THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD

by Guest Fri 25 Feb 2011, 11:53 pm

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There once was goat from Llandudlow,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Sep 2011, 1:28 pm

I was washing my car one Sunday,
Which was usually my morning run day,
When I noticed the sponge,
Was covered in grunge,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Sep 2011, 1:32 pm

I was washing my car one Sunday,
Which was usually my morning run day,
When I noticed the sponge,
Was covered in grunge,
So I put it all off until Monday.

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Sep 2011, 3:29 pm

I was taking a ride on a bus

by littleswannygirl Fri 02 Sep 2011, 4:32 pm

I was taking a ride on a bus,
When a passenger began making a fuss,

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Sep 2011, 4:34 pm

I was taking a ride on a bus,
When a passenger began making a fuss,
I got up ready to fight,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Sep 2011, 4:49 pm

I was taking a ride on a bus,
When a passenger began making a fuss,
I got up ready to fight,
And feigned with my right,

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Sep 2011, 4:56 pm

I was taking a ride on a bus,
When a passenger began making a fuss,
I got up ready to fight,
And feigned with my right,
slipped.. now im wearing a truss

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Sep 2011, 6:26 pm

I picked up my date for the ball,

by oldparwin Fri 02 Sep 2011, 10:42 pm

by oldparwin Fri 02 Sep 2011, 10:45 pm

I picked up my date for the ball,
He was handsome and very tall

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Sep 2011, 11:43 pm

I picked up my date for the ball,
He was handsome and very tall,
I asked if he wanted a kiss,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 03 Sep 2011, 10:21 am

I picked up my date for the ball,
He was handsome and very tall,
I asked if he wanted a kiss,
Or if he'd rather give it a miss,

by **Kenny** Sat 03 Sep 2011, 12:23 pm

I picked up my date for the ball,
He was handsome and very tall,
I asked if he wanted a kiss,
Or if he'd rather give it a miss,
He just banged me against the wall

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 03 Sep 2011, 1:10 pm

My trousers were missing a button,

by **Kenny** Sat 03 Sep 2011, 1:25 pm

My trousers were missing a button
It had popped with me being a glutton

by **Pal Joey** Sat 03 Sep 2011, 1:28 pm

My trousers were missing a button
It had popped with me being a glutton
So the wife grabbed a needle,

by **Kenny** Sat 03 Sep 2011, 1:40 pm

My trousers were missing a button
It had popped with me being a glutton
So the wife grabbed a needle,
And with a stroke started to weedle,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 03 Sep 2011, 1:45 pm

My trousers were missing a button
It had popped with me being a glutton
So the wife grabbed a needle,
And with a stroke started to weedle,
A spare button onto my love truncheon.

by **Kenny** Sat 03 Sep 2011, 1:46 pm

by **Pal Joey** Sat 03 Sep 2011, 2:16 pm

Swanny will be impressed again no doubt. Ooops! Laugh

by **Kenny** Sat 03 Sep 2011, 3:13 pm

Ringing a friend on the phone ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 03 Sep 2011, 4:02 pm

Ringing a friend on the phone,
She said she was "feeling alone",

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 03 Sep 2011, 5:34 pm

Ringing a friend on the phone,
She said she was "feeling alone",
But when I went over,

by **Kenny** Sat 03 Sep 2011, 11:20 pm

Ringing a friend on the phone,
She said she was "feeling alone",
But when I went over,
She was down shagging Rover ,

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 12:15 am

Ringing a friend on the phone,
She said she was "feeling alone",
But when I went over,
She was down shagging Rover,
Who was angrily chewing a bone.

by littleswannygirl Sun 04 Sep 2011, 12:24 am

Whilst preparing to toss the caber,

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 12:29 am

Whilst preparing to toss the caber,
Under the guidance of a friendly neighbour,

by littleswannygirl Sun 04 Sep 2011, 12:32 am

Whilst preparing to toss the caber,
Under the guidance of a friendly neighbour,
Donald tripped o'er his trews,

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 12:40 am

Whilst preparing to toss the caber,
Under the guidance of a friendly neighbour,
Donald tripped o'er his trews,
And slipped with his shoes,

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 12:53 am

Whilst preparing to toss the caber,
Under the guidance of a friendly neighbour,
Donald tripped o'er his trews,
And slipped with his shoes,
Sending his wife into premature labour

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 12:54 am

...nailed it again Kenny!

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 1:15 am

While making a cup of tea ,

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 7:38 am

While making a cup of tea,
I decided to go for a pee,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 04 Sep 2011, 8:31 am

While making a cup of tea,
I decided to go for a pee.
In a confused state of mind

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 9:15 am

While making a cup of tea,
I decided to go for a pee.
In a confused state of mind
As though I was blind,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 04 Sep 2011, 1:19 pm

While making a cup of tea,
I decided to go for a pee.
In a confused state of mind
As though I was blind,
I drank my cuppa - it tasted more like brie Shocked

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 3:12 pm

While watching a film on the telly ,

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 3:13 pm

While watching a film on the telly,
With my daughter's pet rabbit on my belly,

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 3:15 pm

While watching a film on the telly,
With my daughter's pet rabbit on my belly,
I started to laugh ...it was funny,

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 3:59 pm

While watching a film on the telly,
With my daughter's pet rabbit on my belly,
I started to laugh ...it was funny,
But then I felt something runny,

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 4:00 pm

While watching a film on the telly,
With my daughter's pet rabbit on my belly,
I started to laugh ...it was funny,
But then I felt something runny,
I had been giving my todger some welly

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 4:04 pm

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 04 Sep 2011, 4:08 pm

Whilst posting on 606 version two,

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 4:10 pm

Whilst posting on 606 version two,
I got the feeling i needed a pooh

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 04 Sep 2011, 4:16 pm

Whilst posting on 606 version two,
I got the feeling i needed a pooh.
In a hurry I didn't check my spelling

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 4:23 pm

Whilst posting on 606 version two,
I got the feeling i needed a poo.
In a hurry I didn't check my spelling,
With this enormous build up was welling

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 04 Sep 2011, 4:28 pm

Whilst posting on 606 version two,
I got the feeling i needed a poo.
In a hurry I didn't check my spelling,
While this enormous build up was welling.
The mighty outburst left the Mods all to do!

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 4:30 pm

you saved it

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 4:36 pm

Whilst visiting my aunty in Hove

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Sep 2011, 5:07 pm

Whilst visiting my aunty in Hove,
A pot bubbled and boiled on the stove

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