The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:20 pm

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by Doon the Water Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:20 pm

The guest speaker addressed the haggis
and couldnt wait to have his
The whisky was flowing

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 16 Dec 2011, 1:44 pm

The guest speaker addressed the haggis
and couldnt wait to have his
The whisky was flowing
His todger was growing,

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 4:07 pm

The guest speaker addressed the haggis
and couldnt wait to have his
The whisky was flowing
His todger was growing,
but his balls were all limp and quite saggish

by Doon the Water Fri 16 Dec 2011, 5:53 pm

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:30 pm

Whilst milking the cow in the shed,

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:39 pm

Whilst milking the cow in the shed,
I got excited and kicked in the head

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:45 pm

Whilst milking the cow in the shed,
I got excited and kicked in the head
And needless to say

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:50 pm

Whilst milking the cow in the shed,
I got excited and kicked in the head
And needless to say
i woke up in the hay

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:10 pm

Whilst milking the cow in the shed,
I got excited and kicked in the head
And needless to say
i woke up in the hay
Which now was a blood-soaked red.

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:11 pm

very good

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:11 pm

The phone it started to ring

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:36 pm

The phone it started to ring
But I was doing a personal thing

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:38 pm

The phone it started to ring
But I was doing a personal thing
the lube it was slippy

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:42 pm

The phone it started to ring
But I was doing a personal thing
the lube it was slippy
but the floor rather sticky

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:49 pm

The phone it started to ring
But I was doing a personal thing
the lube it was slippy
but the floor rather sticky
so i tripped and ended in a sling

by **Pal Joey** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:01 pm

Whilst throwing a log on the fire,

by **Kenny** Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:04 pm

Whilst throwing a log on the fire,
my sleeve got caught on a wire

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 17 Dec 2011, 2:12 am

Whilst throwing a log on the fire,
my sleeve got caught on a wire;
It singed and it stank

by **Pal Joey** Sat 17 Dec 2011, 5:23 am

Whilst throwing a log on the fire,
my sleeve got caught on a wire;
It singed and it stank
Like brown coals on a plank

by President Trump Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:09 am

Whilst throwing a log on the fire,
my sleeve got caught on a wire;
It singed and it stank
Like brown coals on a plank
I didnt mind cause it was a Tuxedo on hire

by Bull Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:12 am

Whilst throwing a log on the fire,
my sleeve got caught on a wire;
It singed and it stank
Like brown coals on a plank
I didnt mind cause it was a Tuxedo on hire
It didnt matter as my date turned out to be liar

by **Kenny** Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:50 am

I was burning the flame at both ends

by President Trump Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:22 pm

I was burning the flame at both ends
And my back made a niose as it bends

by **Kenny** Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:31 pm

I was burning the flame at both ends
And my back made a niose as it bends
I think i maybe getting old

by President Trump Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:33 pm

I was burning the flame at both ends
And my back made a niose as it bends
I think i maybe getting old
As I am always been told

by **Kenny** Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:38 pm

I was burning the flame at both ends
And my back made a niose as it bends
I think i maybe getting old
As I am always been told
But it wont stop me making new friends

by President Trump Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:42 pm

I was at my office xmas party

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:38 pm

I was at my office Xmas party
In a dress that was really quite tarty

by President Trump Mon 19 Dec 2011, 1:41 pm

I was at my office Xmas party
In a dress that was really quite tarty
I got some funny looks

by **Kenny** Mon 19 Dec 2011, 4:37 pm

I was at my office Xmas party
In a dress that was really quite tarty
I got some funny looks
as it split and undid the hooks

by President Trump Mon 19 Dec 2011, 4:40 pm

I was at my office Xmas party
In a dress that was really quite tarty
I got some funny looks
as it split and undid the hooks
And the dress fell but I looked quite Arty

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:43 am

Opening presents i felt really coy

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:57 am

Opening presents i felt really coy
I know Barbie dolls weren't made for a boy

by President Trump Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:06 am

Opening presents i felt really coy
I know Barbie dolls weren't made for a boy
but the box was so pink

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:09 am

Opening presents i felt really coy
I know Barbie dolls weren't made for a boy
but the box was so pink
and that's my favourite colour, I think

by President Trump Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:13 am

Opening presents i felt really coy
I know Barbie dolls weren't made for a boy
but the box was so pink
and that's my favourite colour, I think
but dressing dolls up gives me Joy

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 1:19 pm

Fumbling for the key in the dark,

by President Trump Tue 20 Dec 2011, 2:36 pm

Fumbling for the key in the dark
When all of a sudden I heard a bark

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 2:44 pm

Fumbling for the key in the dark
When all of a sudden I heard a bark
I soon felt the teeth in my skin

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 2:52 pm

Fumbling for the key in the dark
When all of a sudden I heard a bark
I soon felt the teeth in my skin
And saw a gnarly face with no grin

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 3:01 pm

Fumbling for the key in the dark
When all of a sudden I heard a bark
I soon felt the teeth in my skin
And saw a gnarly face with no grin
and when it let go , you should see the mark !

by President Trump Tue 20 Dec 2011, 3:18 pm

I slipped the popcorn box over my c0ck

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 3:19 pm

I slipped the popcorn box over my c0ck
So my girlfriend would get quite a shock

by **Pal Joey** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 3:30 pm

I slipped the popcorn box over my c0ck
So my girlfriend would get quite a shock
But I kept a straight face

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 3:34 pm

I slipped the popcorn box over my c0ck
So my girlfriend would get quite a shock
But I kept a straight face
as her hand slipped in place

by President Trump Tue 20 Dec 2011, 3:50 pm

I slipped the popcorn box over my c0ck
So my girlfriend would get quite a shock
But I kept a straight face
as her hand slipped in place
as it was as hard as a rock

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 3:53 pm

by President Trump Tue 20 Dec 2011, 3:57 pm

I always seem to lose one sock

by **Kenny** Tue 20 Dec 2011, 3:59 pm

I always seem to lose one sock
The other i wear on my c0ck

by President Trump Tue 20 Dec 2011, 4:00 pm

I always seem to lose one sock
The other i wear on my c0ck
It itches when I walk

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