The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by **Kenny** Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:08 pm

I was getting ready for lunch

by Doon the Water Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:36 pm

I was getting ready for lunch
And wondered what I could munch

by **Pal Joey** Sat 10 Dec 2011, 1:42 pm

I was getting ready for lunch
And wondered what I could munch
When a pigeon flew into my kitchen

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 10 Dec 2011, 2:58 pm

I was getting ready for lunch
And wondered what I could munch
When a pigeon flew into my kitchen
Enough for all to have a smidgeon!

by Doon the Water Sat 10 Dec 2011, 4:13 pm

I was getting ready for lunch
And wondered what I could munch
When a pigeon flew into my kitchen
Enough for all to have a smidgeon
With some feathers left over for brunch

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 10 Dec 2011, 4:42 pm

by **Kenny** Sun 11 Dec 2011, 12:40 pm

While flicking threw channels on the telly

by **Pal Joey** Sun 11 Dec 2011, 10:12 pm

While flicking threw channels on the telly
The cat was asleep on my belly,

by **Kenny** Sun 11 Dec 2011, 11:04 pm

While flicking threw channels on the telly
The cat was asleep on my belly,
I jumped when i found something i liked

by **Pal Joey** Mon 12 Dec 2011, 8:14 am

While flicking threw channels on the telly
The cat was asleep on my belly,
I jumped when i found something i liked
Sending puss up amongst the ceiling lights

by Doon the Water Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:17 am

While flicking threw channels on the telly
The cat was asleep on my belly,
I jumped when i found something i liked
Sending puss up amongst the ceiling lights
And caused a massive black out in South Delhi

by Doon the Water Mon 12 Dec 2011, 10:18 am

The clock struck a quarter to three.

by **Kenny** Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:09 pm

The clock struck a quarter to three.
Then the wife looked over to me

by President Trump Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:14 pm

The clock struck a quarter to three.
Then the wife looked over to me
She gave me a wink

by **Kenny** Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:17 pm

The clock struck a quarter to three.
Then the wife looked over to me
She gave me a wink
As she climbed on the sink

by President Trump Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:25 pm

The clock struck a quarter to three.
Then the wife looked over to me
She gave me a wink
As she climbed on the sink
but her gash smelled worse than Bree

by **Kenny** Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:25 pm

by President Trump Mon 12 Dec 2011, 3:29 pm

Suddenly there was a thud on the roof

by **Kenny** Mon 12 Dec 2011, 3:29 pm

Suddenly there was a thud on the roof
It sounded like a raindeer hoof

by President Trump Mon 12 Dec 2011, 3:38 pm

Suddenly there was a thud on the roof
It sounded like a raindeer hoof
The kids hid under their covers

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Dec 2011, 11:27 am

Suddenly there was a thud on the roof
It sounded like a raindeer hoof
The kids hid under their covers
While Mummy and Santa became lovers

by President Trump Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:38 pm

Suddenly there was a thud on the roof
It sounded like a raindeer hoof
The kids hid under their covers
While Mummy and Santa became lovers
And Daddy took pictures for proof

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:39 pm

by President Trump Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:45 pm

Santa said sit on my knee

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Dec 2011, 12:55 pm

Santa said sit on my knee
But i really needed to pee

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 13 Dec 2011, 1:12 pm

Santa said sit on my knee
But i really needed to pee
So I pulled his white beard

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Dec 2011, 1:26 pm

Santa said sit on my knee
But i really needed to pee
So I pulled his white beard
And a parting appeared

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 13 Dec 2011, 1:27 pm

Santa said sit on my knee
But i really needed to pee
So I pulled his white beard
And a parting appeared
And that's where I aimed my warm wee.

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Dec 2011, 1:31 pm

Friends were coming over for dinner

by President Trump Tue 13 Dec 2011, 2:59 pm

Friends were coming over for dinner
The was a Priest, a cop and Michael Winner

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Dec 2011, 3:16 pm

Friends were coming over for dinner
The was a Priest, a cop and Michael Winner
after a few drinks an argument did start

by President Trump Tue 13 Dec 2011, 3:42 pm

Friends were coming over for dinner
The was a Priest, a cop and Michael Winner
after a few drinks an argument did start
Over who let out a fart

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Dec 2011, 8:17 pm

Friends were coming over for dinner
The was a Priest, a cop and Michael Winner
after a few drinks an argument did start
Over who let out a fart
Finally the Priest put his hand up as the sinner

by Doon the Water Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:14 pm

Now that is just being silly,

by Corporalhumblebucket Tue 13 Dec 2011, 9:39 pm

Going through a purple patch here! clap

Now that is just being silly,
The PM dressed up as a hilly billy

by **Kenny** Tue 13 Dec 2011, 10:48 pm

Now that is just being silly,
The PM dressed up as a hilly billy
But he took it to far

by **Pal Joey** Wed 14 Dec 2011, 6:42 am

Now that is just being silly,
The PM dressed up as a hilly billy
But he took it to far
Driving a beat up old car

by **Kenny** Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:39 am

Now that is just being silly,
The PM dressed up as a hilly billy
But he took it to far
Driving a beat up old car
And singing about Steamboat Willy

by **Pal Joey** Wed 14 Dec 2011, 10:38 am

The gash wasn't as bad as it looked,

by **Kenny** Wed 14 Dec 2011, 1:00 pm

The gash wasn't as bad as it looked,
Just hairy .. smelly and mucked

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 14 Dec 2011, 2:15 pm

The gash wasn't as bad as it looked,
Just hairy .. smelly and mucked,
So I rinsed it in water

by **Kenny** Wed 14 Dec 2011, 5:35 pm

The gash wasn't as bad as it looked,
Just hairy .. smelly and mucked,
So I rinsed it in water
Then like a lamb to the slaughter

by **Pal Joey** Thu 15 Dec 2011, 7:45 am

The gash wasn't as bad as it looked,
Just hairy .. smelly and mucked,
So I rinsed it in water
Then like a lamb to the slaughter
A night of jelly wrestling I booked.

by President Trump Thu 15 Dec 2011, 1:31 pm

A monkey fell out of a tree

by **Pal Joey** Thu 15 Dec 2011, 1:36 pm

A monkey fell out of a tree
In the midst of a relieving wee

by Josiah Maiestas Thu 15 Dec 2011, 3:04 pm

A monkey fell out of a tree
In the midst of a relieving wee
It broke it's leg

by President Trump Thu 15 Dec 2011, 3:51 pm

A monkey fell out of a tree
In the midst of a relieving wee
It broke it's leg
and now wears a peg

by **Kenny** Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:19 pm

A monkey fell out of a tree
In the midst of a relieving wee
It broke it's leg
and now wears a peg
Now that is a sight to see

by Doon the Water Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:46 am

The guest speaker addressed the haggis,

by President Trump Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:36 am

The guest speaker addressed the haggis
and couldnt wait to have his

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