Random Factor... Like A Tractor

by **Pal Joey** Sun 11 Dec 2011, 12:05 pm

First topic message reminder :

Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

by Luckless Pedestrian Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:00 am

Anyway, anyhow, anywhere... music

Yep, sounds about right.

by Glas a du Sun 12 Feb 2012, 10:37 am

hey! You've got to hide your love away music

Well you don't have to, but we would all be grateful if you could at least give it a try, for once, pretty please?

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:10 am

Ride a white swan... music

Diana, you're sick.

by Glas a du Mon 13 Feb 2012, 2:10 pm

ride on time music

Now you're being rediculous Di.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 13 Feb 2012, 2:38 pm

I'm picking up good vibrations... music

Do you have to use that on the Tube, Diana?

by Glas a du Mon 13 Feb 2012, 4:22 pm

chain, keep us together music

Hello? Yes, I'd like an injunction please...

by Glas a du Mon 13 Feb 2012, 6:29 pm

and it's too late baby now it's too late
Though I really thought we could make it music

FFS, I had a one night stand with you in 1968 Diana!

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:26 am

Love me tender... music

You're fooling no one, Diana.

by Glas a du Tue 14 Feb 2012, 8:53 am

Radar love music

Impressive diversification, but not my scene sorry Di.

by Breadvan Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:07 am

Glas a du wrote: Radar love

Impressive diversification, but not my scene sorry Di.

Oi! Nothing wrong with a bit of radar love itellsyer.. Random Factor... Like A Tractor - Page 10 3933776953

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:23 am

Break on through to the other side... music

You're asking a lot of me there, Di.

by SubsBench Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:59 am

Break on through to the other side music

No offence Diana but I'm hardly touching the sides here let alone breaking out the back! Can I introduce you to my friend Mr Holmes who may have better luck?

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:08 pm

If you don't know me by now,
You will never never never know me... music

Is that 'know' in the biblical sense, Di?

by Glas a du Tue 14 Feb 2012, 1:15 pm

tell me that you want the kind of things that money just can't buy music

Basic economics Miss Ross - massive oversupply means declining demand.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:02 pm

She loves you... music

She 'loves' anyone with a pulse, Paul.

by Glas a du Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:06 pm

love, love me do music

Di,

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:13 pm

The night has a thousand eyes... music

That's never stopped you in the past, Di.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:16 pm

Please please me... music

It's going to drop off at this rate, Di.

by Glas a du Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:39 pm

I read the news today oh boy music

If you behaved you'd have nothing to worry about Di.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 14 Feb 2012, 3:49 pm

Let it be... music

I wish you would, Diana!

by Glas a du Tue 14 Feb 2012, 5:38 pm

Oliver's Army are on their way music

Well, if you pull that off I'll actually have a newfound respect for you Di.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 15 Feb 2012, 7:55 am

Knights in white satin... music

Keep your fantasies to yourself, Miss Ross.

by Luckless Pedestrian Wed 15 Feb 2012, 8:45 am

Goldfinger... music

Just call it a dildo, Diana.

by Glas a du Wed 15 Feb 2012, 10:22 pm

we'd like to learn a little bit about you for our files music

Nymphomania on this scale requires scientific probing...no Miss Ross! I'm not trying to seduce you!

by SubsBench Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:18 pm

down, down, deeper and down . . . music

I'm going to need my dadcu's miners helmet and light at this rate Diana!

by Luckless Pedestrian Thu 16 Feb 2012, 1:51 pm

How deep is your love? music

Not deep enough for your liking by the sound of it, Di.

by eirebilly Fri 17 Feb 2012, 7:40 am

Breaker, have you ever heard of the Aussie Musician 'Matt Finish'? He had a hit with 'Just a short note?'.

by Glas a du Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:16 am

Is he Luke Gloss' cousin?

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 17 Feb 2012, 8:27 am

Yes. They had a minor hit together, 'She's Got the Painters in.'

by Glas a du Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:04 am

And their not so successful "knights in Magnolia Satin"

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 17 Feb 2012, 9:41 am

And they co-wrote Leona Lewis's 'Bleeding Love.'

by Glas a du Fri 17 Feb 2012, 11:30 am

Miss Lewis do you have "Ross" tendencies? Drool

by Luckless Pedestrian Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:37 pm

Why the long face, Leona?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 18 Feb 2012, 10:10 am

eirebilly wrote:Breaker, have you ever heard of the Aussie Musician 'Matt Finish'? He had a hit with 'Just a short note?'.

Yes, that's a great song. I met Matt Moffitt a few times and know his brother and sisters pretty well.

by Glas a du Sat 18 Feb 2012, 7:52 pm

David's braw?

by **Pal Joey** Sat 18 Feb 2012, 11:56 pm

I forgot to water the plants... oops.

by Glas a du Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:23 am

That's it, you only gone and blydi done it this time haven't you. It will be like day of the triffids all over again Rolling Eyes

by **Pal Joey** Sun 19 Feb 2012, 12:57 am

or maybe the over-watering last week killed my Impatiens warning

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 20 Feb 2012, 7:35 am

Your cat cacked on my cactus.

by Glas a du Mon 20 Feb 2012, 7:54 am

Prickly shi tty kitty.

by Luckless Pedestrian Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:14 am

And he wiped his @rse on my cabbages.

by Glas a du Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:21 am

Fairly filthy feline

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:51 am

Diana Ross has just released an album of children's songs. The first single off the album will be 'Ride a man sausage Horse.'

by Glas a du Tue 21 Feb 2012, 8:59 am

Who killed Robin's man sausage.

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 21 Feb 2012, 10:49 am

Is it possible to kill someone's man sausage without also killing them in the process?

I'll ask Diana now.

by Glas a du Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:07 am

"shall I ask the doctor for something for my sex drive?"

"give the man a chance, he's there to heal the sick not raise the dead"

drumroll

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:12 am

Sex driving is the only kind of driving Diana Ross does. You should see the state of her gearstick.

by Glas a du Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:15 am

That's why she needs a long seat belt...

by Luckless Pedestrian Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:18 am

And I don't know how many times the police have cautioned her now for braking sharply just so someone goes into her from behind.

by Glas a du Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:18 am

Breaking? she slams it into reverse!

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