The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 4 Oct - 22:20

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by **Kenny** Mon 21 Nov - 0:14

I was dancing down the club one night ,

by Doon the Water Mon 21 Nov - 3:29

I was dancing down the club one night ,
When the pole was set at the wrong height,

by **Kenny** Mon 21 Nov - 3:41

I was dancing down the club one night ,
When the pole was set at the wrong height,
As i made my way to the top

by Doon the Water Mon 21 Nov - 4:01

The bottom started to flop

by Doon the Water Mon 21 Nov - 4:02

I was dancing down the club one night ,
When the pole was set at the wrong height,
As i made my way to the top
The bottom started to flop

by **Kenny** Mon 21 Nov - 4:21

I was dancing down the club one night ,
When the pole was set at the wrong height,
As i made my way to the top
The bottom started to flop
And my foot got caught in a light

by Doon the Water Mon 21 Nov - 4:35

She had missed the last train from Nantucket,

by **Kenny** Mon 21 Nov - 4:38

She had missed the last train from Nantucket,
So she sat on the platform and sain F..K it !

by Doon the Water Mon 21 Nov - 19:01

She had missed the last train from Nantucket,
So she sat on the platform and sain F..K it !
Now she will have to bed down

by President Trump Mon 21 Nov - 21:27

She had missed the last train from Nantucket,
So she sat on the platform and sain F..K it !
Now she will have to bed down
In a backwater town

by Doon the Water Mon 21 Nov - 21:29

She had missed the last train from Nantucket,
So she sat on the platform and sain F..K it !
Now she will have to bed down
In a backwater town
Where you have to pee in a bucket

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 21 Nov - 22:29

The brothel sign said 'Special Offer,'

by President Trump Mon 21 Nov - 23:12

The brothel sign said 'Special Offer,'
I think its time to empty the coffer

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 21 Nov - 23:22

The brothel sign said 'Special Offer,'
I think its time to empty the coffer.
So I whipped off my kecks

by President Trump Mon 21 Nov - 23:31

The brothel sign said 'Special Offer,'
I think its time to empty the coffer.
So I whipped off my kecks
And tied the collar round my neck

by **Kenny** Mon 21 Nov - 23:36

The brothel sign said 'Special Offer,'
I think its time to empty the coffer.
So I whipped off my kecks
They were Armani like Becks

by President Trump Tue 22 Nov - 0:11

Mine not good enough no Wink

The brothel sign said 'Special Offer,'
I think its time to empty the coffer.
So I whipped off my kecks
They were Armani like Becks
And I came before she took a top off her

by **Kenny** Tue 22 Nov - 0:15

Sorry i went away trying to think of a line didnt see the post Smile

Good ending though .

by **Kenny** Tue 22 Nov - 0:16

The toilet was blocked so i called for a plumber

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 22 Nov - 0:21

I can't believe you missed to chance to rhyme 'kecks' with 'sex!'

by President Trump Tue 22 Nov - 2:23

The toilet was blocked so i called for a plumber
I didnt know they'd send out Dumb and Dumber

by **Kenny** Tue 22 Nov - 3:04

The toilet was blocked so i called for a plumber
I didnt know they'd send out Dumb and Dumber
With his arm stuck right down the loo

by President Trump Tue 22 Nov - 3:08

The toilet was blocked so i called for a plumber
I didnt know they'd send out Dumb and Dumber
With his arm stuck right down the loo
he was up to his elbow in poo

by Doon the Water Tue 22 Nov - 5:44

The toilet was blocked so i called for a plumber
I didnt know they'd send out Dumb and Dumber
With his arm stuck right down the loo
he was up to his elbow in poo
With nae chance of getting a lumber

by **Kenny** Tue 22 Nov - 11:15

There once was a man with a limp

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Nov - 18:39

There once was a man with a limp,
Who became a notorious pimp,

by Doon the Water Tue 22 Nov - 20:29

There once was a man with a limp,
Who became a notorious pimp,
His clients they were bankers

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Nov - 20:31

There once was a man with a limp,
Who became a notorious pimp,
His clients they were bankers
And other assorted w@nkers,

by President Trump Tue 22 Nov - 21:19

There once was a man with a limp,
Who became a notorious pimp,
His clients they were bankers
And other assorted w@nkers,
and 1 was even a Gimp

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Nov - 22:24

Don Giuseppe was greatly insulted,

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 22 Nov - 22:26

Don Giuseppe was greatly insulted,
When his prize heifer got catapulted.

by Doon the Water Tue 22 Nov - 22:30

Don Giuseppe was greatly insulted,
When his prize heifer got catapulted
But she had foot and mouth

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 22 Nov - 22:30

Don Giuseppe was greatly insulted,
When his prize heifer got catapulted
But she had foot and mouth
And was warty down south

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Nov - 22:40

Don Giuseppe was greatly insulted,
When his prize heifer got catapulted
But she had foot and mouth
And was warty down south
But still Alfonso got slowly garrotted

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 22 Nov - 22:44

Those crazy Italians!

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Nov - 22:47

5000 posts Lucky...! thumbsup

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 22 Nov - 22:50

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank God, my parents...

The farmer had loaded his gun,

by **Pal Joey** Tue 22 Nov - 23:08

The farmer had loaded his gun,
As the rustlers broke into a run,

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 22 Nov - 23:15

The farmer had loaded his gun,
As the rustlers broke into a run,
So he stopped and took aim

by President Trump Tue 22 Nov - 23:50

The farmer had loaded his gun,
As the rustlers broke into a run,
So he stopped and took aim
And the shot was to maim

by **Kenny** Wed 23 Nov - 1:16

The farmer had loaded his gun,
As the rustlers broke into a run,
So he stopped and took aim
And the shot was to maim
But ricocheted killing a Nun

by President Trump Wed 23 Nov - 1:30

My Skyrim game got broke

by **Kenny** Wed 23 Nov - 1:50

My Skyrim game got broke ,
At that price it wasn't a joke

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 23 Nov - 2:17

My Skyrim game got broke ,
At that price it wasn't a joke,
So I went on the rampage

by President Trump Wed 23 Nov - 2:51

My Skyrim game got broke ,
At that price it wasn't a joke,
So I went on the rampage
Like a Lvl 30 Mage

by **Kenny** Wed 23 Nov - 3:08

My Skyrim game got broke ,
At that price it wasn't a joke,
So I went on the rampage
Like a Lvl 30 Mage
With my hands round his i did choke

by Guest Wed 23 Nov - 6:29

I married a camel one day,

by **Kenny** Wed 23 Nov - 7:57

I married a camel one day,
I didn't care what people would say,

by Doon the Water Wed 23 Nov - 8:24

I married a camel one day,
I didn't care what people would say
It once took the hump,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 24 Nov - 9:55

I married a camel one day,
I didn't care what people would say
It once took the hump,
For an old sugar lump,

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