The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

[Pal Joey]

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THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am


For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.


There was an old sailor from Crewe,

[Kenny]

The whistle was ready to go,
But the ref sneezed instead of blow'd
It shot from his mouth

[Pal Joey]

The whistle was ready to go,
But the ref sneezed instead of blow'd
It shot from his mouth
and headed like a bullet south

[Kenny]

The whistle was ready to go,
But the ref sneezed instead of blow'd
It shot from his mouth
and headed like a bullet south
Hitting a guy sat in the front row

[President Trump]

The keys on my keyboard were sticky

[Kenny]

The keys on my keyboard were sticky
as the KY had become quite flicky

[President Trump]

The keys on my keyboard were sticky
as the KY had become quite flicky
My wife asked to use it

[Luckless Pedestrian]

The keys on my keyboard were sticky
as the KY had become quite flicky
My wife asked to use it
To probe and abuse it

[President Trump]

The keys on my keyboard were sticky
as the KY had become quite flicky
My wife asked to use it
To probe and abuse it
But my mouse was stuck to my mickey

[Luckless Pedestrian]

[Pal Joey]

new thread here...

https://www.606v2.com/t21656-the-make-your-own-limerick-up-thread#841278

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