Random Factor... Like A Tractor

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

Thyme takes a cigarette...

Don't you start, Bowie!

It's a godawful small affair...

Keep your hands out of your trousers, David.

just met a girl in blue jeans...

Come on Davie... that's a manikin you're trying to chat up!

Take a look at the law man beating up the wrong guy

That sort of talk it what starts riots Dave...or drama serials on the BBC.

is there life on Mars

Depends how far past it's sell by date it is Dai.

Velvet goldmine...

No David, that's a pothole. And get off the road, there's a car coming.

the only thing I ever got from you... was... sorrow

Why the long face Daffyd?

put on your red shoes and dance the blues...

how the feic does on dance the blues Davy?

Glas a du wrote: put on your red shoes and dance the blues...

how the feic does on dance the blues Davy?

Slowly, with a sad look on your face.

Or, alternatively, by playing air saxaphone.

And I'm floating in a most peculiar way...

Stick at it Dave, you'll be swimming in no time.

under pressure

You Bar Steward Dai, you are responsible for Vanilla Ice!

we can be heroes... just for one day...

OK Davie... now there's the stage EXIT. Hurry along now...

this is ground controll to Major Tom

"We're coming to spray your patio next Tuesday. Give Dave a ring back to confirm."

Fashion, turn to the left,
Fashion, turn to the right...

You can go clothes shopping without giving a running commentary you know, David.

Dancing in the street

? No you cant go and dance in the street David, its time for your tea. And tell that boy with the funny lips to go home.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes...

It's called sunset, David, and I wish you wouldn't go on about it every day.

you know Major Tom's a junkie

Better make sure you don't leave the sprayer there then Davy.

time won't change me, but I can change time

David this is Dr Cox, he's going to iron a few things out with you if that's OK.

Wham bam thank you ma'am...

Leave that lollipop lady alone, David!

Lets yourself go...

Not with you about David, if you don't mind.

...and the spiders from Mars...

(MI5 guy clears throat) "That's him coming along now...."

New York's a go-go and everything tastes nice...

Davie, how many times have I told you. Stop licking Fifth Avenue!

sometimes I feel like... Ma-ar-lon Brando-o...

Hang on David, he could act properly - unlike you in your dodgy video clips!

Poor little greeny..

Are you going to say that every time you sneeze, David?

As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent... you asked for the latest party...

I don't think Andy Warhol appreciates you telling everyone about his personal problems, David.

Come on, come on, we've really got a good thing going...

You've got quite a gambling problem there, David.

Lay lady lay...

She's nervous with you watching her all the time, Bob. Leave her alone and you'll get your eggs.

but you break just like a little girl

Er, Police, I want to report some child abuse.

"A do do do, a da da da, is all I've got to say to you..."

Feic off Sting. Let me speak to a proper officer, this is serious.

The times they are a-changin'...

We need to get those clocks out of here, he's not getting any work done.

I aint gonna work on Maggys farm no more

Well if that's the standard of your English Bobby, I can't think of anywhere else that will take you.

out there in the cold distance... a wild cat did growl, 2 riders were approachin'... and the wind ... begin to howl

Sounds like you had a great trip, Bob.

like a rolling stone

Let me guess Robert, funny lips, thin, ageing, drug addled, Lothario last seen with the Bowie boy?

But something is happening here and you don't know what it is,
Do you, Mr Jones?

His name's Jagger, Bob. But you're right, the man doesn't know what day it is.

“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.”

"I know nothing and know I know nothing."

"but the nothing I know, I know is nothing compared to the something I know I could find out, but know nothing about now"

Bliss is ignorance.

"Money is thyme"

What is it with ageing rock stars and the herbal FFS!

Toke the high road...

A stitch in Nain saves thyme.

A spliff of thyme saves Nain.

And roast chicken.

And the occasional 'visit' from Mr Pugh across the road.

And Bingo.

And a nice bit of pork from Evans the butcher.

And a ride with Jones the Buses.

Nain's such a slut.

In a hut, tut tut.

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But James and Trevor Pertwee.

Shocked? We almost died!