THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:53 am

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:41 pm

excellent!

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:25 pm

Many have story's to tell ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:39 pm

Many have story's to tell ,
But here's one you mightn't know well...

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:50 pm

Many have story's to tell ,
But here's one you mightn't know well..
It starts with a girl and a slipper ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:58 pm

Many have story's to tell ,
But here's one you mightn't know well..
It starts with a girl and a slipper ,
Who dances around with a kipper,

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:00 pm

Many have story's to tell ,
But here's one you mightn't know well..
It starts with a girl and a slipper ,
Who dances around with a kipper,
Until she passes out with the smell

by littleswannygirl Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:05 pm

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:09 pm

A funny old man from Havant,

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:10 pm

A funny old man from Havant,
Was known for the occasional rant ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:12 pm

A funny old man from Havant,
Was known for the occasional rant ,
'Til one day he went too far,

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:33 pm

A funny old man from Havant,
Was known for the occasional rant ,
'Til one day he went too far,
Whilst out driving his car ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:44 pm

A funny old man from Havant,
Was known for the occasional rant ,
'Til one day he went too far,
Whilst out driving his car,
And now he's also a bit bent.

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 6:59 pm

Making love to a girl named Sue ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:03 pm

Making love to a girl named Sue ,
In a fragile wooden canoe,

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:06 pm

Making love to a girl named Sue ,
In a fragile wooden canoe,
The sides they did creak ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:08 pm

Making love to a girl named Sue ,
In a fragile wooden canoe,
The sides they did creak ,
And the oars hit my cheeks,

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:09 pm

Making love to a girl named Sue ,
In a fragile wooden canoe,
The sides they did creak ,
And the oars hit my cheeks,
It probably wasn't a bright thing to do .

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:28 pm

Arriving late for the opera,

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:36 pm

Arriving late for the opera ,
I tripped over Micheal Chopra ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:13 pm

Arriving late for the opera ,
I tripped over Micheal Chopra ,
Who was tying his shoes in the aisle,

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:19 pm

Arriving late for the opera ,
I tripped over Micheal Chopra ,
Who was tying his shoes in the aisle,
He laughed and gave me a smile ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:22 pm

Arriving late for the opera ,
I tripped over Micheal Chopra ,
Who was tying his shoes in the aisle,
He laughed and gave me a smile ,
Which I thought was kind of un-proper.

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:23 pm

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:23 pm

The rain it was falling in torrents,

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:30 pm

The rain it was falling in torrents,
I didn't see the danger that warrants,

by **Pal Joey** Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:34 pm

The rain it was falling in torrents,
I didn't see the danger that warrants,
As I opened the door to the fuse box,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:35 pm

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:36 pm

The rain it was falling in torrents,
I didn't see the danger that warrants,
As I opened the door to the fuse box,
I was shocked right out of my socks,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:40 pm

The rain it was falling in torrents,
I didn't see the danger that warrants,
As I opened the door to the fuse box,
I was shocked right out of my socks,
Much to my family's abhorrence.

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:49 pm

If your ever down in the dumps ,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:00 pm

If your ever down in the dumps ,
'Cos your face is all covered in lumps,

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:02 pm

If your ever down in the dumps ,
'Cos your face is all covered in lumps,
Then just swallow your pride ,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:03 pm

If your ever down in the dumps ,
'Cos your face is all covered in lumps,
Then just swallow your pride ,
Take your wife for a ride,

by **Kenny** Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:07 pm

If your ever down in the dumps ,
'Cos your face is all covered in lumps,
Then just swallow your pride ,
Take your wife for a ride,
And everthing will come up trumps

by littleswannygirl Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:24 am

We were enjoying a day at the races,

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 27, 2011 5:10 am

We were enjoying a day at the races,
Putting our stallion through his paces ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:16 am

We were enjoying a day at the races,
Putting our stallion through his paces ,
But soon after he broke the field,

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:24 am

We were enjoying a day at the races,
Putting our stallion through his paces ,
But soon after he broke the field,
Glaring my eyes i did shield ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:26 am

We were enjoying a day at the races,
Putting our stallion through his paces ,
But soon after he broke the field,
Glaring my eyes i did shield ,
The sun, before he tripped and fell on our faces.

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:31 am

Carry your cash in bag the said ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:34 am

Carry your cash in a bag they said,
If you want to get ahead,

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:39 am

Carry your cash in a bag they said,
If you want to get ahead,
Dont squander your money

by **Pal Joey** Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:54 am

Carry your cash in a bag they said,
If you want to get ahead,
Dont squander your money,
In the land of milk & honey,

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:00 am

Carry your cash in a bag they said,
If you want to get ahead,
Dont squander your money,
In the land of milk & honey,
Or you will end up living in a shed

by **Pal Joey** Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:10 am

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:11 pm

We were having a party one day ,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:21 pm

We were having a party one day ,
The parents were out - we made hay.

by **Kenny** Sat Aug 27, 2011 6:26 pm

We were having a party one day ,
The parents were out - we made hay.
Lots of girls lots of beer ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:43 pm

We were having a party one day ,
The parents were out - we made hay.
Lots of girls lots of beer ,
And a clown with no ears,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:29 pm

We were having a party one day ,
The parents were out - we made hay.
Lots of girls lots of beer ,
And a clown with no ears,
Who burnt the house down - he'll pay!

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