THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:31 pm

Corporal

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:39 pm

Most of the best ones seem to involve crime Erm

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:52 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:52 pm

There was an old lady from Derry ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 27 Aug 2011, 3:49 pm

There was an old lady from Derry ,
Who enjoyed the odd snort of sherry,

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Aug 2011, 5:00 pm

There was an old lady from Derry ,
Who enjoyed the odd snort of sherry,
She'd lost all her teeth

by The Galveston Giant Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:47 pm

There was an old lady from Derry ,
Who enjoyed the odd snort of sherry,
She'd lost all her teeth
That didn't stop Keith

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:58 pm

There was an old lady from Derry ,
Who enjoyed the odd snort of sherry,
She'd lost all her teeth
That didn't stop Keith
From shagging in front of John Terry ,

by **Pal Joey** Sun 28 Aug 2011, 3:41 am

You top filthy bar stewards... love it! Laugh

by **Kenny** Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:27 pm

Young Sally had entered the race ,

by Corporalhumblebucket Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:21 pm

Young Sally had entered the race,
She cleared the hurdles with grace.

by Josiah Maiestas Mon 29 Aug 2011, 10:43 pm

Young Sally had entered the race,
She cleared the hurdles with grace.
But finally she slipped,

by Josiah Maiestas Tue 30 Aug 2011, 12:58 pm

Young Sally had entered the race,
She cleared the hurdles with grace.
But finally she slipped,
On the line she was pipped,

by **Pal Joey** Tue 30 Aug 2011, 1:05 pm

Young Sally had entered the race,
She cleared the hurdles with grace.
But finally she slipped,
On the line she was pipped,
By a Jamaican athlete named Pace.

by **Kenny** Tue 30 Aug 2011, 3:10 pm

very good

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 6:57 am

If ever you get lost in China,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Sep 2011, 8:23 am

If ever you get lost in China,
And meet a gay panties designer,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 10:10 am

If ever you get lost in China,
And meet a gay panties designer,
Don't smile to his face,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Sep 2011, 10:11 am

If ever you get lost in China,
And meet a gay panties designer,
Don't smile to his face,
Or he'll dress you in lace,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 10:14 am

If ever you get lost in China,
And meet a gay panties designer,
Don't smile to his face,
Or he'll dress you in lace,
And try to set you up on a date with a minor.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Sep 2011, 10:21 am

I would have gone for 'vagina' as the last word, but never mind! Laugh

A pitbull was chasing a poodle,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 10:35 am

I shouldn't have written 'his' then...

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 10:36 am

A pitbull was chasing a poodle,
With that glint in his eye... I mean noodle,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Sep 2011, 10:49 am

A pitbull was chasing a poodle,
With that glint in his eye... I mean noodle.
When he got his leg over,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 11:15 am

A pitbull was chasing a poodle,
With that glint in his eye... I mean noodle.
When he got his leg over,
And began docking his boner,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Sep 2011, 11:22 am

A pitbull was chasing a poodle,
With that glint in his eye... I mean noodle.
When he got his leg over,
And began docking his boner,
It felt just like warm apple strudel.

by **Kenny** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 11:39 am

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 12:59 pm

perfectly filthy! Laugh

by **Kenny** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:07 pm

A young boy was caught eating crackers ,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:09 pm

A young boy was caught eating crackers ,
And rubbing the crumbs on his knackers.

by **Kenny** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:14 pm

A young boy was caught eating crackers ,
And rubbing the crumbs on his knackers,
They were sore they were bleeding,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:51 pm

A young boy was caught eating crackers ,
And rubbing the crumbs on his knackers,
They were sore they were bleeding,
But still he kept kneading,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:52 pm

A young boy was caught eating crackers ,
And rubbing the crumbs on his knackers,
They were sore they were bleeding,
But still he kept kneading,
His red raw and bleeding chafed clackers.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:53 pm

Clackers!

by **Kenny** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:58 pm

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 2:05 pm

The magician was preparing his stunt,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Sep 2011, 2:07 pm

The magician was preparing his stunt,
With his pretty assistant up front,

by **Kenny** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 2:19 pm

The magician was preparing his stunt,
With his pretty assistant up front,
She bent down to pick up a silk ,

by oldparwin Thu 01 Sep 2011, 9:55 pm

The magician was preparing his stunt
with his pretty assistant up front
She bent down to pick up a silk
and all could look up her kilt

by **Kenny** Thu 01 Sep 2011, 10:35 pm

The magician was preparing his stunt
with his pretty assistant up front
She bent down to pick up a silk
and all could look up her kilt
Everyone got a look at her Kumquat

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Sep 2011, 8:28 am

The cat took the mouse to the pub,

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Sep 2011, 9:21 am

The cat took the mouse to the pub,
It's long tail it was looking to rub ,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Sep 2011, 9:26 am

The cat took the mouse to the pub,
It's long tail it was looking to rub ,
So they had a few ales,

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Sep 2011, 9:32 am

The cat took the mouse to the pub,
It's long tail it was looking to rub ,
So they had a few ales,
In the old Prince of Wales ,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Sep 2011, 10:40 am

The cat took the mouse to the pub,
It's long tail it was looking to rub ,
So they had a few ales,
In the old Prince of Wales,
And after they had sex in the tub.

by littleswannygirl Fri 02 Sep 2011, 12:39 pm

You lot are naughty!

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Sep 2011, 12:47 pm

We are aren't we? Laugh

...but they started it!

Can you please start a clean one for us, Swanny?

by littleswannygirl Fri 02 Sep 2011, 12:58 pm

Naughty but nice Smile

Clackers made me Laugh

my socks off.

I'll start a clean one, though I suspect it may not stay that way...

I was washing my car one Sunday,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Sep 2011, 1:08 pm

I was washing my car one Sunday,
Which was usually my morning run day,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Sep 2011, 1:11 pm

I was washing my car one Sunday,
Which was usually my morning run day,
When I noticed the sponge

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