Random Factor... Like A Tractor

by **Pal Joey** Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:05 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:20 am

Scarlets are what develop after you've been scratched by a kitten.

by **Pal Joey** Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:40 am

A bicycle chain needs plenty of oil on Saturdays... (margarine will do though)

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:52 am

Olive oil is made of olives.

Vegetable oil is made of vegetables.

Baby oil...

by Glas a du Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:28 pm

Is made of baby pandas, that's why there are so few about.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:25 pm

That's it, I'm never cooking with baby oil again.

by Glas a du Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:16 pm

ironic though that a common sex aid is made from something so notoriously bad at 'it'.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:08 pm

They're not bad at it - ask any female panda; it's just that they're not horny that often. And if you were being watched the whole time, would you fancy a bit of the old in-out, in-out?

Actually, Glas, you better not answer that. I've heard about your antics in the Barn.

by Glas a du Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:22 pm

Aye, there's something about a girl in a red top and tight trousers.

Drool

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:09 pm

" Mitt! Mitt! Mitt!"

"Newt! Newt! Newt!"

Americans chant the strangest things.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Feb 01, 2012 1:18 pm

We're all going on a summer holiday... music

I wouldn't advise wearing a mankini at your age, Cliff.

by Glas a du Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:51 am

she the one an only walking, talking,
Living doll! music

Pull the other one Cliff, it's got bells on.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:56 am

Christmas time, mistletoe and wine... music

It's February, Cliff. And I've told you about that mankini.

by Glas a du Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:06 pm

I want the world to know I'm happy as can be music

Yeah well couldn't you find a better way than that blydi mankini?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Feb 07, 2012 2:26 pm

She's just a devil woman... music

You're not fooling anyone, Cliff.

by **George Carlin** Wed Feb 08, 2012 1:28 pm

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:11 am

People in glass houses are exhibitionists.

by Glas a du Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:29 am

Get not them out until he buys you stout.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:46 am

Hwnnw yw, hwnnw glyw.

A hwn yw Richie Pugh.

by Glas a du Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:02 am

Efe a gachodd a gollodd y dre.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 09, 2012 11:59 am

Baby love, my baby love... music

You're barred from this maternity ward, Miss Ross!

by Glas a du Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:37 pm

in the middle of a chain reaction music

Come on Miss Ross, casual sex is not rocket science.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:39 pm

You can't hurry love, no you'll just have to wait... music

Oh come on, Diana, everyone knows you're easy.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:40 pm

You didn't get nicknamed 'the Detroit bike' for your singing.

by Glas a du Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:43 pm

it's a game of give and take music

Yeah he gives and you take, constantly.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:25 pm

Reflections of the way life used to be... music

Some old home movies have found their way onto Youtube eh, Diana?

by Glas a du Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:28 pm

baby, baby, baby, where did our love go? music

I tied a knot in it wrapped it in toilet paper and threw it down the toilet, as usual, Dianna.

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:46 pm

Endless love... music

There's only so much one man can do, Diana!

by Glas a du Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:37 pm

hey! you've got to hide your love away music

Definitely when Miss D Ross is about!

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:10 pm

I wanna hold your hand... music

Er, that's not my hand, Miss Ross.

by Glas a du Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:57 pm

I once had a girl
Or should I say she once had me music

D Ross been around has she?

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:55 pm

Lipstick on your collar... music

Er, that's not my collar, Miss Ross.

by Glas a du Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:10 pm

Well it is in a manner of speaking.

music

and it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire music

Your momma warned you Di, but you wouldn't listen would you?

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:15 pm

Love me for a reason... music

Since when have you needed a reason, Diana?

by Glas a du Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:35 pm

you are the wind beneath my wings music

Yes...erm...sorry about that Di, but yours is rather large...erm.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:09 pm

Welcome to my world, won't you come on in... music

There are children present, Di.

by Glas a du Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:43 pm

I just can't get enough music

Obviously Di!

by Glas a du Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:01 pm

and she never gives out, and she never gives in music

Di never gave in taking.

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:57 pm

Let me take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of London... music

I've told you before, Miss Ross, that's not my hand!

by Glas a du Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:20 pm

ebony and ivory go together in perfect harmony music

I see your point Di...

by SubsBench Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:07 pm

Glas a du wrote: ebony and ivory go together in perfect harmony

I see your point Di...

Your right, I've seen it on the internet.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:15 am

Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes... music

Can I hold you to that, Diana?

by Glas a du Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:57 am

if you wanna know if he loves you so it's in his kiss music

Nobody can doubt your determination to prove this empirically by conducting experiments with a large sample of men Miss Ross...

by Glas a du Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:59 am

take my hand we'll make it I swear music

hand, hand, HAND!

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:09 pm

I'd like to teach the world to sing... music

I think you've got singing confused with something quite different, Diana.

by Glas a du Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:47 pm

two little boys with two little toys music

Quite frankly Miss Ross you've perturbed me...

by Luckless Pedestrian Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:01 pm

Crazy in love... music

It's called nymphomania, Diana. I'd see someone about it.

by Glas a du Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:55 pm

Yeah!

Me!

by Glas a du Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:59 pm

everybody needs somebody to love music

You've had more than your share now Miss Ross.

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:12 am

She's got a ticket to ride... music

More like a debenture!

by Glas a du Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:16 pm

you better be careful if you've got long black hair music

Tbh, she ain't that fussy any more.

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