The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by Doon the Water Thu 01 Dec 2011, 7:31 pm

Jordan's tats went BANG!!
When the vampire sank his fang,

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 01 Dec 2011, 7:49 pm

Jordan's tats went BANG!!
When the vampire sank his fang,
Her nipples flew off

by Doon the Water Thu 01 Dec 2011, 9:14 pm

Jordan's tats went BANG!!
When the vampire sank his fang,
Her nipples flew off
When she gave a big cough,

by **Pal Joey** Thu 01 Dec 2011, 9:56 pm

Jordan's tats went BANG!!
When the vampire sank his fang,
Her nipples flew off
When she gave a big cough,
And her implants began to hang.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Dec 2011, 8:55 am

That's like reading Keats! Laugh

by JPX Fri 02 Dec 2011, 8:57 am

They say you make your own luck

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Dec 2011, 9:05 am

They say you make your own luck,
So when I was short of a buck,

by President Trump Fri 02 Dec 2011, 10:37 am

They say you make your own luck,
So when I was short of a buck,
I walked into a bank

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Dec 2011, 10:41 am

They say you make your own luck,
So when I was short of a buck,
I walked into a bank
And proceeded to w@nk,

by President Trump Fri 02 Dec 2011, 10:54 am

They say you make your own luck,
So when I was short of a buck,
I walked into a bank
And proceeded to w@nk,
and blinded the receptionist with my muc

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Dec 2011, 12:07 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Dec 2011, 12:08 pm

I caught the bus into town ,

by President Trump Fri 02 Dec 2011, 12:22 pm

I caught the bus into town
To my shock the Driver was a clown

by JPX Fri 02 Dec 2011, 12:24 pm

I caught the bus into town
To my shock the Driver was a clown
He gave me a balloon

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Dec 2011, 12:26 pm

I caught the bus into town
To my shock the Driver was a clown
He gave me a balloon
In the shape of a loon

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Dec 2011, 12:34 pm

I caught the bus into town
To my shock the Driver was a clown
He gave me a balloon
In the shape of a loon
And the shock made my trousers turn brown.

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Dec 2011, 12:45 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Dec 2011, 12:46 pm

The maid was bent over the table

by JPX Fri 02 Dec 2011, 12:58 pm

The maid was bent over the table
She looked back and asked, was I able

by Solerina Fri 02 Dec 2011, 1:06 pm

The maid was bent over the table
She looked back and asked, was I able
To take her to places

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Dec 2011, 1:06 pm

The maid was bent over the table
She looked back and asked, was I able
To take her to places
And make her pull faces

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Dec 2011, 1:15 pm

The maid was bent over the table
She looked back and asked, was I able
To take her to places
And make her pull faces
I can with pills that say Viagra on the label

by President Trump Fri 02 Dec 2011, 1:15 pm

The maid was bent over the table
She looked back and asked, was I able
To take her to places
And make her pull faces
So that she looked Disabled

by President Trump Fri 02 Dec 2011, 1:17 pm

Damn it got there before me Hug

I was standing at the urinal

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Dec 2011, 1:45 pm

I was standing at the urinal
When in walked this tranny called Lionel.

by JPX Fri 02 Dec 2011, 1:56 pm

I was standing at the urinal
When in walked this tranny called Lionel.
He wore cuban heels and spandex.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 02 Dec 2011, 1:57 pm

I was standing at the urinal
When in walked this tranny called Lionel.
He wore cuban heels and spandex
And said he was there for mansex

by JPX Fri 02 Dec 2011, 2:05 pm

I was standing at the urinal
When in walked this tranny called Lionel.
He wore cuban heels and spandex
And said he was there for mansex
I said sorry but I'm no George Michael

by President Trump Fri 02 Dec 2011, 2:24 pm

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Dec 2011, 3:22 pm

I was fumbling around in my pocket

by President Trump Fri 02 Dec 2011, 3:32 pm

I was fumbling around in my pocket
And I grabbed something hard like a rocket

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Dec 2011, 3:40 pm

I was fumbling around in my pocket
And I grabbed something hard like a rocket
It was hard, it was long

by President Trump Fri 02 Dec 2011, 3:41 pm

I was fumbling around in my pocket
And I grabbed something hard like a rocket
It was hard, it was long
and it wasn't my shlong

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Dec 2011, 5:03 pm

I was fumbling around in my pocket
And I grabbed something hard like a rocket
It was hard, it was long
and it wasn't my shlong
It was a wrench and 3 quater sprocket

by Doon the Water Fri 02 Dec 2011, 7:00 pm

Capello was looking quite worried,

by **Kenny** Fri 02 Dec 2011, 9:02 pm

Capello was looking quite worried,
He was late for the draw so he hurried

by **Pal Joey** Fri 02 Dec 2011, 9:47 pm

Capello was looking quite worried,
He was late for the draw so he hurried
But he needn't have bothered

by **Kenny** Sat 03 Dec 2011, 4:36 pm

Capello was looking quite worried,
He was late for the draw so he hurried
But he needn't have bothered
The draw had been covered

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 03 Dec 2011, 5:26 pm

Capello was looking quite worried,
He was late for the draw so he hurried
But he needn't have bothered
The draw had been covered
Only task left? The Swedes to be curried.

by **Pal Joey** Sun 04 Dec 2011, 12:56 am

The mouse took a quick look around,

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Dec 2011, 12:35 pm

The mouse took a quick look around,
Then grabbed the cheese that he'd found,

by Corporalhumblebucket Sun 04 Dec 2011, 1:11 pm

The mouse took a quick look around,
Then grabbed the cheese that he'd found,
The Queen gave out a shriek.

by Solerina Sun 04 Dec 2011, 3:48 pm

The mouse took a quick look around,
Then grabbed the cheese that he'd found,
The Queen gave out a shriek,
Which made the mouse squeak

by Doon the Water Sun 04 Dec 2011, 3:55 pm

The mouse took a quick look around,
Then grabbed the cheese that he'd found,
The Queen gave out a shriek,
Which made the mouse squeak
And he jumped in her drawers with one bound

by Doon the Water Sun 04 Dec 2011, 3:56 pm

Weston super Mare is quite grand,

by Solerina Sun 04 Dec 2011, 4:01 pm

Weston super Mare is quite grand,
With donkey rides on the sand,

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Dec 2011, 4:36 pm

Weston super Mare is quite grand,
With donkey rides on the sand,
Theres ice cream for sale at the beach

by Solerina Sun 04 Dec 2011, 4:40 pm

Weston super Mare is quite grand,
With donkey rides on the sand,
Theres ice cream for sale at the beach .
And the sea is often out of reach,

by **Kenny** Sun 04 Dec 2011, 4:47 pm

Weston super Mare is quite grand,
With donkey rides on the sand,
Theres ice cream for sale at the beach .
And the sea is often out of reach,
But if your deckchair breaks you'll have to stand

by Solerina Sun 04 Dec 2011, 5:05 pm

A girl with a face full of zits,

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