilst bowling with Francis Drake
I stumbled upon a blue cake.
With the Armada approaching
I started encroaching
And gathered my potatoes to bake

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:37 am

My cat started bringing home mice,

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:37 am

My cat started bringing home mice,
Not only once but twice ,

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:38 am

My cat started bringing home mice,
Not only once but twice ,
But when her I told to stop it,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:40 am

My cat started bringing home mice,
Not only once but twice ,
But when her I told to stop it,
She said, 'now you'll cop it,'

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:41 am

My cat started bringing home mice,
Not only once but twice ,
But when her I told to stop it,
She said, 'now you'll cop it,'
Next day she walked in with a bison.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:43 am

My bison was feeling unwell,

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:46 am

My bison was feeling unwell,
What it was - t'was hard to tell,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:48 am

My bison was feeling unwell,
What it was - t'was hard to tell,
So to make him feel better,

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:50 am

My bison was feeling unwell,
What it was - t'was hard to tell,
So to make him feel better,
I read him a letter,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:57 am

My bison was feeling unwell,
What it was - t'was hard to tell,
So to make him feel better,
I read him a letter,
I'd written to Sacha Distel.

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:00 am

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:30 am

Brilliant finish lucky... thought I'd ruined it.

The visitors had arrived for tea,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:34 am

The visitors had arrived for tea,
And one of them needed a pee.

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:36 am

The visitors had arrived for tea,
And one of them needed a pee.
So I pointed out the door,

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:38 am

The visitors had arrived for tea,
And one of them needed a pee.
So I pointed out the door ,
But he pee'd on the floor

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