I should be asleep right now.

However, due to somebody feeling it appropriate to molest the fire alarm, I am awake, and decided to have a quick glance at the news. Oh and what a doozy we have here, Tuilangi being fined ten grand for wearing a branded gumshield and the apparent life time ban for Eliot Sapolu Fuimaono after he failed to attend his disciplinary hearing. Discuss, I'm going to bed, sorry for lack of links and whatnot, but you're all big boys who can find that themselves.

Well, go to sleep. Or rather, its time to wake up now, if you are in Europe or in the UK. Eliot Sapolu Fuimaono self-destructs, and Gloucester cannot be amused. Tuilagi gets hit with a huge fine? No one could have told him and given him a replacement? What was he advertising on his gumshield? Condoms?

He was advertising dwarf counselling

Not many people in the crowd would have known that he was wearing an OPRO mouthguard,not many people watching television round the world would have known that he was wearing an OPRO mouthguard.
Just because someone is wearing an OPRO mouthguard its hardly going to influence the outcome of a game, now switching balls when you're going to kick a conversion?
And yes OPRO mouthguards are the best in the World....

I can see Brand Haskell's next photoshoot

Wear OPRO Mouthguards and stop sh1t coming out of your mouth

And me.