The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by Doon the Water Sat Nov 05, 2011 1:37 pm

My dog has a very bad habit
He tries to have sex with a rabbit
But the hole is to tight
He gave up for the night
And went to bed terribly crabbit

by **Kenny** Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:14 pm

Maurice was eating his tea

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:05 am

Maurice was eating his tea,
From a hospital tray on his knees,

by **Kenny** Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:12 pm

Maurice was eating his tea,
From a hospital tray on his knees,
But the tray got to hot ,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:22 pm

Maurice was eating his tea,
From a hospital tray on his knee,
But the tray got too hot ,
So, to the floor all the plates shot

by **Pal Joey** Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:58 pm

Maurice was eating his tea,
From a hospital tray on his knee,
But the tray got too hot ,
So, to the floor all the plates shot,
If only he'd had some of that jelly.

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun Nov 06, 2011 10:01 pm

Maurice was eating his tea,
From a hospital tray on his knee,
But the tray got too hot ,
So, to the floor all the plates shot,
If only he'd had some of that brie. Whistle

by **Pal Joey** Mon Nov 07, 2011 10:10 am

Whilst feeding my snub-fin dolphin,

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:57 am

Whilst feeding my snub-fin dolphin ,
I slipped on the edge and i fell in

by **Pal Joey** Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:59 am

Whilst feeding my snub-fin dolphin ,
I slipped on the edge and i fell in,
But as I was pulling myself back out again,

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:07 pm

Whilst feeding my snub-fin dolphin ,
I slipped on the edge and i fell in,
But as I was pulling myself back out again,
in my legs i felt a sharp pain

by **Pal Joey** Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:09 pm

Whilst feeding my snub-fin dolphin ,
I slipped on the edge and i fell in,
But as I was pulling myself back out again,
in my legs i felt a sharp pain,
But there was nobody to hear me screamin'

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:17 pm

good ending

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:19 pm

As the clock on the wall stood still

by President Trump Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:20 pm

As the clock on the wall stood still
I took the last headache pill

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:22 pm

As the clock on the wall stood still
I took the last headache pill ,
But time just seemed to of stopped ,

by **Pal Joey** Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:26 pm

As the clock on the wall stood still
I took the last headache pill
But time just seemed to of stopped ,
As I looked again at the clock

by President Trump Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:28 pm

As the clock on the wall stood still
I took the last headache pill
But time just seemed to of stopped ,
As I looked again at the clock
and the voices told me to kill

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 12:30 pm

As the clock on the wall stood still
I took the last headache pill
But time just seemed to of stopped ,
As I looked again at the clock,
I realised the battery power was nil

by Doon the Water Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:23 pm

Lady Ga-Ga was wearing a hat

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:58 pm

Lady Ga-Ga was wearing a hat ,
That on top of it was a live cat ,

by Doon the Water Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:00 pm

Lady Ga-Ga was wearing a hat ,
That on top of it was a live cat ,
She said 'watch my Cat',

by Doon the Water Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:01 pm

[that's not what i said]

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:04 pm

Lady Ga-Ga was wearing a hat ,
That on top of it was a live cat ,
She said 'watch my Puss y ',
But if your not fussy

by Doon the Water Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:05 pm

I'll let you stroke her in bed.

by President Trump Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:21 pm

Lady Ga-Ga was wearing a hat ,
That on top of it was a live cat ,
She said 'watch my Puss y ',
But if your not fussy
Il let you stroke my tw*t

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:24 pm

by President Trump Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:32 pm

There once was a man called Lee

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:42 pm

There once was a man called Lee ,
Who's sexuality was for all to see ,

by President Trump Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:49 pm

There once was a man called Lee ,
Who's sexuality was for all to see
He wore a thong that was pink

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:51 pm

There once was a man called Lee ,
Who's sexuality was for all to see ,
He wore a thong that was pink ,
Which really caused a stink ,

by President Trump Mon Nov 07, 2011 2:54 pm

There once was a man called Lee ,
Who's sexuality was for all to see ,
He wore a thong that was pink ,
Which really caused a stink
As his balls sagged down to his Knee

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:05 pm

fantastic

by President Trump Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:08 pm

Its flowing today Laugh

A woman asleep on the train

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:14 pm

A woman asleep on the train ,
Was awoke by the conductor called Wayne ,

by President Trump Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:43 pm

A woman asleep on the train ,
Was awoke by the conductor called Wayne
He asked for her ticket

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:04 pm

A woman asleep on the train ,
Was awoke by the conductor called Wayne
He asked for her ticket ,
She told him to stick it !

by President Trump Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:09 pm

A woman asleep on the train ,
Was awoke by the conductor called Wayne
He asked for her ticket ,
She told him to stick it !
So he punched a ticket hole in her brain

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:14 pm

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:15 pm

Jayne was mowing her lawn

by President Trump Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:16 pm

Jayne was mowing her lawn
It was late and she began to yawn

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:21 pm

Jayne was mowing her lawn
It was late and she began to yawn
Her dress got caught in the blades

by President Trump Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:34 pm

Jayne was mowing her lawn
It was late and she began to yawn
Her dress got caught in the blades
She felt her life begin to fade

by **Pal Joey** Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:14 pm

Jayne was mowing her lawn
It was late and she began to yawn
Her dress got caught in the blades
She felt her life begin to fade
Now her roses are the talk of the town.

by **Kenny** Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:47 pm

While playing in the bath with my duck

by **Pal Joey** Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:42 am

While playing in the bath with my duck
In the plughole, my finger got stuck

by President Trump Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:18 am

While playing in the bath with my duck
In the plughole, my finger got stuck
I called for my wife

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:28 am

While playing in the bath with my duck
In the plughole, my finger got stuck
I called for my wife
Who pulled out a knife

by President Trump Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:30 am

While playing in the bath with my duck
In the plughole, my finger got stuck
I called for my wife
Who pulled out a knife
Which made me say "Oh F**k"

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:33 am

I had just sat down on the bus

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