The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 11 Nov 2011, 1:43 pm

While chopping the veg for tea,
I suddenly needed a pee.
So i whopped it out in the sink
Without stopping to think

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Nov 2011, 1:57 pm

While chopping the veg for tea,
I suddenly needed a pee.
So i whopped it out in the sink
Without stopping to think
Splashing the carrots and brocolli with wee

by President Trump Fri 11 Nov 2011, 2:11 pm

While chopping the veg for tea,
I suddenly needed a pee.
So i whopped it out in the sink
and noticed it looked raw and pink

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Nov 2011, 3:31 pm

While chopping the veg for tea,
I suddenly needed a pee.
So i whopped it out in the sink
and noticed it looked raw and pink
leaving me peeling skin off in stages 1 2 3

by President Trump Fri 11 Nov 2011, 4:30 pm

I pulled out a ring from my pocket

by **Kenny** Fri 11 Nov 2011, 6:30 pm

I pulled out a ring from my pocket
on her finger i was planning to dock it

by **Pal Joey** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 8:29 am

I pulled out a ring from my pocket
on her finger i was planning to dock it
But when I saw through her veil

by **Kenny** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:37 am

I pulled out a ring from my pocket
on her finger i was planning to dock it
But when I saw through her veil
that she was chewing on a nail

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:06 pm

I pulled out a ring from my pocket
on her finger i was planning to dock it
But when I saw through her veil
that she was chewing on a nail
Instead I gave her the rocket.

by **Kenny** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:08 pm

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:12 pm

Good one - especially line 2 clap

by **Kenny** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:20 pm

There once was a girl called Michelle ,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:25 pm

There once was a girl called Michelle ,
Whom I got to know very well,

by **Kenny** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 12:30 pm

There once was a girl called Michelle ,
Whom I got to know very well,
We'd been on so many dates ,

by Doon the Water Sat 12 Nov 2011, 1:12 pm

There once was a girl called Michelle ,
Whom I got to know very well,
We'd been on so many dates ,
Along with her mates

by **Pal Joey** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 1:23 pm

There once was a girl called Michelle ,
Whom I got to know very well,
We'd been on so many dates ,
Along with her mates
Whose motto is: "Let's Kiss & Tell!" kiss

by littleswannygirl Sat 12 Nov 2011, 1:32 pm

by **Pal Joey** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 1:40 pm

Please excuse our disgusting male minds Swanny...

The corporal awoke with a fright,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 12 Nov 2011, 1:52 pm

Linebreaker wrote:Please excuse our disgusting male minds Swanny...

The corporal awoke with a fright,

Not sure I'm looking forward to this one Shocked

by littleswannygirl Sat 12 Nov 2011, 1:56 pm

You're excused LB Very Happy

The corporal awoke with a fright,
His face a pale shade of white,

by **Pal Joey** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 2:05 pm

The corporal awoke with a fright,
His face a pale shade of white,
The big day had arrived,

by Doon the Water Sat 12 Nov 2011, 2:47 pm

The corporal awoke with a fright,
His face a pale shade of white,
The big day had arrived,
And the mascot still survived,

by **Kenny** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 2:55 pm

The corporal awoke with a fright,
His face a pale shade of white,
The big day had arrived,
And the mascot still survived,
But the Major's jeep was covered in sh......................ocking pink light

by **Pal Joey** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 3:00 pm

Corporalhumblebucket wrote:
Linebreaker wrote:Please excuse our disgusting male minds Swanny...

The corporal awoke with a fright,

Not sure I'm looking forward to this one

That didn't hurt too much did it corporal? Very Happy

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 12 Nov 2011, 3:13 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 3:15 pm

Andy was going to Hell

by Doon the Water Sat 12 Nov 2011, 5:37 pm

Andy was going to Hell
In a handcart designed by Channel

by **Pal Joey** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 9:50 pm

Andy was going to Hell
In a handcart designed by Channel
But as they reached the Pearly Gates

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:12 pm

(They realised they had taken a wrong turning Shocked

)

Andy was going to Hell
In a handcart designed by Channel
But as they reached the Pearly Gates
To await a decision on their fates

by **Pal Joey** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:16 pm

Andy was going to Hell
In a handcart designed by Channel
But as they reached the Pearly Gates
To await a decision on their fates
On his head; the sign up above - fell.

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 12 Nov 2011, 10:40 pm

Out shopping with Angela Merkel

by **Kenny** Sat 12 Nov 2011, 11:30 pm

Out shopping with Angela Merkel
I was having the day from Hell

by Doon the Water Sun 13 Nov 2011, 8:20 am

Out shopping with Angela Merkel
I was having the day from Hell
She was spending her Euros

by **Kenny** Sun 13 Nov 2011, 12:10 pm

Out shopping with Angela Merkel
I was having the day from Hell
She was spending her Euros
While making me go to the bureaus

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 13 Nov 2011, 1:16 pm

Out shopping with Angela Merkel
I was having the day from Hell.
She was spending her Euros
While making me go to the bureaus.
We ended up going round in a circle.

by Doon the Water Sun 13 Nov 2011, 1:23 pm

Clegg said to Cameron... Dave,

by **Kenny** Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:03 pm

Clegg said to Cameron... Dave,
Oy rat face give us a wave

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 13 Nov 2011, 2:52 pm

by Doon the Water Sun 13 Nov 2011, 6:07 pm

Clegg said to Cameron... Dave,
Oy rat face give us a wave
So he dipped in the sea

by **Kenny** Sun 13 Nov 2011, 6:11 pm

Clegg said to Cameron... Dave,
Oy rat face give us a wave
So he dipped in the sea
causing everyone else to flee

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:32 am

Clegg said to Cameron... Dave,
Oy rat face give us a wave
So he dipped in the sea
causing everyone else to flee
And avoid the inevitable rave

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:34 am

Teresa May bought some new shoes,

by **Kenny** Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:27 pm

Teresa May bought some new shoes,
Spending the kick backs she got in the news

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:32 pm

Teresa May bought some new shoes,
Spending the kick backs she got in the news
But the shoes were too tight

by **Kenny** Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:41 pm

Teresa May bought some new shoes,
Spending the kick backs she got in the news
But the shoes were too tight
More the left then the right

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:43 pm

Teresa May bought some new shoes,
Spending the kick backs she got in the news
But the shoes were too tight
More the left then the right
And for comfort she turned to the booze.

by **Kenny** Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:44 pm

by **Kenny** Mon 14 Nov 2011, 1:45 pm

The Vicar said " Let us Pray "

by Doon the Water Mon 14 Nov 2011, 6:35 pm

The Vicar said " Let us Pray "
I shall play better golf today

by Corporalhumblebucket Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:36 pm

The Vicar said " Let us Pray "
I shall play better golf today.
But he then hit a triple bogey

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