THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Sat 26 Feb - 10:53

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 24 Aug - 19:39

The visitors had arrived for tea,
And one of them needed a pee.
So I pointed out the door ,
But he pee'd on the floor
Which the cat came and licked up for me.

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug - 19:40

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug - 19:53

A weightlifter got stuck in a bath,

by littleswannygirl Wed 24 Aug - 20:14

A weightlifter got stuck in a bath,
The sponge bore the worst of his wrath,

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 24 Aug - 20:18

A weightlifter got stuck in a bath,
The sponge bore the worst of his wrath,
He tore it to pieces,

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug - 20:20

A weightlifter got stuck in a bath,
The sponge bore the worst of his wrath,
He tore it to pieces,
But lost bits in his creases,

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug - 20:33

A weightlifter got stuck in a bath,
The sponge bore the worst of his wrath,
He tore it to pieces,
But lost bits in his creases,
But it was the soap which had the last laugh.

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug - 20:40

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug - 20:41

As i bent over the table , the Doctor said 'cough' ,

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug - 20:43

As i bent over the table , the Doctor said 'cough' ,
But apparently that wasn't enough,

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug - 20:45

As i bent over the table , the Doctor said 'cough' ,
But apparently that wasn't enough,
She reached round to grab it ,

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug - 20:47

As i bent over the table , the Doctor said 'cough' ,
But apparently that wasn't enough,
She reached round to grab it ,
Some would say - through habit,

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug - 20:48

As i bent over the table , the Doctor said 'cough' ,
But apparently that wasn't enough,
She reached round to grab it ,
Some would say - through habit,
And had to clean up my mess with a cloth .

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug - 20:53

again!

A shepherd was tending his flock,

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug - 20:54

A shepherd was tending his flock,
While keeping it warm in a sock ,

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug - 20:56

A shepherd was tending his flock,
While keeping it warm in a sock ,
But then down came the rain,

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug - 21:00

A shepherd was tending his flock,
While keeping it warm in a sock ,
But then down came the rain,
Making it shrink causing pain ,

by **Pal Joey** Wed 24 Aug - 21:31

A shepherd was tending his flock,
While keeping it warm in a sock,
But then down came the rain,
Making it shrink causing pain,
So now his flock is quite shocked.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 24 Aug - 22:22

I used to go out skinny dipping,

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Aug - 23:47

I used to go out skinny dipping,
In a hurry falling over and tripping,

by littleswannygirl Thu 25 Aug - 1:12

I used to go out skinny dipping,
In a hurry falling over and tripping,
I ripped both my knees,

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Aug - 1:16

I used to go out skinny dipping,
In a hurry falling over and tripping,
I ripped both my knees,
To the water -take me please,

by Corporalhumblebucket Thu 25 Aug - 5:52

The visitors had arrived for tea,
And one of them needed a pee.
So I pointed out the door ,
But he pee'd on the floor
And the flood came up to my knee.

Woops didnt realise we had gone onto another page and this one was already completed!

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Aug - 6:21

I used to go out skinny dipping,
In a hurry falling over and tripping,
I ripped both my knees,
To the water -take me please,
Were the rest of the girls they are stripping

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Aug - 8:36

The big day had finally arrived,

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Aug - 8:39

The big day had finally arrived,
All the tiffs we had both survived ,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Aug - 8:44

The big day had finally arrived,
All the tiffs we had both survived ,
Doc gave the "All Clear",

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Aug - 8:48

The big day had finally arrived,
All the tiffs we had both survived ,
Doc gave the "All Clear",
Which we toasted with beer,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Aug - 9:10

The big day had finally arrived,
All the tiffs we had both survived ,
Doc gave the "All Clear",
Which we toasted with beer,
Then it started again at half five.

by Josiah Maiestas Thu 25 Aug - 21:12

There was an old man from Kenya,
Who was eventually granted his tenure,
he became a zookeeper,
was a big heavy sleeper,
and his favourite dish was lasagna.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Aug - 21:23

If ever you meet a gorilla,

by littleswannygirl Thu 25 Aug - 21:47

If ever you meet a gorilla,
That on weekends is know as Cilla,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Aug - 21:51

If ever you meet a gorilla,
That on weekends is known as Cilla,
Then please send her home,

by littleswannygirl Thu 25 Aug - 21:55

If ever you meet a gorilla,
That on weekends is known as Cilla,
Then please send her home,
Along with her pet gnome,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Aug - 22:02

If ever you meet a gorilla,
That on weekends is known as Cilla,
Then please send her home,
Along with her pet gnome,
They're wanted for filming in Chinchilla.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 25 Aug - 22:07

I went to the movies last night,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Aug - 22:13

I went to the movies last night,
And woke up this morning in fright,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 25 Aug - 22:26

I went to the movies last night,
And woke up this morning in fright,
'Cos the film had come true,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 25 Aug - 23:28

I went to the movies last night,
And woke up this morning in fright,
'Cos the film had come true,
My ears had turned blue,

by Josiah Maiestas Fri 26 Aug - 1:35

I went to the movies last night,
And woke up this morning in fright,
'Cos the film had come true,
My ears had turned blue,
And I couldn't tell left from right.

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 4:37

I was singing ABBA one day ,

by littleswannygirl Fri 26 Aug - 5:16

I was singing ABBA one day ,
They could hear me in Beverley,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 5:19

I was singing ABBA one day ,
They could hear me in Beverley,
From Money Money Money to Waterloo,

by littleswannygirl Fri 26 Aug - 5:33

I was singing ABBA one day ,
They could hear me in Beverley,
From Money Money Money to Waterloo,
I sang every song I knew,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 6:39

I was singing ABBA one day ,
They could hear me in Beverley,
From Money Money Money to Waterloo,
I sang every song I knew,
So the builders thought i was gay

by littleswannygirl Fri 26 Aug - 7:40

'Twas 5pm on a Friday,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 9:52

'Twas 5pm on a Friday,
A busy time on the highway,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 18:22

'Twas 5pm on a Friday,
A busy time on the highway,
In a queue i was stuck ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 26 Aug - 19:21

'Twas 5pm on a Friday,
A busy time on the highway,
In a queue i was stuck ,
Behind a large truck,

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Aug - 19:25

'Twas 5pm on a Friday,
A busy time on the highway,
In a queue i was stuck ,
Behind a large truck,
I was listening to Frank sing " My Way "

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