The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by President Trump Thu 17 Nov 2011, 1:25 pm

I was on holiday in Paris
The girl I met was called Alice.
She sat on my lap
And I gave her bum a tap

by JPX Thu 17 Nov 2011, 4:11 pm

I was on holiday in Paris
The girl I met was called Alice.
She sat on my lap
And I gave her bum a tap
She then let me explore every crevice!

by Doon the Water Thu 17 Nov 2011, 10:29 pm

Just how many times have I said,

by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:19 am

Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:22 am

Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel

by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:12 am

Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel
I picked at my navel

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 18 Nov 2011, 11:18 am

Just how many times have I said
you just cant ride the dead
As the judge tapped his gavel
I picked at my navel
And decided to ride him instead.

by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 12:13 pm

excellent

I had a nice picnic by the lake

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Nov 2011, 1:06 pm

I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,

by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 1:11 pm

I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic

by **Pal Joey** Fri 18 Nov 2011, 1:16 pm

I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic,
So I steadied the Gattling,

by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 2:21 pm

I had a nice picnic by the lake,
But I noticed the ducks were fake,
The swans they were plastic,
So I steadied the Gattling,
And kept firing until I began to shake

by **Kenny** Fri 18 Nov 2011, 2:32 pm

Can you please let me know if your coming ,

by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 3:04 pm

Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming

by **Kenny** Fri 18 Nov 2011, 3:24 pm

Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile

by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 3:34 pm

Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile
As his knee slid on a tile

by **Kenny** Fri 18 Nov 2011, 3:36 pm

Can you please let me know if your coming
Said the man to his wife he was bumming
She looked round with a smile
As his knee slid on a tile
And the vibrator fell on the floor still humming

by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 3:38 pm

BAZINGA!!!

by **Kenny** Fri 18 Nov 2011, 3:45 pm

The crowd they were starting to cheer

by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 3:48 pm

The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer

by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 3:50 pm

The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle

by **Kenny** Fri 18 Nov 2011, 3:59 pm

The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle
Camilla gave out a giggle

by President Trump Fri 18 Nov 2011, 4:05 pm

The crowd they were starting to cheer
When Prince Charles had finished his beer
His ears started to wiggle
Camilla gave out a giggle
As the Queen looked on with a sneer

by **Kenny** Fri 18 Nov 2011, 4:07 pm

clean and good Laugh

by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 6:15 pm

I swore the sign said Tighnabruich

by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 6:54 pm

Yeah............thought that would stump ya.(' Headscratch

')

by **Kenny** Fri 18 Nov 2011, 7:05 pm

I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new

by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 7:40 pm

by Doon the Water Fri 18 Nov 2011, 10:32 pm

I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.

by **Kenny** Sat 19 Nov 2011, 11:45 am

I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.
Sending splinters into my butt

by Doon the Water Sat 19 Nov 2011, 1:30 pm

I swore the sign said Tighnabruaich
As we turned down a road that looked new
The carriage hit a rut.
Sending splinters into my butt
Taken out by the kind ferry crew.

by **Kenny** Sat 19 Nov 2011, 2:18 pm

by **Kenny** Sat 19 Nov 2011, 2:29 pm

The holiday was coming to an end

by **Pal Joey** Sat 19 Nov 2011, 6:24 pm

The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 19 Nov 2011, 6:37 pm

The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on

by **Kenny** Sat 19 Nov 2011, 6:59 pm

The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on
Striking Simon le Bon

by Doon the Water Sat 19 Nov 2011, 8:25 pm

The holiday was coming to an end,
With the kids driving me around the bend,
The car went straight on
Striking Simon le Bon
Quite firmly just short of Southend

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 19 Nov 2011, 9:04 pm

King Kenny was in seventh heaven

by **Kenny** Sat 19 Nov 2011, 9:27 pm

King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 19 Nov 2011, 9:41 pm

King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize

by **Kenny** Sat 19 Nov 2011, 9:42 pm

King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize
But then to everyone's surprise

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 19 Nov 2011, 9:48 pm

King Kenny was in seventh heaven
As his last dart struck double eleven.
He stepped up to claim the prize
But then to everyone's surprise
It was a one way ticket to meet Andre Previn.

by **Kenny** Sat 19 Nov 2011, 9:52 pm

i will look forward to that , and i will try and play all the right notes in the right order

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 19 Nov 2011, 9:55 pm

It was either that or a one way ticket to South East Devon..... Very Happy

by **Kenny** Sat 19 Nov 2011, 10:01 pm

Corporalhumblebucket wrote:It was either that or a one way ticket to South East Devon.....

Either was ok , i was worried i was going to die and go to heaven

by **Pal Joey** Sun 20 Nov 2011, 6:33 am

I was doon the water with my dogs,

by Doon the Water Sun 20 Nov 2011, 8:01 am

I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,

by **Pal Joey** Sun 20 Nov 2011, 8:54 am

I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!"

by Doon the Water Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:02 am

I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!
So she swallowed a rat

by **Pal Joey** Sun 20 Nov 2011, 9:10 am

I was doon the water with my dogs,
When one started eating some frogs,
I screamed: "Hey yooou... stop that!
So she swallowed a rat
Which was totally covered in bog.

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