The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by **Pal Joey** Tue 08 Nov 2011, 11:24 am

I had just sat down on the bus
And noticed a pool of puss

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Nov 2011, 11:55 am

I had just sat down on the bus
And noticed a pool of puss
An old lady had sat in it

by President Trump Tue 08 Nov 2011, 12:20 pm

I had just sat down on the bus
And noticed a pool of puss
An old lady had sat in it
and she stank like a cespit

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Nov 2011, 12:23 pm

I had just sat down on the bus
And noticed a pool of puss
An old lady had sat in it
and she stank like a cespit
But it was the flies that were causing the fuss

by President Trump Tue 08 Nov 2011, 12:26 pm

Bravo Sir

A man who worked in a bar

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Nov 2011, 12:28 pm

A man who worked in a bar ,
Put the tips that he got in a jar

by President Trump Tue 08 Nov 2011, 12:50 pm

A man who worked in a bar ,
Put the tips that he got in a jar
One night they were gone

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Nov 2011, 1:39 pm

A man who worked in a bar ,
Put the tips that he got in a jar
One night they were gone
He thought ...what a con

by President Trump Tue 08 Nov 2011, 2:27 pm

A man who worked in a bar ,
Put the tips that he got in a jar
One night they were gone
He thought ...what a con
and come to think of it...wheres my car

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Nov 2011, 2:30 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Nov 2011, 4:49 pm

One morning it started to snow ,

by President Trump Tue 08 Nov 2011, 4:52 pm

One morning it started to snow
Just my luck as my garden I was ment to mow

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Nov 2011, 4:56 pm

One morning it started to snow
Just my luck as my garden I was ment to mow
With my shovel i started to clear it

by President Trump Tue 08 Nov 2011, 5:00 pm

One morning it started to snow
Just my luck as my garden I was ment to mow
With my shovel i started to clear it
Something hard I seemed to hit

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Nov 2011, 5:07 pm

One morning it started to snow
Just my luck as my garden I was ment to mow
With my shovel i started to clear it
Something hard I seemed to hit ,
Oh My God my dead Aunt Flo

by littleswannygirl Tue 08 Nov 2011, 8:47 pm

T'was time for the annual Christmas Market,

by **Kenny** Tue 08 Nov 2011, 10:28 pm

T'was time for the annual Christmas Market,
So i stopped the van and tried to park it ,

by President Trump Wed 09 Nov 2011, 10:12 am

T'was time for the annual Christmas Market,
So i stopped the van and tried to park it
Along came a valet

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 09 Nov 2011, 10:26 am

T'was time for the annual Christmas Market,
So i stopped the van and tried to park it
Along came a valet
Doing some ballet

by **Kenny** Wed 09 Nov 2011, 10:28 am

T'was time for the annual Christmas Market,
So i stopped the van and tried to park it
Along came a valet
Doing some ballet
He looked just like ..Morten Harket !

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 09 Nov 2011, 10:29 am

by **Kenny** Wed 09 Nov 2011, 10:33 am

I was woken by a knock on the door ,

by President Trump Wed 09 Nov 2011, 10:51 am

I was woken by a knock on the door
and I stood on my keys on the floor

by **Pal Joey** Wed 09 Nov 2011, 10:55 am

I was woken by a knock on the door
and I stood on my keys on the floor
Putting my eye to the keyhole

by President Trump Wed 09 Nov 2011, 11:04 am

I was woken by a knock on the door
and I stood on my keys on the floor
Putting my eye to the keyhole
I called out "Hello"

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 09 Nov 2011, 11:09 am

I was woken by a knock on the door
and I stood on my keys on the floor
Putting my eye to the keyhole
I called out "Hello"
And went back to bed.

Tumbleweed

by **Pal Joey** Wed 09 Nov 2011, 11:15 am

I was woken by a knock on the door
and I stood on my keys on the floor
Putting my eye to the keyhole
I called out "Hello"
But the prankster I never saw

by **Kenny** Wed 09 Nov 2011, 11:29 am

Elvis died while sat on the loo

by President Trump Wed 09 Nov 2011, 12:19 pm

Elvis died while sat on the loo
It must have been a very large poo

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 09 Nov 2011, 1:29 pm

Elvis died while sat on the loo
It must have been a very large poo
Was he reading the paper

by President Trump Wed 09 Nov 2011, 3:27 pm

Elvis died while sat on the loo
It must have been a very large poo
Was he reading the paper
or thinking about the food, later

by **Kenny** Wed 09 Nov 2011, 4:25 pm

Elvis died while sat on the loo
It must have been a very large poo
Was he reading the paper
or thinking about the food, later
No he'd swallowed a Blue Suede Shoe

by President Trump Wed 09 Nov 2011, 4:35 pm

by **Kenny** Wed 09 Nov 2011, 4:39 pm

The scores were level with a minute to go ,

by President Trump Wed 09 Nov 2011, 4:41 pm

The scores were level with a minute to go
I got triped in the box and went down in Slow Mo

by **Kenny** Wed 09 Nov 2011, 4:44 pm

The scores were level with a minute to go
I got triped in the box and went down in Slow Mo
The players shouted " Book Him !!! "

by President Trump Wed 09 Nov 2011, 5:09 pm

The scores were level with a minute to go
I got triped in the box and went down in Slow Mo
The players shouted " Book Him !!! "
But the ref was real dim

by **Kenny** Wed 09 Nov 2011, 5:14 pm

The scores were level with a minute to go
I got triped in the box and went down in Slow Mo
The players shouted " Book Him !!! "
But the ref was real dim ,
And awarded a pen and free throw

by Doon the Water Wed 09 Nov 2011, 5:59 pm

Whilst skating on Duddingston Loch

by **Kenny** Wed 09 Nov 2011, 8:04 pm

Whilst skating on Duddingston Loch
Setting records racing the clock

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:16 am

Whilst skating on Duddingston Loch
Setting records racing the clock
The ice started to melt

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:19 am

Whilst skating on Duddingston Loch
Setting records racing the clock
The ice started to melt
And I suddenly felt

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:29 am

Whilst skating on Duddingston Loch
Setting records racing the clock
The ice started to melt
And I suddenly felt
A shiver going up to my c0ck

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:38 am

I lit the fuse and stepped back,

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:53 am

I lit the fuse and stepped back
But i tripped over my pack

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 9:58 am

I lit the fuse and stepped back
But i tripped over my pack
the door then slammed shut

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:00 am

I lit the fuse and stepped back
But i tripped over my pack
the door then slammed shut
and my back i did cut

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:03 am

I lit the fuse and stepped back
But i tripped over my pack
the door then slammed shut
and my back i did cut
As I shot out the window like flak

by President Trump Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:07 am

excellent

I was at my desk in work

by **Pal Joey** Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:20 am

I was at my desk in work
Not far from the 'office jerk'

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