The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun Oct 16, 2011 9:10 pm

There once was a lady from Gwent
Who gave up drinking for Lent.

by **Kenny** Mon Oct 17, 2011 10:39 am

There once was a lady from Gwent
Who gave up drinking for Lent.
Being sober she mastered ,

by President Trump Mon Oct 17, 2011 12:54 pm

There once was a lady from Gwent
Who gave up drinking for Lent.
Being sober she mastered
Not trying to get plastered

by littleswannygirl Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:37 pm

There once was a lady from Gwent
Who gave up drinking for Lent.
Being sober she mastered
Not trying to get plastered
Which gave the brandy time to ferment

by **Kenny** Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:40 pm

by **Kenny** Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:41 pm

Saving the best until last ,

by President Trump Mon Oct 17, 2011 3:32 pm

Saving the best until last
I knocked back the wine too fast

by **Kenny** Mon Oct 17, 2011 4:56 pm

Saving the best until last
I knocked back the wine too fast
The room started spinning ,

by President Trump Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:02 pm

Saving the best until last
I knocked back the wine too fast
The room started spinning
My wife started screaming

by **Kenny** Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:08 pm

Saving the best until last
I knocked back the wine too fast
The room started spinning
My wife started screaming
But everyone in Tescos had a blast

by President Trump Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:39 pm

I was fishing down by the canal

by **Kenny** Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:33 pm

I was fishing down by the canal
When i hooked a strange animal

by **Pal Joey** Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:46 am

I was fishing down by the canal
When i hooked a strange animal
It jumped out of the water,

by President Trump Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:13 am

I was fishing down by the canal
When i hooked a strange animal
It jumped out of the water
And splashed down like a mortar

by **Kenny** Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:22 am

I was fishing down by the canal
When i hooked a strange animal
It jumped out of the water
And splashed down like a mortar
It was half Whale half camel

by President Trump Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:26 am

Great save clap

A man with the face of a dog

by **Kenny** Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:28 am

A man with the face of a dog,
Got lost while walking in fog

by President Trump Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:30 am

A man with the face of a dog,
Got lost while walking in fog
He barked and he howled

by **Kenny** Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:42 am

A man with the face of a dog,
Got lost while walking in fog
He barked and he howled,
On the Moors that he prowled ,

by President Trump Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:56 am

A man with the face of a dog,
Got lost while walking in fog
He barked and he howled,
On the Moors that he prowled,
Until he fell into a bog

by littleswannygirl Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:57 am

by **Kenny** Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:04 am

Making cup-cakes for the kids ,

by President Trump Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:05 am

Making cup-cakes for the kids
I thought Id use some figs

by **Kenny** Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:07 am

Making cup-cakes for the kids
I thought Id use some figs
the kids were not happy

by President Trump Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:58 am

Making cup-cakes for the kids
I thought Id use some figs
the kids were not happy
As the cakes smelled like a nappy

by **Kenny** Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:41 pm

Making cup-cakes for the kids
I thought Id use some figs
the kids were not happy
As the cakes smelled like a nappy
And gave them a dose of the skids

by President Trump Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:04 pm

love it

X-factor was on the TV

by **Kenny** Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:25 pm

X-factor was on the TV,
But they cant sing better then me

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:11 pm

X-factor was on the TV,
But they cant sing better then me.
So I put a boot through the screen

by **Pal Joey** Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:19 am

X-factor was on the TV,
But they cant sing better then me.
So I put a boot through the screen
When the judges did seem

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:42 am

X-factor was on the TV,
But they cant sing better then me.
So I put a boot through the screen
When the judges did seem,
To be just taking the P

by **Pal Joey** Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:44 am

Molly was weeding her garden,

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:46 am

Molly was weeding her garden,
When she bent over i started to harden ,

by **Pal Joey** Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:47 am

Molly was weeding her garden,
When she bent over i started to harden ,
But when I passed her the hose,

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:49 am

Molly was weeding her garden,
When she bent over i started to harden ,
But when I passed her the hose,
She ripped off her clothes

by **Pal Joey** Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:51 am

Molly was weeding her garden,
When she bent over i started to harden,
But when I passed her the hose,
She ripped off her clothes,
Not even a "I beg your pardon?!"

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:52 am

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:32 pm

While out one night on a date

by Guest Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:26 pm

While out one night on a date
I suddenly bumped into a mate

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:02 pm

While out one night on a date
I suddenly bumped into a mate
He looked at my bird and he laughed

by Corporalhumblebucket Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:11 pm

While out one night on a date
I suddenly bumped into a mate
He looked at my bird and he laughed
"I'd rather be marooned on a raft"

by **Kenny** Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:16 pm

While out one night on a date
I suddenly bumped into a mate
He looked at my bird and he laughed
"I'd rather be marooned on a raft"
Then be be seen with the Price they call Kate

by Corporalhumblebucket Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:05 pm

On tour with the Royals in Aus

by **Pal Joey** Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:08 am

On tour with the Royals in Aus,
A journo got lost... because,

by President Trump Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:31 am

On tour with the Royals in Aus,
A journo got lost... because,
He was found in the Bush

by **Pal Joey** Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:46 am

On tour with the Royals in Aus,
A journo got lost... because,
He was found in the Bush
With no map, food or voice,

by President Trump Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:12 am

On tour with the Royals in Aus,
A journo got lost... because,
He was found in the Bush
With no map, food or voice,
And a necklace of Koala Bears paws

by **Pal Joey** Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:20 am

I think I saw that guy recently...

by **Kenny** Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:58 am

" Hello " said the voice on the line

by President Trump Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:11 pm

" Hello " said the voice on the line
"How are you? my name is Brian"

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