The Dew Drop Inn Virtual Rugby Pub

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Welcome to the Virtual Rugby Pub - a place where you can come in for a sly beverage and discuss whatever's on your mind, or just eavesdrop on the regulars if you fancy a break from all the rugby chat.

The only rule in this pub is one of mutual respect for everyone in it, oh and no defacing pictures of Rhys Priestland, Cian Healy, or the special one of Charlize Theron and Gibbo above the bar!


So pull up a chair....what'll it be?



Old Pub:https://www.606v2.com/t18722p1000-the-dew-drop-inn-virtual-rugby-pub#723943

MrsP wrote:Prop,

Ah ha!

So it's just fine for them all to upset me then, eh????

Stag,

You leave me out of this!!

Sorry MrsP when people mention Ulster I immediately think Rava'll lose his cool...forgot you were one too i'll look out for you as well, especially when that Gibbo-Leinster guy wakes up!!

prop_lyd wrote:Evening all, buzzcocks time!! Plus flogging molly in under 48 hours!!

Hope all are well in here....see a bit of ulster bashing going on......no one upset rava or else

On a scale of 1 to 10 how fit is Pixie Lott. Well fit I say.

You forgot how a diet of oats, turnips and potatoes means you could power your own gas power station

My god, I've just seen Ed Milliband doing a terrible impression of Tony Blair's hand gestures when talking on the News.

Why can't these strikers grow up?


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Willy: I'd say 11

She said earlier she was 20.

Nailed that Kiss song.

Glas a du wrote:You forgot how a diet of oats, turnips and potatoes means you could power your own gas power station

We just use it to power mauls.

I love her dress!!

prop_lyd wrote:I love her dress!!

Ah yes play the gay card. Personally I'd just use one of my awesome pick up lines.

I want to be the guy she just kissed!!

Regale us with said lines again Willy?

Come on then Willy, what's your ace card?

Notch wrote:Regale us with said lines again Willy?

You've just opened a whole can of worms now!!!!

prop_lyd wrote:

Notch wrote:Regale us with said lines again Willy?

You've just opened a whole can of worms now!!!!

No wonder you're single Prop!

Glas a du wrote:

prop_lyd wrote:

Notch wrote:Regale us with said lines again Willy?

You've just opened a whole can of worms now!!!!

No wonder you're single Prop!

Beat me to it.

Try this one on for size.


What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Beat me to it.

Nor you!

That's a bit rapey to be honest Willy. A wee bit rapey!

I can go worse: did you know there' 206 bones in the body? Go out with me and you'll have 207!!

It makes the name Willygilly all the funnier

Also factually incorrect if I'm honest

Willy, if that has worked I think Ulster women are incredibly drunk or insane.

That is true. Go on, give us another Willy son.

Let me at 'em!

Thomond wrote:Willy, if that has worked I think Ulster women are incredibly drunk or insane.

Yep, that description does characterise most Ulster women alright (MrsP has gone to bed right?- Good!)

Still wouldn't work mind!

You know what? Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.

That is half decent, however unless you live in Chelsea,I think they might sense something is amiss without a Porsche. When I was over in Chelsea last month there was Porsche dealership! That's not forgetting the fact that every 10th car was a ford/toyota. The others being a Merc/Bentley/Audi/Porsche or Ferrari. I saw some famous people though!

In Germany they aren't that uncommon

You know what? Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.

Red and glowing like the fires of Hell.

For the vertically challenged (of which I freely admit I am one).

I'm not really this tall you know, I'm just sitting on my wallet.

I learnt everything I know about approaching women from TV;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El4QNCvLVrc

The polar bear line about breaking the ice works as well in fact its become the norm in my haunts.

E.g Me: How much does a giant polar bear weigh?

Smoking hot lass: *turns round smiles* enough to break the ice...

That's usually followed by 4 minutes of polite chat before she mentions her other half.

You young goys are positively affecting the problematic World population growth figures.

It's a wonder of wonders any of ye ever get laid.

Well done. Keep it up Willser & Co.

Funniest chat up I ever heard.

Man approaches group of women.

"How do you sell a horse to a leprahaun?"

Women look at him strangely but await the punchline.

Man crouches down as if addressing a small person -


"Would you like to buy a horse?"

On that note. Nite all.

Rava wrote:Funniest chat up I ever heard.

Man approaches group of women.

"How do you sell a horse to a leprahaun?"

Women look at him strangely but await the punchline.

Man crouches down as if addressing a small person -


"Would you like to buy a horse?"

If your really clever and can do ventriloquy you could answer

Let's see the horse first, I'm not stupid!

Morning all,


So much warmer this morning than yesterday, actually its twelve times warmer, happy days!!

9 days left in work this year!!

Hey Hughie... I hope all's well.

Yeah,only 9 days of work left... well 8 here. Time seems to drag on and everyone seems to be in a rush. Plenty of nutters out on the road but I try to ignore the selfish baastards.

I've just washed the spring grime off the windows and got quite knackered and was sweating like a pig. Quite warm here but storms are on the way.

Just waiting for a large bird to fly into my squeaky clean glass now. Had a mystery a few years back when I came home and saw feathers and blood all over the balcony tiles. Strange... I've no pets and I'm 5 floors up. It's head appeared to be missing at first but when I picked the poor thing up it had obviously hit with such force... it's head went into it's body cavity.

About a week later during a moonlit night I nearly jumped off the sofa. For I had noticed this 'imprint' on my window which looked a bit like the Austrian Coat of Arms... spread-eagled pigeon suddenly came to mind.... there was so much detail on the glass. Oops!

Breaker Breaker two one, do you read me??

Quite a dull day in London today, and I'm shattered five days off from Friday though so it all good!

a Big 10-4 Hughie... we copy ya.

Hang in there mate, one day at a time... you'll be right.

Bore da pawb / good morning all. Windy here on the docks this morning, but milder than yesterday.

So they've announced the contenders for BBC Sports Personality of the Year. I'd like Dai Green to win it; I wouldn't bet on it happening, but it's not often that a Brit is the best in the world in a track event. And a Taffy Brit at that!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/sports_personality/15920702.stm

Bore da pawb, hope everyone's well today.

I'm rooting for Cav myself, Lucky, although it would be great to see Dai winning it.

And I am not looking forward to going outside, it does not look a nice day!

American Football for Ireland?


It would be interesting to see how it does given how the games in Wembley have done. I saw in the paper the other day they are bringing a College game over next year. They were practising putting up the posts!

I forgot you were into cycling, Dreamer. If I was a betting man I'd put money on Rory McIlroy winning it, or as my dad calls him, Rory McGrath.

ha! Yeah I think him, or Mo Farrah will win it Lucky.

Blerg, still can't decide whether to go into work or not. Am feeling okish now, but don't want to go in, risk feeling really ill later and then have to come home. That'll be two instances of sick leave instead of one.

Love or Hate this STORY?

If this is the first time this year you've been off work sick, another day wouldn't do any harm I'd have thought.

Hate the story, Penfro. What a waste of delicious Marmite!

I've never had Marmite.

Stay home Dreamer.

As far as I know the official advice is not to return to work until 48 hours after a "Tummy upset" has settled to reduce the risk of spreading the virus.

I know that noone does that but you aren't even 24 hours yet so...