Random Factor... Like A Tractor

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

SecretFly wrote:

luckless_pedestrian wrote:This woman needs to go to a hospital.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big white building where sick people go, but that's not important right now.

Irish person who has first hand experience of our 'Health' service, on overhearing the conversation: "A big white building where sick people go? - Heaven?"

Not enough freckles to protect them from the sun?

Give them time and gingers will have evolved to have a parasol growing out of their heads.

If the parasol is still ginger - then it's a mutation that won't have worked.

Gingers are proof that Darwin was wrong.

Darwin was a closet ginger.

You bunch of Cartmans... Gingers are sexy and cool

he used to say: "One is certainly not a racialist, some of one's better friends are ginger-ninjas"

Sexy and cool, or asexual and frigid?

N.B. my family has a history of gingerism.

Ginger women are sexy and cool lucky ;-)

Gingers hate other gingers. Lock two in a room and they'll fight to the death and you'll be left with a pallid / sunburnt corpse.

Thats what we say of the Welsh

I hate Welshmen. Lousy Taffs.

Where ever i am in the world, there is always a crew of welshmen around and a night out with them is comical. There are five steps to them.

1 - Over day they work hard but complain constantly
2 - They like to go for a beer staright after work and can be quite funny
3 - After about 5 pints, they become the Welsh boys choir
4 - After about 9 pints, they fight eachother
5 - after the fights they return to being the Welsh boys choir and slink off into the night to do it all again tomorrow.

Without failure

The Cofy (Caernarfon Cockneys) mantra

Cwrw cont, curry cont, feit cont,

Cwrw = beer
Feit = fight
cont = Kumquat

Can one substitute the curry for a hog roast?

Linebreaker wrote:Can one substitute the curry for a hog roast?

If you want to go to Caernarfon and suggest that, feel free.

My Nain was a Cofi. The first time I met her, she nutted me.

Glas a du wrote:

Linebreaker wrote:Can one substitute the curry for a hog roast?

If you want to go to Caernarfon and suggest that, feel free.

Caernarfonother suggestion then?

I love clean windows when its sunny. Cat continues to try and jump through them to catch birds. Sad but i enjoy it

I get birds trying to fly through my window after I've cleaned them.

Must be the reflection of the 2 mile green valley but surely the trees must look too familiar?

There's nothing like the mark a bird leaves on clean glass.

yeah... I had what looked like the Austrian coat of arms once. A perfect imprint.

Who killed prawn cocktail?
"I," said the scallop,
"Abetted by a rollmop."

Linebreaker wrote:I get birds trying to fly through my window after I've cleaned them.

Must be the reflection of the 2 mile green valley but surely the trees must look too familiar?

Yeah that happens at mine as well but no matter how long my cat has known there is a window to the garden, he will still try to jump though it if they are clean and he sees birds

luckless_pedestrian wrote:Who killed prawn cocktail?
"I," said the scallop,
"Abetted by a rollmop."

Ahhh a nice Dutch Rollmop, they are lovely. If you ever get over to Holland, try a niuew haring, they are lovely

I've never tried a rollmop, Billy. It's a great name for an item of food, though.

Speaking of birds, I was having a fag in the back garden earlier and a pair of blackbirds landed in the big sycamore behind the shed. The male blackbird hopped over to the hen and gave her one. Then he hopped away, only to hop back for seconds. Then thirds. Then fourths. Then he flew off.

You should try it lucky, i thought that it looked disgusting when i first saw them but after eating my first one am addicted. They make a great sarnie

Damn black birds getting more than me

Well I love seafood, so the chances are I'll love them.

My other half is Norwegian and if you love food go there. Viking lady knows how to cook some sexy seafood

Rollmops... food of Vikings. Good for the heart.

Sexy seafood? Shark? That's the only thing seriously sexy in the sea.

I think you've overlooked the coquette fish.

Hmmm,.................... nah, prefer my women sleek, dangerous and with big teeth.

And gills.

Stop it...I'm drooling.

random is Flip right today

I went to a Drive-Thru McDonalds the other day.

It was much more expensive than I thought.

The car hire alone was two hundred quid.

Bollox. Its all a load of bollox. And I mean all of it.

Dont be fooled anymore. I want to be. But that's just me.

Money's too tight to mention

Linebreaker wrote:I get birds trying to fly through my window after I've cleaned them.

Must be the reflection of the 2 mile green valley but surely the trees must look too familiar?

There is nothing like sello-taping bread-crumbs to my window and watching the hungry & hopeful, fluttering baskets, bash their sad & very surprised little faces up against it.

Dont get out much me. But I do have fun.

We uses to catch sparrows under coal sieves. Thank the lord for central heating and computer games!

The lady downstairs has had a cockatoo try to get the better of her on occasion. You should her the noise they make!

Disgusting if you ask me!

What are those birds you have in OZ that make all the noise breker? Galahs?

The pink ones are galahs. They're very noisy but also the cockatoos are pretty loud too. Usually only early in the morning and late afternoon though.

Man they did my head in early in the morning.

No blackbird coitus this morning, none that I saw anyway.

But I did see a duck Flip a pigeon.

Good, i was starting to get jealous of the blackbird getting more than me

luckless_pedestrian wrote:No blackbird coitus this morning, none that I saw anyway.

But I did see a duck Flip a pigeon.

Does William Hurt?

Have you ever seen Ted Danson?

Oh yeah, make me coo...