Random Factor... Like A Tractor

by **Pal Joey** Sun 11 Dec 2011, 12:05 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

by Glas a du Fri 13 Jan 2012, 11:45 pm

She's not a honky tonk woman Mick, it's Keith.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:01 am

so take me to the station... I've got no expectations... music

Oh look Mick, the inter city express train has arrived. Lucky you!

by Glas a du Sat 14 Jan 2012, 7:33 am

please, take one of these... music

Mick! Or do I have to call the orderlies, again?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 7:35 am

parachute woman... land on me tonight... music

I'd rather land on a bed of nails thanks Mick!

by Glas a du Sat 14 Jan 2012, 7:57 am

She's not a honky tonk woman, she's your social worker.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:07 am

I got nasty habits... but not as bad as Keith... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:17 am

He's not a honky tonk woman Mick, he's come to fit your stairlift.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:29 am

Mick... there's no honky tonk woman; but there is some fierce looking Hell's Angel guy at the door.
Says you owe him some money from 1969?

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:31 am

What did Mick Jagger do to deserve all this? Laugh

by Glas a du Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:26 am

You started it!

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:48 am

You then jumped on the bandwagon!

by Glas a du Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:54 am

Erm, yes, ahem...

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:05 am

Then I kicked him when he was down. Not like me...

So... Paul McCartney anyone?

by SubsBench Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:37 am

Mull of Kintyre, mist rolling in . . . music

No Paul, thats your cataracts.

by Glas a du Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:12 pm

band on the run... music

AND DON'T Flip COME BACK YOU VEGETARIAN naughty naughty boy!

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 14 Jan 2012, 1:56 pm

The long and winding road... music

That leads to the crematorium, eh Paul?

by Glas a du Sat 14 Jan 2012, 7:41 pm

obla di obla da music

YES DEAR, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR TEA...I SAID TIME FOR TEA!

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 7:55 pm

no more lonely nights.... music

yeah, and none for your divorce lawyer either! $$$

by SubsBench Sat 14 Jan 2012, 7:59 pm

I've got a ticket to ride . . . music

Yes Paul its a free bus pass, everyone your age gets one.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:03 pm

I thought the Major... was a lady... suffragette"

Pull the other one Paul. You need to go to Specsavers!

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:18 pm

Maybe I'm amazed... music

You need to speak to your nurse, Paul, she'll sort you out.

by Glas a du Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:27 pm

you say goodbye and I say hello, hello hello, I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello music

Aah, you confused love? PEOPLE SAY GOODBYE WHEN THEY LEAVE AND HELLO WHEN THEY ARRIVE.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:28 pm

we're so sorry...Uncle Albert... music

Seriously... you are a thoughtless git, Paul.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:32 pm

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you... music

That's sexual harassment, Paul.

by Glas a du Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:33 pm

you say you want a revolution well you know we all want to change the world music

NO, DARLING, I SAID DO YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM TOWN LATER ON?

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:36 pm

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in... music

Incontinence is not fun, is it Paul?

by Glas a du Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:36 pm

I once had a girl or should I say she once had me music

I didn't know they had strap-ons in the 60's love, oh well it explains the incontinence.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:36 pm

baby you can drive my car.... music

Just like you let poor Heather, eh?

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:38 pm

And if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Miaow... music

Your cat's dead, Paul, get over it.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:39 pm

Let it be, let it be, let it be... oh let it be... music

We heard you the first time mate!

by Glas a du Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:40 pm

please please me oh yeah like I please you music

Oral sex? Well I don't suppose your up to it any other way nowadays.

by Glas a du Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:40 pm

I think I fancy the girl in the Twinings advert.

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 8:41 pm

Hey Jude... don't be afraid... music

Anything you say may or may not be held against you in a Court of Law!

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:06 pm

I'm looking through you... music

Show some respect Paul.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:06 pm

She was a working girl, north of England way... music

Anything you say may or may not be held against you in a Court of Law!

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:09 pm

Pa-per-back...pa-per back wri-ter... music

Yes, they're having a field day with your shenanigans, Paul.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:16 pm

Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes... music

Time for your lie down, eh Paul?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:37 pm

and you won't see me... music

lucky me

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat 14 Jan 2012, 9:41 pm

She's not a girl who misses much... music

Which is more than can be said for you, eh Paul?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:10 pm

What did Paul McCartney do to deserve all this? Laugh

by SubsBench Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:31 pm

He let Yoko break up the Beatles?

by SubsBench Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:32 pm

He became a vegetarian?

by SubsBench Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:33 pm

He wrote a stupid song about frogs?

by Glas a du Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:17 am

break on through to the other side music

You certainly did that Jim

by Glas a du Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:18 am

come on baby light my fire music

The staff at the Crem are incompetent, eh Jim?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:45 am

love me two times ba-a-by... music

You poppin' those pills again, Jimmy?

by Glas a du Sun 15 Jan 2012, 8:53 am

when you're strange people remember your name music

Put it this way Jim, I had no problems recalling yours.

by **Pal Joey** Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:05 am

Australia wins the Border-Capsicum Trophy! Yahoo

(had to put that one here... nobody would understand my strange sense of humour on the cricket boards)

by **Pal Joey** Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:07 am

you're lost... little girl... music

Sir, would you please step away from the vehicle....

by Glas a du Sun 15 Jan 2012, 9:10 am

dig a hole deep and wide music

It was 6' deep but not that wide Jim

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