Martin johnson to put Strippers near Goal Posts

For the unenlightened this is a little link to a comedy news paper in the finest satirical sense

please enjoy


http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/johnson-to-place-strippers-next-to-world-cup-goal-posts-201109224337/

They could make the try line out of pure un-cut cocoaine and Cueto would still go no where near it

low blow.

The Daily Mash is funny

This post was intended to draw attention to a humorous satirical article, not to humiliate anyone.

Perhaps if they also replace the ball with a dwarf, Tindall might be able to pass it accurately...

or indeed... pass it at all, mind you he did well vs the Irish didn't he

More anti English ssss hit

bring it on boys we all know which NH team is going to get furthest in the RWC.

Oh, and I note the factual inaccuracy of the Mash article - not every single rugby player through history has behaved like that: St Johnny of Wilkinson being the one exception in all of the 7.5 million registered players in England (and I didn't realise we'd that many NZers and Saffers living over here )

I must say Johnson's interviews are really entertaining. He gets so angry and he is probably right too. They have been one of the highlights of the WC so far. It has been a good one too.

munkian wrote:They could make the try line out of pure un-cut cocoaine and Cueto would still go no where near it

Dayglo would be the top tryscorer in history if that were the case every game.