The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Nov 2011, 07:47

The Vicar said " Let us Pray "
I shall play better golf today.
But he then hit a triple bogey
As he putted like an old fogey

by Doon the Water Tue 15 Nov 2011, 08:28

The Vicar said " Let us Pray "
I shall play better golf today.
But he then hit a triple bogey
As he putted like an old fogey
So he posted his clubs on ebay.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 15 Nov 2011, 08:31

The ageing old stripper went shopping,

by President Trump Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:25

The ageing old stripper went shopping
where her knickers went dropping

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 15 Nov 2011, 10:54

The ageing old stripper went shopping
where her knickers went dropping
She met an old punter

by President Trump Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:21

The ageing old stripper went shopping
where her knickers went dropping
She met an old punter
A German named Gunter

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:26

The ageing old stripper went shopping
where her knickers went dropping
She met an old punter
A German named Gunter
By the end the floor needed mopping.

by Doon the Water Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:32

A pheasant plucker by trade

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:40

A pheasant plucker by trade
Made some LSD-spiked lemonade.

by JPX Tue 15 Nov 2011, 11:56

A pheasant plucker by trade
Made some LSD-spiked lemonade.
The pheasants came a runnin'

by **Kenny** Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:13

A pheasant plucker by trade
Made some LSD-spiked lemonade.
The pheasants came a runnin'
But he was trippin and cunning

by President Trump Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:18

A pheasant plucker by trade
Made some LSD-spiked lemonade.
The pheasants came a runnin'
But he was trippin and cunning
and stole all their money with a blade

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:37

Pheasants with money - that's some strong lemonade! Laugh

by **Kenny** Tue 15 Nov 2011, 13:43

The car alarm sounded one night ,

by JPX Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:03

The car alarm sounded one night ,
I woke in my bed with a fright

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:06

The car alarm sounded one night ,
I woke in my bed with a fright.
The mattress was wet

by JPX Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:09

The car alarm sounded one night ,
I woke in my bed with a fright.
The mattress was wet
The car was a corvette

by President Trump Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:02

The car alarm sounded one night ,
I woke in my bed with a fright.
The mattress was wet
The car was a corvette
Im just glad it wasn't a sh*te

by **Kenny** Tue 15 Nov 2011, 15:03

by Doon the Water Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:13

The last time I saw Billy Bragg

by President Trump Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:19

The last time I saw Billy Bragg
His boobs were begining to sag

by Doon the Water Wed 16 Nov 2011, 12:45

The last time I saw Billy Bragg
His boobs were begining to sag
So he bought a support vest.

by President Trump Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:10

The last time I saw Billy Bragg
His boobs were begining to sag
So he bought a support vest.
That covered his chest

by **Pal Joey** Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:26

The last time I saw Billy Bragg
His boobs were begining to sag
So he bought a support vest.
That covered his chest
But not his ginger ball bags

by President Trump Wed 16 Nov 2011, 13:28

by **Kenny** Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:56

I was talking one night with the mods

by President Trump Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:57

I was talking one night with the mods
We got on the subject of iPods

by **Kenny** Wed 16 Nov 2011, 15:58

I was talking one night with the mods
We got on the subject of iPods
They said do you post in the music section

by President Trump Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:07

I was talking one night with the mods
We got on the subject of iPods
They said do you post in the music section
Then this song you should mention

by **Kenny** Wed 16 Nov 2011, 16:17

I was talking one night with the mods
We got on the subject of iPods
They said do you post in the music section
Then this song you should mention
It's called " Lap of the Gods "

by Doon the Water Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:00

Young Boris was riding his bike

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 16 Nov 2011, 17:02

Young Boris was riding his bike
When he almost ran over a dyke.

by JPX Wed 16 Nov 2011, 21:51

Young Boris was riding his bike
When he almost ran over a dyke.
He cursed "damn and blast"

by Doon the Water Wed 16 Nov 2011, 22:12

Young Boris was riding his bike
When he almost ran over a dyke.
He cursed "damn and blast"
I was not going fast

by **Kenny** Thu 17 Nov 2011, 00:11

Young Boris was riding his bike
When he almost ran over a dyke.
He cursed "damn and blast"
I was not going fast
Compensation ? Go take a hike !

by President Trump Thu 17 Nov 2011, 09:39

I was drinking with Suarez and Terry

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 17 Nov 2011, 09:45

I was drinking with Suarez and Terry,
'Love thy Neighbour' was on the telly.

by President Trump Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:11

I was drinking with Suarez and Terry,
'Love thy Neighbour' was on the telly
In walked a African man

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:23

was drinking with Suarez and Terry,
'Love thy Neighbour' was on the telly
In walked a African man
Then the party began

by President Trump Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:31

I was drinking with Suarez and Terry,
'Love thy Neighbour' was on the telly
In walked a African man
Then the party began
When Ron Akinson walk in with the Sherry

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:34

by President Trump Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:58

The Christmas party was in full swing

by Doon the Water Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:13

The Christmas party was in full swing
When Hamish tried doing his fling.

by President Trump Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:57

The Christmas party was in full swing
When Hamish tried doing his fling
He got up on the floor

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:59

The Christmas party was in full swing
When Hamish tried doing his fling
He got up on the floor
And flashed his back door

by President Trump Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:01

The Christmas party was in full swing
When Hamish tried doing his fling
He got up on the floor
And flashed his back door
For his boyfriend to stick his man love in

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:04

'Man love!' Laugh

by President Trump Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:46

I was on holiday in Paris

by JPX Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:11

I was on holiday in Paris
The girl I met was called Alice

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 17 Nov 2011, 13:15

I was on holiday in Paris
The girl I met was called Alice.
She sat on my lap

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