Random Factor... Like A Tractor

by **Pal Joey** Sun 11 Dec 2011, 12:05 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

by Glas a du Sun 22 Jan 2012, 8:11 am

She's got pink velvet

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Jan 2012, 8:49 am

We kicked his lights; Fernando... up-turned cargo 'cross the floor music

by Glas a du Sun 22 Jan 2012, 8:54 am

There was something in the air that night it smelt of shoite...chicken tikka you and I...mowing knee, mowing yew...thank you for the musak, the song lift's singing...

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Jan 2012, 9:07 am

You are the half-sized pea... young and sweet only boiled for tea; my-my... at the Portaloo, Saddam refused to surrender; money, money, money - it's a hamster's world; Ling, Ling... why you no answer your cell-fon?

by **Pal Joey** Sun 22 Jan 2012, 9:11 am

...(and I sit all alone in Cell Block 3... won't you please come along; bring me the key?...) music

always thought you were a mad looking feiker, Benny

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun 22 Jan 2012, 7:15 pm

It always seems to me,

Machynlleth seems to be the hardest word... music

by Glas a du Sun 22 Jan 2012, 7:28 pm

once, twice, Aberdaugleddau... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun 22 Jan 2012, 7:37 pm

Kenfig Hill the love tonight... music

by Glas a du Sun 22 Jan 2012, 7:46 pm

do the walk, do the Abergwaun... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun 22 Jan 2012, 7:49 pm

Teifi kangaroo down, sport... music

by Glas a du Sun 22 Jan 2012, 7:54 pm

I'm just a Parcyrhun and I won't work for nobody but you... music

Haven't you got a report to write?

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun 22 Jan 2012, 8:11 pm

Well, there's the snooker to watch first. Let's get our priorities right here!

by Glas a du Sun 22 Jan 2012, 8:12 pm

Who's winning?

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun 22 Jan 2012, 8:13 pm

I believe his nickname is 'the Thunder from Down Under.'

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:43 am

A large fart?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 7:54 am

No, that was his opponent's nickname, the meek and self-effacing Shaun Murphy.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:34 am

End of Report.... darts all fowycs

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:53 am

Jack be nimble, Jack be schnell,
Jack make love to the tortoiseshell.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:09 am

Incy Wincy spied her... climbing up the spout.
Down came Security, and frog-marched poor Incy out.

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 9:59 am

Hickory dickory dock
the red neck pulled out his man sausage...

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:08 am

Who killed man sausage Robin?

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:10 am

Ride a horse's man sausage to Banbury man sausage...

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:13 am

Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocketful of weed...

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:35 am

Are you going to Skank borrow fair?

(ganja, weed, rosemary and crack)

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:39 am

Click... "Would you come this way please Sir - and blow into this bag of crisps."

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:46 am

Remember me to one who lives there,
For she once was a dealer of mine... music

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:49 am

Thyme is on my side... music

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:51 am

Different herbs to your usual, eh Mick?

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:52 am

oregano satisfaction, no, no, no music

Takes something stronger now does it Mick?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 10:59 am

Don't I miss you... music

Well you're non compos mentis most times I come over, Mick.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:14 am

Hey... Sister Morphine... music

(sorry I ruined your life. Love Mick.)

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:22 am

Well we all need someone we can lean on... music

Just get yourself a walking stick, Mick.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:26 am

Everywhere... I hear... the sound of... marching, charging feet, boy music

No Mick - it's the Hell's Angels again. They still reckon you owe them for that Altamont gig...

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:28 am

Under my thumb... music

No, they're not there either, Mick - you've definitely lost your keys.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:30 am

I've got no expectations... to pass through here............again. music

Is that Tokyo or Toronto Customs, Keith?

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:33 am

Josie runs a shoe shop down in New Orleans,
but its her mother who comes into clean,
see I don't know Hutch,
but I know Al Right,
You should be herding just around midnight. music

What the Flip are you trying to say Mick?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:36 am

Thyme is on my side... music

You're repeating yourself now, Mick.

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:41 am

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:41 am

"You should be herding just around midnight. " Laugh

gooood byyye ruby texel... who could hang a sash on you? When you won the last judging day... see you behind The Barn... ewe music

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:44 am

The Barn at Parc Y Scarlets has a bar, hog roast and crepes and a place for kiddies to go and play on inflatables. With this addition, what more could a man need!

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 11:46 am

I'll have to get over there one day soon.... seriously! Laugh

The hog roast sounds superb...

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:08 pm

you can't always get what you want... music

Have you tried Keith's dealer Mick?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:11 pm

When can we have a go at David Bowie?

music

don't lean on me man... 'cos you can't afford the ticket... back from Suffragette City music

If I leant on you Davie... I'd fall over. And how many times have I told you to stop harassing Eleanor Roosevelt's grand-daughter/son?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:14 pm

I, I wish I could swim... music

I'm sure they offer lessons at your local pool, David.

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:16 pm

hot tramp I love you so... music

Don't be such a pshyco Dave, you don't light the meths bottle of somebody you love!

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:17 pm

So where were the spiders
While the fly tried to break our balls? music

Stop being so melodramatic and buy some fly spray, David.

by Glas a du Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:18 pm

time to make the change music

PUT THE STANLEY KNIFE DOWN DAVE!

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:21 pm

John, I'm only dancing... music

It's called public nudity, David, and it's an arrestable offence.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:29 pm

Jean Genie... lives on her own music

Get away from that bottle of perfume Davie... Noooo! It's escaped.

by **Pal Joey** Mon 23 Jan 2012, 12:30 pm

Rebel Rebel... your hair's a mess... music

erm... Davie. Have you looked in the mirror lately?

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