The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by Doon the Water Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:10 pm

I married a camel one day,
I didn't care what people would say
It once took the hump,
For an old sugar lump,
And ran off with an old donkey

by Doon the Water Wed 23 Nov 2011, 11:18 pm

The Ceilidh was starting to swing
When my knicker elastic went 'ping',

by President Trump Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:25 am

The Ceilidh was starting to swing
When my knicker elastic went 'ping',
It flew up and hit my eye

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 24 Nov 2011, 10:35 am

The Ceilidh was starting to swing
When my knicker elastic went 'ping',
It flew up and hit my eye,
I knocked over the pipers nearby,

by Doon the Water Thu 24 Nov 2011, 11:02 am

The Ceilidh was starting to swing
When my knicker elastic went 'ping',
It flew up and hit my eye,
I knocked over the pipers nearby,
As the Gay Gordons went with a fling.

by **Kenny** Thu 24 Nov 2011, 12:35 pm

by President Trump Thu 24 Nov 2011, 4:22 pm

A man was caught on Google Maps

by Guest Thu 24 Nov 2011, 6:56 pm

A man was caught on Google Maps,
Putting his head through old ladies cat flaps,

by President Trump Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:45 am

A man was caught on Google Maps,
Putting his head through old ladies cat flaps,
They yelled and they screamed

by **Kenny** Fri 25 Nov 2011, 1:41 pm

A man was caught on Google Maps,
Putting his head through old ladies cat flaps,
They yelled and they screamed
While he just Wet dreamed ,

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 25 Nov 2011, 2:04 pm

A man was caught on Google Maps,
Putting his head through old ladies cat flaps,
They yelled and they screamed
While he just Wet dreamed ,
As he ogled their pendulous baps.

by President Trump Fri 25 Nov 2011, 2:10 pm

As I hung my clothes on the line

by **Kenny** Fri 25 Nov 2011, 2:10 pm

by Guest Fri 25 Nov 2011, 7:53 pm

my tummies hurtin'....

by **Kenny** Fri 25 Nov 2011, 10:59 pm

As I hung my clothes on the line
I was hoping for the sun to shine

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:05 pm

As I hung my clothes on the line
I was hoping for the sun to shine
But then a total eclipse

by **Kenny** Fri 25 Nov 2011, 11:11 pm

As I hung my clothes on the line
I was hoping for the sun to shine
But then a total eclipse
Brought a scream to my lips

by **Pal Joey** Sat 26 Nov 2011, 1:30 am

As I hung my clothes on the line
I was hoping for the sun to shine
But then a total eclipse
Brought a scream to my lips
As the drier was filled with slime

by **Kenny** Sat 26 Nov 2011, 11:14 am

The bats came out at night

by **Pal Joey** Sat 26 Nov 2011, 11:52 am

The bats came out at night
Under a soft moonlight

by littleswannygirl Sat 26 Nov 2011, 12:58 pm

The bats came out at night
Under a soft moonlight
In circles they swooped

by **Kenny** Sat 26 Nov 2011, 2:25 pm

The bats came out at night
Under a soft moonlight
In circles they swooped
Bugs and moths they scooped

by littleswannygirl Sat 26 Nov 2011, 10:20 pm

The bats came out at night
Under a soft moonlight
In circles they swooped
Bugs and moths they scooped
A truly mesmorising sight

by **Pal Joey** Sat 26 Nov 2011, 11:55 pm

That was perfect - no dirt, smut or ambiguity. Pure & pristine.

by Doon the Water Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:58 am

Whilst snowboarding down Ben Nevis

by **Kenny** Sun 27 Nov 2011, 1:58 pm

Whilst snowboarding down Ben Nevis
I got a stone stuck in my crevice

by Doon the Water Sun 27 Nov 2011, 5:03 pm

Whilst snowboarding down Ben Nevis
I got a stone stuck in my crevice
The snow was quite sparse

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 27 Nov 2011, 5:50 pm

Whilst snowboarding down Ben Nevis
I got a stone stuck in my crevice
The snow was quite sparse
The sport pretty much a farce....

by **Kenny** Mon 28 Nov 2011, 10:29 am

Whilst snowboarding down Ben Nevis
I got a stone stuck in my crevice
The snow was quite sparse
The sport pretty much a farce...
And i ended up snogging Peter Perves

by President Trump Tue 29 Nov 2011, 10:13 am

As the rain came tumbling down

by **Kenny** Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:38 am

As the rain came tumbling down
I looked up and started to frown

by President Trump Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:08 pm

As the rain came tumbling down
I looked up and started to frown
I had a leek in my car

by **Kenny** Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:08 pm

As the rain came tumbling down
I looked up and started to frown
I had a leek in my car
I'd drank to much at the bar

by President Trump Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:18 pm

As the rain came tumbling down
I looked up and started to frown
I had a leek in my car
I'd drank to much at the bar
And i locked my dog inside and he drown

by **Kenny** Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:52 pm

Finding a coin on the floor

by President Trump Tue 29 Nov 2011, 1:20 pm

Finding a coin on the floor
Is luckier than getting hit with a door

by **Kenny** Tue 29 Nov 2011, 1:21 pm

Finding a coin on the floor
Is luckier than getting hit with a door
It might be a pound or a penny

by littleswannygirl Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:12 pm

Finding a coin on the floor
Is luckier than getting hit with a door
It might be a pound or a penny
You may find one, or many

by **Kenny** Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:15 pm

Finding a coin on the floor
Is luckier than getting hit with a door
It might be a pound or a penny
You may find one, or many
Maybe enough for a whore

by **Pal Joey** Tue 29 Nov 2011, 11:35 pm

The silly season was in full swing,

by **Kenny** Wed 30 Nov 2011, 5:03 pm

The silly season was in full swing,
So while queing to buy more bling

by **Pal Joey** Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:48 pm

The silly season was in full swing,
So while queing to buy more bling
A massive fight broke out,

by **Kenny** Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:59 pm

The silly season was in full swing,
So while queing to buy more bling
A massive fight broke out,
Casting the shopping session in doubt

by Corporalhumblebucket Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:19 pm

The silly season was in full swing,
So while queing to buy more bling
A massive fight broke out,
Casting the shopping session in doubt
And we all sang "God save the King"

by **Kenny** Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:20 pm

The cash was starting to flow

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Dec 2011, 12:45 am

The cash was starting to flow,
Helping my bank balance grow,

by Doon the Water Thu 01 Dec 2011, 8:30 am

The cash was starting to flow,
Helping my bank balance grow,
But was it quite legal,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Dec 2011, 10:06 am

The cash was starting to flow,
Helping my bank balance grow,
But was it quite legal,
To sell a rare eagle,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Dec 2011, 10:16 am

The cash was starting to flow,
Helping my bank balance grow,
But was it quite legal,
To sell a rare eagle,
As opposed to a mangy old crow.

by President Trump Thu 01 Dec 2011, 3:34 pm

Jordan's tats went BANG!!!

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