The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by Doon the Water Wed 02 Nov 2011, 6:13 pm

Young Lochinvar came out of the west

by littleswannygirl Wed 02 Nov 2011, 9:27 pm

Young Lochinvar came out of the west,
To claim his fair maiden at his heart's behest,

by Doon the Water Thu 03 Nov 2011, 9:33 am

Young Lochinvar came out of the west,
To claim his fair maiden at his heart's behest,
His hair it was braided

by President Trump Thu 03 Nov 2011, 9:38 am

Young Lochinvar came out of the west,
To claim his fair maiden at his heart's behest,
His hair it was braided
and his horse he had traded

by **Kenny** Thu 03 Nov 2011, 11:11 am

Young Lochinvar came out of the west,
To claim his fair maiden at his heart's behest,
His hair it was braided
and his horse he had traded
For the chance to jizz on her chest

by President Trump Thu 03 Nov 2011, 12:18 pm

My toys come alive at night

by **Kenny** Thu 03 Nov 2011, 12:53 pm

My toys come alive at night,
Which sometimes give me a fright ,

by President Trump Thu 03 Nov 2011, 2:09 pm

My toys come alive at night,
Which sometimes give me a fright
They sneak around my house

by **Kenny** Thu 03 Nov 2011, 3:23 pm

My toys come alive at night,
Which sometimes give me a fright
They sneak around my house ,
Being as quite as a mouse ,

by President Trump Thu 03 Nov 2011, 3:24 pm

My toys come alive at night,
Which sometimes give me a fright
They sneak around my house ,
Being as quite as a mouse ,
And scare me when i'm having a sh1te

by **Kenny** Thu 03 Nov 2011, 3:25 pm

by **Kenny** Thu 03 Nov 2011, 3:26 pm

I went to the Dentist today ,

by President Trump Thu 03 Nov 2011, 3:31 pm

I went to the Dentist today
As my teeth were full of decay

by **Kenny** Thu 03 Nov 2011, 3:37 pm

I went to the Dentist today
As my teeth were full of decay
He said they looked really bad

by President Trump Thu 03 Nov 2011, 3:39 pm

I went to the Dentist today
As my teeth were full of decay
He said they looked really bad
and it made him sad

by **Kenny** Thu 03 Nov 2011, 3:45 pm

I went to the Dentist today
As my teeth were full of decay
He said they looked really bad
and it made him sad ,
So he pulled them out with no delay

by Corporalhumblebucket Thu 03 Nov 2011, 10:24 pm

The G20 leaders at Cannes

by Doon the Water Fri 04 Nov 2011, 8:08 am

The G20 leaders at Cannes
Don't have too many plans

by President Trump Fri 04 Nov 2011, 9:23 am

The G20 leaders at Cannes
Don't have too many plans
They smile and they pose

by Doon the Water Fri 04 Nov 2011, 9:59 am

The G20 leaders at Cannes
Don't have too many plans
They smile and they pose
Like nobody knows

by President Trump Fri 04 Nov 2011, 10:25 am

The G20 leaders at Cannes
Don't have too many plans
They smile and they pose
Like nobody knows
As Greece goes down the pan

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 10:50 am

very good

by Doon the Water Fri 04 Nov 2011, 11:06 am

Whilst golfing one day at Montrose

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 11:14 am

Whilst golfing one day at Montrose
I was hit by a ball in the nose

by Doon the Water Fri 04 Nov 2011, 11:19 am

Whilst golfing one day at Montrose
I was hit by a ball in the nose
The pain was severe

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 11:26 am

Whilst golfing one day at Montrose
I was hit by a ball in the nose
The pain was severe ,
From the front to the rear

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 12:06 pm

Whilst golfing one day at Montrose
I was hit by a ball in the nose
The pain was severe ,
From the front to the rear
and it hurts even more when it blows

by President Trump Fri 04 Nov 2011, 1:19 pm

I was flying a kite one morning

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 1:28 pm

I was flying a kite one morning,
When a thunderstorm approached without warning,

by Doon the Water Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:02 pm

I was flying a kite one morning,
When a thunderstorm approached without warning,
I clung to the pylon

by President Trump Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:09 pm

I was flying a kite one morning,
When a thunderstorm approached without warning,
I clung to the pylon
Like a leg wrapped in Nylon

by **Pal Joey** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:13 pm

I was flying a kite one morning,
When a thunderstorm approached without warning,
I clung to the pylon
Like a leg wrapped in Nylon
Who says my life is so boring?

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:15 pm

There once was a girl from Kirklees

by President Trump Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:16 pm

There once was a girl from Kirklees
Who spend most of her nights on her knees

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:18 pm

There once was a girl from Kirklees
Who spend most of her nights on her knees
She loved a spit roasting

by President Trump Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:23 pm

There once was a girl from Kirklees
Who spend most of her nights on her knees
She loved a spit roasting
From men who loved boasting

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:25 pm

There once was a girl from Kirklees
Who spend most of her nights on her knees
She loved a spit roasting
From men who loved boasting ,
That she really did tease

by President Trump Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:28 pm

Nice

The was a young man from Perth

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:29 pm

The was a young man from Perth
Who's wife was due to give birth ,

by President Trump Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:53 pm

The was a young man from Perth
Who's wife was due to give birth
She pushed and she screamed

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 2:55 pm

The was a young man from Perth
Who's wife was due to give birth
She pushed and she screamed ,
Of drugs she had dreamed

by President Trump Fri 04 Nov 2011, 3:13 pm

The was a young man from Perth
Who's wife was due to give birth
She pushed and she screamed ,
Of drugs she had dreamed
Mixed in with an ice cream desert

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 3:28 pm

I went to get a hair cut ,

by President Trump Fri 04 Nov 2011, 3:29 pm

I went to get a hair cut
but the Barbers was shut

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 3:41 pm

I went to get a hair cut
but the Barbers was shut ,
So i decided to do it myself

by President Trump Fri 04 Nov 2011, 3:54 pm

I went to get a hair cut
but the Barbers was shut ,
So i decided to do it myself
but I needed some help

by **Kenny** Fri 04 Nov 2011, 4:00 pm

I went to get a hair cut
but the Barbers was shut ,
So i decided to do it myself
but I needed some help .
not using my hands but my foot

by Doon the Water Fri 04 Nov 2011, 7:33 pm

My dog has a very bad habit

by Doon the Water Fri 04 Nov 2011, 9:56 pm

My dog has a very bad habit
He tries to have sex with a rabbit.

by **Kenny** Sat 05 Nov 2011, 12:34 pm

My dog has a very bad habit
He tries to have sex with a rabbit
But the hole is to tight

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