The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Pal Joey** Tue 4 Oct - 12:20

First topic message reminder :

THE "Make your own Limerick up" THREAD
by Jubbahey on Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

I'll start you off.

There was an old sailor from Crewe,

by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Fri 23 Dec - 13:27

I was tucking in to my Dinner
When the lights went suddenly dimmer
So I got out the candles

by Marky Fri 23 Dec - 13:30

Electric Demon wrote:I was tucking in to my Dinner
When the lights went suddenly dimmer
So I got out the candles

And tripped on my sandles
And fell on an erect Michael Winner

by Danny Balboa 316 Fri 23 Dec - 13:52

Marky wrote:
Electric Demon wrote:I was tucking in to my Dinner
When the lights went suddenly dimmer
So I got out the candles

And tripped on my sandles
And fell on an erect Michael Winner

literally laughed out loud at this....

by Josiah Maiestas Fri 23 Dec - 16:42

And fell on an erect Michael Winner

by **Kenny** Sat 24 Dec - 14:42

Santa Claus was on the telly

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 24 Dec - 17:22

Santa Claus was on the telly
Giving his reindeer lots of welly.

by President Trump Wed 28 Dec - 13:27

Santa Claus was on the telly
Giving his reindeer lots of welly.
Prancer bucked back

by **Pal Joey** Wed 28 Dec - 13:36

Santa Claus was on the telly
Giving his reindeer lots of welly.
Prancer bucked back
And Donner broke shack

by President Trump Wed 28 Dec - 13:49

Santa Claus was on the telly
Giving his reindeer lots of welly.
Prancer bucked back
And Donner broke shack
And Rudolf jizzed all over Santa's belly

by Doon the Water Fri 30 Dec - 22:14

As the Hogmany clock struck ten,

by Corporalhumblebucket Fri 30 Dec - 22:32

As the Hogmany clock struck ten,
I poured my guest a large whisky - "say when."

by Doon the Water Sat 31 Dec - 17:37

As the Hogmany clock struck ten,
I poured my guest a large whisky - "say when."
He said, is it from Islay

by Corporalhumblebucket Sat 31 Dec - 22:31

As the Hogmany clock struck ten,
I poured my guest a large whisky - "say when."
He said, is it from Islay?
If so, a triple will make my day.

by Doon the Water Tue 3 Jan - 11:22

As the Hogmany clock struck ten,
I poured my guest a large whisky - "say when."
He said, is it from Islay?
If so, a triple will make my day.
Then I'm aff tae ma wee Butt an Ben

by President Trump Tue 3 Jan - 12:22

I was drunk on New Years Eve

by Beer Tue 3 Jan - 12:43

I was drunk on New Years Eve
And slept with a girl with a fanny like a wizards sleeve.

by President Trump Tue 3 Jan - 12:47

I was drunk on New Years Eve
And slept with a girl with a fanny like a wizards sleeve
I gave her my best

by Beer Tue 3 Jan - 12:49

I was drunk on New Years Eve
And slept with a girl with a fanny like a wizards sleeve
I gave her my best
And took hold of her breast

by **Pal Joey** Tue 3 Jan - 12:53

I was drunk on New Years Eve
And slept with a girl with a fanny like a wizards sleeve
I gave her my best
And took hold of her breast
Oh how I love my Annual Leave

by President Trump Tue 3 Jan - 14:10

It's great to be back Laugh

I saw a man in my field

by Dexter Morgan Tue 3 Jan - 17:31

I saw a man in my field
Whose man juice dripping down his leg had conjealed

by **Pal Joey** Tue 3 Jan - 20:36

I saw a man in my field
Whose man juice dripping down his leg had conjealed
But when my pitbull broke into a canter

by President Trump Thu 5 Jan - 16:31

I saw a man in my field
Whose man juice dripping down his leg had conjealed
But when my pitbull broke into a canter
After we exchanged some banter

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 6 Jan - 11:31

saw a man in my field
Whose man juice dripping down his leg had conjealed
But when my pitbull broke into a canter
After we exchanged some banter
The fate of the fecker was sealed.

by littleswannygirl Fri 6 Jan - 11:55

by President Trump Fri 6 Jan - 12:12

About time someone finished it

I once had a trip to Spain

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 6 Jan - 12:16

I once had a trip to Spain
Where I broke down in crippling pain.

by President Trump Fri 6 Jan - 12:31

I once had a trip to Spain
Where I broke down in crippling pain
My a$$ was on fire

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 6 Jan - 12:38

I once had a trip to Spain
Where I broke down in crippling pain
My a$$ was on fire,
My pants like a mire,

by **Pal Joey** Fri 6 Jan - 12:45

I once had a trip to Spain
Where I broke down in crippling pain
My a$$ was on fire,
My pants like a mire,
No paella for me ever again.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 6 Jan - 12:52

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 6 Jan - 13:14

The coppers were chasing a thief

by President Trump Fri 6 Jan - 13:19

The coppers were chasing a thief
He was a fop with a ruffled hankerchief

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 6 Jan - 13:23

The coppers were chasing a thief
He was a fop with a ruffled hankerchief;
He lisped, 'Catch me, catch me,'

by President Trump Fri 6 Jan - 14:27

The coppers were chasing a thief
He was a fop with a ruffled hankerchief;
He lisped, 'Catch me, catch me,'
befor the cop shot out his knee

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 6 Jan - 14:32

The coppers were chasing a thief
He was a fop with a ruffled hankerchief;
He lisped, 'Catch me, catch me,'
befor the cop shot out his knee
And his lady wife let out a queef.

by President Trump Fri 6 Jan - 14:33

excellent

I was could by a Pirate at sea

by **Pal Joey** Fri 6 Jan - 21:54

I was could by a Pirate at sea ....(could? Headscratch

)
Who had no left leg below his knee

by President Trump Mon 9 Jan - 9:22

I was caught by a Pirate at sea ( Sorry

)
Who had no left leg below his knee
He had a rusted old hook

by **Pal Joey** Mon 9 Jan - 12:26

I was caught by a Pirate at sea
Who had no left leg below his knee
He had a rusted old hook
A glass eye through which to look

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 9 Jan - 13:47

I was caught by a Pirate at sea
Who had no left leg below his knee
He had a rusted old hook
A glass eye through which to look
And a parrot through which he could pee.

by President Trump Mon 9 Jan - 14:35

by **Pal Joey** Mon 9 Jan - 21:41

The strongman was cooling off backstage,

by President Trump Tue 10 Jan - 10:20

The strongman was cooling off backstage
But lately he was feeling his age

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Jan - 10:42

The strongman was cooling off backstage
But lately he was feeling his age
His arms weren't as strong

by President Trump Tue 10 Jan - 10:54

The strongman was cooling off backstage
But lately he was feeling his age
His arms weren't as strong
and his bum chaffed in his thong

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Jan - 10:58

The strongman was cooling off backstage
But lately he was feeling his age
His arms weren't as strong
and his bum chaffed in his thong
That was all down to roid rage

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan - 11:13

(you ain't lost nuttin'!)

by **Kenny** Tue 10 Jan - 11:23

The whistle was ready to go

by **Pal Joey** Tue 10 Jan - 11:34

The whistle was ready to go,
But the ref sneezed instead of blow'd

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