Suzie has struck the Boks

Where are the conspiracy theorists?

Francois Hougaard and Fourie du Preez has been struck by Suspect Suzie and has been in bed all day

So investigations have been initiated to find the cause. It is reported that forensic experts will be called in to analyse any evidence that would identify the perps.
























Just joking, they just have a slight case of gastro.

Got you all going for a while, eh?

Biltong...told you not to issue Suzie with that visa...

We spotted her coming in and pointed her to the Oz restaurant to do her thing...

then switched the teams...

Oz are at a hangi next Friday...just in case...

and apparently Kurtley Beale got a chill at training yesterday.

So you think the Wallabies will still be in NZ next week, Taylor... or is the hangi back home in Oz?

I thought the local iwi would take a million times the quota of shellfish again and have a massive feast for the winner next week, forgetting to put said shellfish in the fridge

Just this once the Ministry of Fisheries will allow the excess catch.

Shellfish... hmmm...yes that would do it...must ring suzie...her dads a fisherman on the Hokianga harbour. Came out here in 81 and wasnt allowed back. Didnt do his job properly on Hewson...

0800 suzie.....hi suzie...hows popz?...got a job for him...